Whatsapp Status Messages 5000+ [Funny | Cool | Latest]



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1 ► I like to take a road less traveled.....helps me to avoid traffic.

2 ► Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! .....

3 ► Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing.."

4 ► Hatred can be overcome only by love.

5 ► If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

6 ► To infinity.... and beyond!!!

7 ► When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity......Albert Einstein.

8 ► Yes, I m single, & You've to be damn beautiful to change it.;)

9 ► Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

10 ► Anyone else sits on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you had been finished 10 minutes ago?

11 ► If you want to be rude, then you should become a celebrity.

12 ► I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smartphone, my temper and even my mind.

13 ► I am not questioning your honor. I deny its existence.

14 ► Always remember you are UNIQUE............ just like everybody else.

15 ► I was not busy to be online... I had just given up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as "Free Recharge."

16 ► Love is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearable.

17 ► Dream as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

18 ► We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

19 ► Wow, now I'm a graduate.......Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

20 ► One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

21 ► You won't have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.

22 ► Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons...they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

23 ► Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

24 ► Every time I enter a room, I check to see if my family is getting ready to spring an intervention on me. This is normal, right?

25 ► Oh... I didn't tell you.... Then it must be none of your business.

26 ► 3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking. Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing? One points to the sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

27 ► Everyone has heard of Build A Bear Work Shop. Well I want a Build A Man Work Shop! I will take this and this and that and Don't want that! Would be great!

28 ► Having my own party because who said being alone has to be boring!

29 ► I get more done when I do it alone.

30 ► I can stay strong even when I am all alone.

31 ► I can't remember the last time I had 5 minutes alone.

32 ► There is strength to be found in spending time alone.

33 ► I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

34 ► Some people are alive only Because it's illegal to kill them.

35 ► You were too lazy to read that number.

36 ► Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

37 ► Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.

38 ► When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason _!_

39 ► Fun is like life insurance.The older you get.., the more it cost's.

40 ► Many beautiful flowers in the world but my flower is you.You are most beautiful than others, I Love you my lovely rose. Happy Rose Day Dear!!

41 ► Sorry vegetarians we can't pretend.

42 ► SARCASM: Just one of the many services I offer.

43 ► Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

44 ► One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

45 ► Fall in love not in line.

46 ► The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.

47 ► Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. .....(best Whatsapp status 2017)

48 ► I'm cool but global warming made me hot

49 ► You can disturb me any time if you don't have time to do something.

50 ► I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said: "I will love you till the last one dies."

51 ► Forget the failures and work hard for success

52 ► Sometimes I just wish I' could fast forward the time to see if in the end, it's all worth it.

53 ► We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

54 ► Dear people who update their WhatsApp message every 30 seconds, there's Facebook for that reason!

55 ► My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at."

56 ► I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

57 ► A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

58 ► "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude.

59 ► Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

60 ► I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

61 ► A goal properly set is halfway reached

62 ► Jidhar apna CRUSH hai, udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he...(Hindi)

63 ► "Success" all depends on the second letter.

64 ► You're not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.

65 ► A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.

66 ► Eat...sleep....regret......repeat.

67 ► Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

68 ► I'll love you till my final breath.

69 ► Sleep till you're hungry....Eat till you're sleepy

70 ► Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

71 ► I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but at least i never commented "Cute pic dear "on girls profile picture

72 ► I act like I don't care, but deep inside, it hurts.

73 ► Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

74 ► Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

75 ► The most painful memory I have is when I walked away, and you let me leave.

76 ► Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

77 ► Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

78 ► "'Different" and 'New' is relatively easy. Doing something that's genuinely better is very hard." Sir Jony Ive, Apple

79 ► People r like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

80 ► When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta. No one says I'm fantastic.

81 ► My heart is now a perfect place... with you inside it.

82 ► I will marry the girl who looks as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

83 ► Second chances are for losers....either we do it in the first place or live it for others.

84 ► Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

85 ► Be polite to everyone don't sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it's contagious!

86 ► My attitude depends on the people in front of me.... (best Whatsapp status ideas)

87 ► Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

88 ► Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying "What is this, a classroom?", thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.

89 ► Don't try to choose which is not Urs.But..Don't dare to loose which is only Urs

90 ► I loved you...but I guess that my love couldn't save his... nothing could.

91 ► Tip to avoid car insurance..........Join Facebook and never leave home.

92 ► I am me, and I won't change myself for anyone..!

93 ► Love marriage is like dancing in front of the snake and asking him to bite.

94 ► If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer

95 ► Fight NOT To Lose..Instead, 0f Fighting To WIN

96 ► I can't find the reason why I like you. I believe that's what love does.

97 ► Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.

98 ► This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

99 ► Think about it ..every time we looked back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

100 ► I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.

101 ► Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to Zindagi mai bhut hai Hamdard

102 ► I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However I am superhero for my women..

