Latest WhatsApp Jokes

In an entrance of an hospital sardar ask a boy
Sardar- why r u crying?
Boy- they cut my finger for blood test...
Sardar- Baap re , i came here  for urine test...
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Argument between British and Indian!
British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue daily hahahahahaha

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Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...

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Manager cracked a joke and all employees laughing a lot , except one....Manager asked him... "You didn't like my joke or didn't understand it...???".Employee: "sir, I have already resigned and serving my notice period "