103 ► Formula for success.......under promise and over deliver.......

104 ► Excuse me.I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

105 ► Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

106 ► There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side, and the right side.

107 ► I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

108 ► When I am good I am best, when I am bad, i am worst.

109 ► After Tuesday, even the calender says "W T F."

110 ► Just wanted to say, you are as useless as "ueue" in a "queue."

111 ► Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

112 ► CGPA is available for adoption... can't raise it myself.

113 ► Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

114 ► Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my Whatsapp status....

115 ► Look out for a small note in the bracket if you just want best of the best...

116 ► One person's LOL is another's WTF!

117 ► Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

118 ► We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stronger

119 ► Trust in God, But lock your car. (latest WhatsApp status)

120 ► A rolling stone gathers no moss... But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

121 ► One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp.....and his wife added last seen feature ??

122 ► We are never ever getting back together.

123 ► People are more what they hide than what they show

124 ► "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently." -Warren Buffett

125 ► Without me its just awesome.

126 ► I'm poor. I can't pay ATTENTION in Class room.

127 ► It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.

128 ► I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

129 ► Ah, good old' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

130 ► I hate it when i ask "how are you?" just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.

131 ► apni to bass ek hi zeed he.... sar pe Taaj... Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!...(hindi)

132 ► We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone's are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid. (whatsapp status 2017)

133 ► All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them. Also check attitude whatsapp status on our site.

134 ► Don't settle for good.Demand Great.

135 ► Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday???? My week is basically ...Monday->Monday#2->Monday#3->Monday#4->Friday->Saturday->pre-Monday

136 ► Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

137 ► I'm cool, but global warming made me hot

138 ► Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

139 ► Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup.

140 ► Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

141 ► Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

142 ► My heart beats only for you.

143 ► Tried to loose weight.......But it keeps finding me.

144 ► Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.

145 ► Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it, but there's no need to show it off.

146 ► Lazy People Fact #5812672793

147 ► We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten dies.

148 ► Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

149 ► The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

150 ► I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart..... Now every piece of my heart loves DifferenT Girlz.... People called it flirt That's Not Fair...

151 ► The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

152 ► The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

153 ► Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

154 ► Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

155 ► Those who know love also has the risk of knowing pain.

156 ► I don't care what people think or say about me; I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

157 ► I meditate for 20 min every morning .....It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

158 ► Are you the drug or the cure?

159 ► If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

160 ► Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ........(awesome WhatsApp status)

161 ► Kiss me, and you will see starts, Love me, and I will give them to you.

162 ► Hakuna Matata!!-the great motto to live life!!

163 ► My laziness is like 8 when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

164 ► Yeah you , the one reading my status.. Get Lost.

165 ► Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!

166 ► I don't like cocaine; I just like the way it smells;)

167 ► Take out 'N' out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

168 ► Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

169 ► I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. - Warren Buffett

170 ► Your whatsapp status says's online .....If your online then why aren't you texting me

171 ► One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp.....and his wife added last seen the feature.

172 ► Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

173 ► Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

174 ► I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

175 ► Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.

176 ► When there's a will, I want to be in it. (best Whatsapp status ever)

177 ► Cheating is easy to try something challenging and be faithful.

178 ► I'm not slow....I'm at energy saving mode.

179 ► At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeated whenever offered any food

180 ► I took IQ test .....results were negative

181 ► Happiness is not the absence of problems. It's the ability to deal with them.

182 ► Waiting for wi-fi network.

183 ► Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. .....(best Whatsapp status)

184 ► I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.

185 ► Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!

186 ► I think it's weird when I love you; I think it's weird when I want you when you don't even know I'm there!

187 ► Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

188 ► We do not remember days; we remember moments.

189 ► Sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone....but you see around to find no one except your shadow....!!

190 ► My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

191 ► Am gonna Make my Status.............better you too Focus on your Status only.

192 ► Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance.....

193 ► All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.

194 ► I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

195 ► Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

196 ► At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food

197 ► Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

198 ► There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday-Saturday.

199 ► Nobody can teach me who I am.

200 ► I think love is fearless.

201 ► I m sorry did I give u d quite an impression that I give a damn about u???

202 ► Roses are Red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!

203 ► Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_

204 ► I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

205 ► One more password got married...!!

206 ► Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

207 ► And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Nietzsche

208 ► I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later......

209 ► Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

210 ► When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

211 ► Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone... And Sometimes life is too good to be alone......... more love status

212 ► I don't make mistakes, I date them.

213 ► All girls are my sisters except you.

214 ► I started out with nothing and I still have most of it:)

215 ► My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

216 ► Pictures are worth a thousand words.

217 ► Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

218 ► "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Deep .............(Best whatsapp quotes)

219 ► I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

220 ► Behind every successful man, there is a Passion and Hard work.

221 ► I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

222 ► Darr k aage jeet hai....aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

223 ► Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

224 ► You can't put a value on a human life,but my wife's life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

225 ► It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

226 ► Silent people have the loudest minds.

227 ► Contributing to entropy since 1994.

228 ► Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

229 ► If there is'MONEY'....there is a million relatives and enemies.

230 ► I love my job only when I'm on vacation

231 ► I can see you checking my Whatsapp status. B)

232 ► I had to take sick day.I'm sick of those peoples.

233 ► SI unit of ignorance = "seen."

234 ► I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ........By not having any.

235 ► Galileo:Great mind...Einstein:genius mind...Newton:Extraordinary mind....Bill Gates:brilliant mind.....ME:Never Mind.

236 ► A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

237 ► They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

238 ► The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out...and say no.

239 ► I wish i could trade my heart for another liver .....so that i can drink more and care less

240 ► Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why.

241 ► I want the passion to loving me forever.

242 ► Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

243 ► Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

244 ► Hey there..... be there

245 ► Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.

246 ► The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

247 ► Dear Mario.....I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

248 ► There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

249 ► An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!

250 ► People say me bad.....but trust me I am the worst.

251 ► Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

252 ► If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

253 ► Error: status unavailable

254 ► You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

255 ► face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall

256 ► Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

257 ► I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

258 ► Chaar bottle Vodka, I can't afford roz ka.

259 ► The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!

260 ► Even romeo went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".

261 ► When You Sit Alone ...You Sit With Your Past ...

262 ► I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, "Sorry, got these sacks".

263 ► I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

264 ► Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows. Happy New Year Images

265 ► Born to Express not Impress

266 ► I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

267 ► Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

268 ► The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.

269 ► My two most HATED words.."I PROMISE"..It doesn't mean $hit to me!

270 ► Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that's why i'm always Calm & Silent

271 ► Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

272 ► When Some One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason _!_

273 ► For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

274 ► The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells. check out sad whatsapp status.

275 ► I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

276 ► Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee... Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

277 ► If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I'd compete in it later.

278 ► The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. Happy Easter Images

279 ► Me and my wife live happily for 25 years... And then we met...!

280 ► Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

281 ► Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

282 ► Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it..!

283 ► Take my advice ; I don"t use it!

284 ► People say me bad...trust me I am the worst.

285 ► My Attitude is my born gift, and nobody take from me!

286 ► My Attitude is based on how you treat me.

287 ► The most positive men are the most credulous!

288 ► An attitude in my bones.

289 ► Don't copy my style!

290 ► I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and a better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

291 ► You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me. Best attitude status for girls.

292 ► It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

293 ► Smile in front of people who hate you... Ur happiness kills them...

294 ► Women don't make fools of men.....most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

295 ► Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

296 ► When you're talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the bitch you don't like, walks by.

297 ► You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

298 ► I don't have time to hate people,who hate me because I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

299 ► My attitude depends on the people in front of me

300 ► I don't insult people; I just describe them.

301 ► I'm only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.

302 ► Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

303 ► Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life Top attitude status in English.

304 ► My life, people, My Rules My Attitude!!!7) It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!

305 ► I'm that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.

306 ► Not always available, try your luck!

307 ► Keep moving! Nothing new to read...

308 ► I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...

309 ► People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing every day.".....

310 ► I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later......

311 ► Waqt atcha ho to aapki galti bhi mazak lgti hai

312 ► Or waqt khrab ho to mazak bhi galti ban jati hain. Best sad status in hindi.

313 ► Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,

314 ► Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h

315 ► Suna hain duaon ki keemat nahi hoti,

316 ► Fir bhi karobaar khub chalta hain iska, This can be best sad status

317 ► Tumse bichde to malum hua k maut b koi cheez h ghalib

318 ► Zindigi toh woh thi jo hum teri mehfil mein guzaar aaye...

319 ► Tere na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami rehti hai,

320 ► Main chahe lakh muskurau in ankho mein nami rehti hai...

321 ► roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.

322 ► Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... jo pehle usse rosan karte hai

323 ► Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai

324 ► Salo lag jate pyar wale jkham bharne mai.

325 ► Raat bhar jalta raha ye dil usi ki yaad mein.. samaj nhi aata dard pyar karne se hota h ya yaad karne se

326 ► One doesn't recognize the really important moments in ones life until it's too late.

327 ► 4 My real smile comes when i am with you.

328 ► How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

329 ► The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go

330 ► Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. (heart touching sad status)

331 ► The Part Dat Hurts Me Da Most, Is Knowing Dat I Once Had U And Then Lost U

332 ► I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms

333 ► I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.

334 ► I don't need drugs, Life is killing me slowly all by itself.

335 ► No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes

336 ► I May Not Be Prefect, But I'm The Best You'll Ever Have. You'll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.

337 ► Just Dropped In To Wish You A Birthday Full Of Happiest!!

338 ► Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live.

339 ► Happy birthday, my friend. I can't imagine celebrating with anyone else.

340 ► May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

341 ► The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.

342 ► Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

343 ► Birthdays will come & go, but the wishes will live together with us

344 ► Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe

345 ► Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy birthday!

346 ► People need love even when they do not deserve it. Happy Valentines Day

347 ► >Dekho kaise matakte ho, kitna uchal k chalte ho.

348 ► Mana aap ka janamdin hain, itna kyu fudakte ho..!!

349 ► ->Jis din aap zamia pr aaye, yeh asma bhi khub roya tha,

350 ► Akhir uske aasu thamte b kese, usne apna sbse pyra tara jo khoya tha.

351 ► Only a Healthy brain like me can speak in sarcasm!

352 ► You are free to stick to your attitudes. But don't dare to change mine!

353 ► Dear Karma, I have a list of people you really need to visit!

354 ► I am multi-talented! I can annoy you, irritate you and make you bang your head against wall!

355 ► I am not less than you, I am just a limited edition.

356 ► My maturity depends on your attitude with me!

357 ► Keep Calm. It's just Monday today!

358 ► What is the main reason for failure? .......................... I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

359 ► Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke.......!!

360 ► After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna

361 ► 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn't prepare.

362 ► Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

363 ► If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

364 ► After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.

365 ► The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

366 ► The pain of seeing someone you love with someone else is much greater than the pain of losing them in the first place. You may hide your feelings but it crushes you inside.

367 ► People come and go in our life and everybody who walks in or out leaves special memories behind. Keep the good memories and move on with them.

368 ► If i need to choose between your life and my life, i always choose yours because without you there won't be any part of life left for me too.

369 ► Don't live life like you'll die old, live life like you're to die tomorrow.

370 ► The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.

371 ► That's the problem with love, there's an easy start but the stop is never in sight and really hard to accept. It's not mechanical.

372 ► Some say its painful to wait someone. Some say its painful to forget someone. But the worst pain comes when you don't know whether to wait or forget.

373 ► Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

374 ► You cannot be dragged down by the past if you would not let it.

375 ► Even the society could not remove sadness. Even the political system could not abolish pain. Only humans could give direction to the society.

376 ► Sadness and happiness were born as twins; none could exist without the other.

377 ► Ah! The feeling of not knowing what the future holds for you is a painful indeed that makes your heart weep.

378 ► Don't waste your time feeling hurt for someone not worth your emotions. Read a bunch of sad love quotes, feel the feels, and move on.

379 ► It really hurts when the person you love changes and becomes someone you don't recognize. People change but it's acceptable to a certain limit only. It's disappointing and hurts within.

380 ► Just because a relationship did not work does not mean you have to stop living. Keep the love within, but move on and embrace life as it is.

381 ► The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most! <<- br="" s="" that="" true.="">
382 ► It's hard to wait around for something that you know might not happen but it's even harder to give up,when you know it's everything you ever wanted...

383 ► Nothings worse, is to see them two together, knowing I will never have him again.

384 ► Behind my smile is a hurting heart, behind my laugh I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am, it isn't me...

385 ► Don't take me for granted,cause unlike the rest.I am not afraid to walk away....

386 ► I sAid " I lovE yOu ", yoU sAid " I lovE yOu too "

387 ► BuT thE oNlY difFerEnCe iS I diDn'T liEd tO yoU

388 ► The best way to create your future is to create it

389 ► Sleep all your troubles away.

390 ► I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

391 ► It's not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

392 ► If you ain't first, you are last.

393 ► I'm gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

394 ► The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

395 ► Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.

396 ► Respect is one of life's greatest treasures...

397 ► Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn't waiting.

398 ► I'm making changes in my life so if you don't hear from me, you're one of them.

399 ► A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

400 ► You killed what was left of the good in me.

401 ► The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

402 ► If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

403 ► Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.

404 ► A fake smile can hide a million tears.

405 ► Smile and let everyone know that today, you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

406 ► You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

407 ► You can do anything but not everything.

408 ► A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

409 ► Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I'm ok with a smile.

410 ► Life is better when I'm drunk.

411 ► Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.

412 ► I'm just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.

413 ► Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

414 ► Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

415 ► I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.

416 ► I don't stop when I'm tried; I stop when I'm done.

417 ► Love is all you need.

418 ► Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

419 ► I dreamed a dream.

420 ► Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

421 ► I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.

422 ► No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

423 ► Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

424 ► "'Different" and 'New' is relatively easy. Doing something that's genuinely better is very hard."  Sir JonyIve, Apple

425 ► There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

426 ► I want to be your favourite hello and your hardest goodbye.

427 ► Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

428 ► The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

429 ► I don't make mistakes I just date them.

430 ► We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

431 ► Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

432 ► The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.

433 ► I can and I will. Watch me!!

434 ► When you want to give up remember why you started.

435 ► A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

436 ► I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

437 ► When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.

438 ► The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

439 ► Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

440 ► The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

441 ► Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

442 ► "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Deep

443 ► Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

444 ► I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

445 ► "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek

446 ► "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe

447 ► There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

448 ► There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

449 ► Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

450 ► Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

451 ► If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

452 ► If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

453 ► Life is short, make fun of it.

454 ► I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.

455 ► Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.

456 ► The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

457 ► Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

458 ► The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

459 ► You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.

460 ► Life is too short to remove USB safely.

461 ► "If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you."

462 ► When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

463 ► "I've tried being other people and myself suits me the best."? Chris Colfer

464 ► Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.

465 ► Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

466 ► God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.

467 ► Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

468 ► Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

469 ► Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. - ANON

470 ► Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

471 ► If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney

472 ► The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden

473 ► Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

474 ► Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

475 ► You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

476 ► If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

477 ► So take a chance and don't ever look back.

478 ► Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram

479 ► There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

480 ► I love you more than anyone else

481 ► Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

482 ► Love the life you live, and live the life you love.

483 ► Life always offers you a second chance. it called tomorrow.

484 ► Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

485 ► Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

486 ► An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.

487 ► Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

488 ► Log kyakahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

489 ► All great changes are preceded by chaos.

490 ► You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn

491 ► When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

492 ► Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz

493 ► Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key. - Alan benett

494 ► If you run into a wall. Don't turn around and give up.

495 ► Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

496 ► When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt

497 ► A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - ZigZiglar

498 ► And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

499 ► The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

500 ► Don't waste your time looking back on what you've lost. Just move on.

501 ► Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

502 ► It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong?'" when nothing's right.

503 ► A true businessman always does business out of courage.

504 ► People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

505 ► Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now.

506 ► The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

507 ► Happiness is not the absence of problems. It's the ability to deal with them.

508 ► In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

509 ► Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

510 ► The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.

511 ► It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

512 ► I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon

513 ► A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.

514 ► Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

515 ► One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.

516 ► Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.

517 ► Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

518 ► Do a little more each day than you think you can.

519 ► You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

520 ► Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

521 ► It's a good day to have a good day.

522 ► You don't always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

523 ► The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.

524 ► Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

525 ► A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

526 ► A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

527 ► Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

528 ► Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand.

529 ► Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

530 ► Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

531 ► Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

532 ► Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

533 ► Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a............. Girl

534 ► Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

535 ► Hey Mate...you There...Whatsapp is using me.

536 ► I believe in hate at first sight.

537 ► I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

538 ► I hate math but I love counting money.

539 ► I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

540 ► I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

541 ► If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

542 ► If I'm wired with you. I like you.

543 ► If you are player then I'm the GAME.

544 ► I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

545 ► I'm not arguing, I'm simply tried to explaining why I'm Right.

546 ► Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

547 ► Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

548 ► Laziness is me middle name.

549 ► Love your girl like you love your Coffee... Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

550 ► May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma'steeth.

551 ► One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho

552 ► Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

553 ► Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

554 ► Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

555 ► The Earth without Art is just Eh.

556 ► The ones who say "you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that "you will".

557 ► There's always a person that you hate for no reason.

558 ► We all are born to die don't feel more special than me.

559 ► We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

560 ► We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

561 ► When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, it's the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

562 ► You can disturb me....I'm available.

563 ► I wonder if I've met the person I'm going to marry.

564 ► Math Rule: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

565 ► I need Google in my brain.

566 ► You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

567 ► I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.

568 ► I am afraid of being loss you

569 ► If you fall. I'll be there.

570 ► Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

571 ► I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.

572 ► Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

573 ► Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

574 ► Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

575 ► Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

576 ► Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

577 ► His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

578 ► Someone asked me, How's life....?

579 ► I just smiled and replied, She's fine.

580 ► Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

581 ► 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

582 ► No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

583 ► I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

584 ► I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.

585 ► There are only two times that I want to be with you... Now and Forever.

586 ► If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.

587 ► I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

588 ► Someone asked me How's life? I just smiled and replied, She's fine

589 ► Life can give us lots' of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life..." ?

590 ► Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

591 ► My real smile comes when i am with you.

592 ► People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

593 ► "There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment."

594 ► Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

595 ► Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a............. woman

596 ► INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS...

597 ► Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love ' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore!

598 ► I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once

599 ► Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ?

600 ► My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

601 ► FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

602 ► Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

603 ► In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

604 ► I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

605 ► That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

606 ► If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

607 ► How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

608 ► I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

609 ► 2. I smile ...Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

610 ► 4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

611 ► Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

612 ► "370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

613 ► . How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

614 ► Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

615 ► OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

616 ► When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

617 ► An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

618 ► I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.

619 ► I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

620 ► After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F

621 ► Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

622 ► Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

623 ► Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

624 ► If you don't care, stop talking about it.

625 ► I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

626 ► Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

627 ► Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

628 ► If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

629 ► Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.

630 ► Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.

631 ► This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.

632 ► The person who sends out positive thoughts activates the world around him positively and draw back to himself positive results.

633 ► Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

634 ► May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

635 ► The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

636 ► The beginning is always today.

637 ► Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

638 ► To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.

639 ► A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

640 ► "Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place."

641 ► "Love does not come to those who seek it, but to those who give love. It is a binding force between souls who have nothing to give but themselves to one another."

642 ► "Turning my head so I can look into his eyes, I strum my fingers across his cheek. "You're right. I think we've both had enough darkness. I want to live in light."

643 ► "Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself."

644 ► "Many who have dedicated their life to love, can tell us less about this subject than a child who lost his dog yesterday."

645 ► "Love to me is someone telling me, 'I want to be with you for the rest of my life, and if you needed me to I'd jump out of a plane for you.'"

646 ► "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

647 ► "Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more."

648 ► "I refuse to let what happened to me make me bitter. I still completely believe in love and I'm open to anything that will happen to me."

649 ► "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

650 ► "To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that's everything."

651 ► "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

652 ► "Love at first sight is often cured by a second look. Love is sweet when it's new, but sweeter when it's true."

653 ► "Any Person can make u realize how wonderful the world is !But only few will make you realize how wonderful u r in the world..!Care for those few."

654 ► "The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven? And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives? When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see in truth that you are weeping for that which has been your delight."

655 ► "Fate controls who walks into your life but you decide who you let walk out, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go."

656 ► "I am a train wreck, a ball of tears at 3 am. I am crazy, just like autumn, I change without notice. But if you cannot deal with me at my worst, then you cannot love me at my best."

657 ► "A successful marriage requires you to fall in love with and to forgive the same person every day over and over again."

658 ► "Love is cruel. It leaves pain that lasts forever. However, it also brings forth happiness that heals that everlasting pain."

659 ► "If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!"

660 ► "Love does not recognize any race. It does not discriminate. Love does not choose who you fall in love. It is a mysterious attraction. Love is not perfect. It sees the imperfect perfectly."

661 ► "Love is the pain that fills your world of black and white with bright and screaming colors."

662 ► "I don't need want the heavenly bodies or the most precious gems in the world. All I need is a steady hand that won't let me go when my world falls apart."

663 ► "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."

664 ► "Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within."

665 ► "Love not only targets the heart, it attacks the body and mind as well."

666 ► "No matter how we try, we will never be a step closer to describing how much a heart can truly love."

667 ► "Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver."

668 ► "Live Beautifully ~ Dream Passionately ~ Love Completely"

669 ► "Love is only a word, unless you act upon it and give it definition."

670 ► "The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."

671 ► "Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful."

672 ► "It takes less than a second to develop a crush on someone, a day to like someone, a few weeks or months to love someone and a lifetime to completely forget someone."

673 ► "Everyone can say "I Love You" ... But not everyone really means it. So believe it when you feel it, Not when you hear it."

674 ► "Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever."

675 ► Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.

676 ► It was my love for my mother that makes me who I am today. She guides me all the way, teaches me everything I need to know, and loves me unconditionally. She is my number 1 supporter, my secret keeper, and my idol. For her, I will strive more.

677 ► My mom is literally a part of me. You can't say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.

678 ► Only a mother can understand a daughter who's in her teenage. Treats her same and most especially loves her the same.

679 ► No matter how strict and protected a mother can be, for her daughter she will always be a super mommy. From the bottom of her heart, what she wants is all the best for her daughter.

680 ► I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock...'puts military clock on wall...

681 ► Who ran to help me when I fell, Or kissed the place to make it well? My mother.

682 ► A daughter without her mother is a woman broken. It is a loss that turns to arthritis and settles deep into her bones.

683 ► The more a daughter knows the details of her mother's life...the stronger the daughter.

684 ► You are my rainbow to keep. My eyes will always be watching you; never will I lose sight of you.

685 ► Dear Daughter, If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes.

686 ► By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

687 ► Mothers of daughters are daughters of mothers and have remained so, in circles joined to circles, since time began.

688 ► Having a little girl has been like following an old treasure map with the important paths torn away.

689 ► Mother and daughter got on very well indeed, with a deep affection founded on almost complete misunderstanding.

690 ► I am all the time talking about you, and bragging, to one person or another. I am like the Ancient Mariner, who had a tale in his heart he must unfold to all. I am always buttonholing somebody and saying, "Someday you must meet my mother.

691 ► The mother-daughter relationship is the most complex.

692 ► A Daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.

693 ► When you are a Mother you are never alone in your thoughts.

694 ► Mother - noun : One person who does the work of twenty. For free.

695 ► The love between a mother and daughter is FOREVER.

696 ► What the daughter does, the mother did.

697 ► Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.

698 ► The older I get, the more I see The power of that young woman, my mother.

699 ► You may be my best friend... But I'm still gonna laugh when you fall over!

700 ► A person who has no friends, lives only half way.

701 ► A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

702 ► Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

703 ► Your real friends aren't the ones you spend the most time with, but the ones you share the most memories with.

704 ► Nice friendship is Like The breathing air You Will Never See it But You Will Always Feel its Presence.

705 ► What makes you and me best buddy is our mirror image to each other. Very good best friend status for whatsapp.

706 ► Unity in adversity makes a group of best friends.

707 ► Happiness is sharing best friend's toughest time.

708 ► A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

709 ► Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

710 ► Friendship isn't meant to be a one way street.

711 ► I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

712 ► If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone. Awesome status on friendship.

713 ► Friendship is based on trust, without it.. there is nothing.

714 ► Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

715 ► Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

716 ► Please god - If you can't make me thin make my friends fat!!!

717 ► It's a pleasure to see you and another - not to see. Cool whatsapp status for friends.

718 ► The best of the rest are friends.

719 ► In a friend you find a second self.

720 ► Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you're like "yup I like this one" and you just do stuff with them.

721 ► True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

722 ► Best friends are like shoes. Too many to choose from, but there's always that one pair you like the most. (:

723 ► True friendship never ends. Friends are forever. Awesome friendship status for whatsapp.

724 ► True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.

725 ► The most important thing in my trust is you.

726 ► A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

727 ► There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.

728 ► Every ship is brittle but friendship is permanent.

729 ► I don't dare to lose my best friend, she/he is the most precious of all jewels I have.

730 ► My Friends make my world glow with happiness.

731 ► All of us need vitamin F to lead a healthy life. And I have plenty of it. (vitamin F = Friends)

732 ► True friends stab you in the front.

733 ► The world is round so that friendship may encircle it a very good friendship status.

734 ► I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

735 ► If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

736 ► When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.

737 ► Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

738 ► A true friend is that one which takes your hand but touches your heart.

739 ► Best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

740 ► Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.

741 ► There are no strangers in this world. There are only friends you haven't met yet!

742 ► True friends are not the ones who are there when it's convenient. True friends are there when it's not.

743 ► Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends.

744 ► The more dependent you are on your friends to have a good time, the lonelier you are deep down inside. So be friends with 'urself' first.!

745 ► Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.

746 ► My best friend is my true family.

747 ► All the roses want to wish you, all the birds want to sing to you the most beautiful song of the year! Happy and Joyous New Year 2017!

748 ► Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give!

749 ► People say that not every day is new year, but I wish you that every day in your life is that special.

750 ► Wishing you good health, prosperity and bright new year. Let there be peace and love in our hearts!

751 ► Have a truly blessed new year - let there be a lot of joy and gladness in your home!

752 ► Let new year bring a lot of strength, vigor and light into your life!

753 ► Happy new year! Let the candles lit in the new year night illuminate our hearts and souls and the flame of love and goodness fill our lives!

754 ► Happy new year! We wish you good health, colorful experiences, new adventures, positive mood and smiles. Happy holiday!

755 ► Don't trust too much, don't love too much, don't care too much because that 'too much' will hurt you so much!

756 ► What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?

757 ► When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you are sad you understand the lyrics.

758 ► Usually, people think that I'm a strong, happy person..but behind my smiles they just don't know how much I'm in pain and almost broken..

759 ► It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were.

760 ► Sometimes, crying is the only way your eyes speak when your mouth can't explain how broken your heart is.

761 ► I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile to hide sadness.

762 ► I'm afraid of being forgotten. Because it seems everyone I get close to, ends up forgetting me.

763 ► At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.

764 ► I'm not okay, I'm just good at pretending I am.

765 ► Missing you isn't what hurts. It's knowing that I had you that's killing me.

766 ► Ignore me. I don't care. I'm used to it anyways. I'm invisible.

767 ► And sometimes you just have to forget about that person you once liked and move on

768 ► Sometimes it's better to be Alone...Nobody can hurt you

769 ► Sadness does not come from bad circumstances. It comes from bad thoughts.

770 ► I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn't all alone.

771 ► The heart reeks of sadness and pain, the face exposes the fake happiness that never actually was pride.

772 ► It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of, you just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last...some don't even start..

773 ► The hardest thing that I've ever had to hear was that my child died. The hardest thing that I've ever done is to love live everyday since that moment.

774 ► Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying and even though she says nothing is wrong maybe.. Just maybe she is really good at lying.

775 ► Being Ignored. Worst feeling ever.

776 ► "So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

777 ► Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

778 ► "The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected."

779 ► "He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It's his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry."

780 ► have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."

781 ► there are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone."

782 ► I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

783 ► "I'm lonely. And I'm lonely in some horribly deep way and for a flash of an instant, I can see just how lonely, and how deep this feeling runs. And it scares the shit out of me to be this lonely because it seems catastrophic."

784 ► "I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time."

785 ► "This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

786 ► You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again."

787 ► "So it's true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love."

788 ► The funniest people are the saddest ones"

789 ► Forever and ever, kid, until you're sick and tired of seeing me."

790 ► "If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."

791 ► "If you don't receive love from the ones who are meant to love you, you will never stop looking for it."

792 ► You've changed me forever. And I'll never forget you."

793 ► Nothing is ever certain."

794 ► I can't set my hopes too high, 'Cause every hello ends with a goodbye."

795 ► you're an expert at sorry and keeping the lines blurry"

796 ► ven on my weakest days I get a little bit stronger"

797 ► Melancholy were the sounds on a winter's night."

798 ► i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone"

799 ► "My room is so quiet and empty it hurts."

800 ► You asked why I couldn't forgive you," Nick said, very quietly, and I jumped a little. "It was because you were the love of my life, Harper. And you didn't want to be. That's hard to let go."

801 ► Those are good quotes... I got a pretty good one. "when you were born, you were crying, and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling, and everyone around you is crying..." =)

802 ► It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

803 ► Tears are words the heart can't express.

804 ► Some Day You'll Wake Up & Realize You Need Me;;But I'll Be Waking Up Next To The Boy That Realized That Loooong Before You.

805 ► Having the love of your life break up with you and say we can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep him.

806 ► I feel so miserable that I can't be around normal people without making them miserable, too...

807 ► Suicide does not mean there was no killer.

808 ► Just because I let you go, doesn't mean I wanted to

809 ► Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it

810 ► The heart was made to be broken.

811 ► It's funny how the person who hurts you is the one who swore they never would :'(

812 ► "Laugh when you want to cry and smile when you want to frown."

813 ► It takes a lifetime to live, but it only takes a second to die.

814 ► When you are depressed, life is too long. :(

815 ► You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

816 ► If it wasn't for the pain I felt yesterday, I would not be the person I am today!

817 ► You never need to worry about your players when your goal keeper is GOD.

818 ► Promise me you'll never forget me; I'd never let you leave if I thought you would.

819 ► A mirror shows the outside, but never the pain on the inside.

820 ► No matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you, it is useless without the person you want to laugh with.. =(.

821 ► Sometimes when I say "Oh, I'm fine." I want someone to look me in the eye and say "Tell the truth."

822 ► Sometimes you have to smile and act like everything is okay, hold back the tears and walk away.

823 ► It kills me every time I think about how you'll never remember what I'll never forget.

824 ► Everyone's a liar. Everyone I've ever known."

825 ► And do you know Monsieur Marius? I believe I was a little in love with you."

826 ► "Some things a heart won't listen to, I'm still holding out for you"

827 ► loving a man shouldn't have to be this rough"

828 ► But somebody else had spoken Snape's name, quite softly.

829 ► That old feeling is still in my leaking heart.

830 ► Thank you," he finally said. He couldn't say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out eventually. "You were amazing."

831 ► If you had one day left to live, what would you do?"

832 ► "You can't run away from home without destroying somebody's world."

833 ► "The dead aren't scary. They are just sad.

834 ► The problem with loneliness is that, unlike other forms of human suffering, it teaches us nothing, leads us nowhere, and generally devalues us in our own eyes and the eyes of others."

835 ► "Now mine eyes see the heart that once we did search for, and I fear this heart shall be mended, nevermore."

836 ► Don't they always go from bad to worse? There's no turning back--your old self rejects you, and shuts you out.

837 ► Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating

838 ► I don't know if I'm waiting for you to love me, or if I'm waiting for you to realize what you lost.

839 ► You may get the most beautiful person in you life. But, I bet you wouldn't get a person who would have the same feelings as I've for you.

840 ► I'm so broken that I can feel it. I mean, physically feel it. This is so much more than being sad now. This is affecting my whole body.

841 ► Sometimes I like to stand in the rain, because no one can tell that I'm crying

842 ► They say pain will go away...How long does it take? Six years later and I'm still not okay.

843 ► her heart doesn't cry. And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.

844 ► The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist.

845 ► I am surrounded by so many people but out of all those people no one knows the real me

846 ► The Worst Feeling Is Not Being Lonely, It's being Forgotten by Someone, You Could Never Forget.

847 ► "Smile, always smile, it doesn't matter if it is a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of being unable to smile"

848 ► Respect to you all, readin ur stuff helped me alot so a jus wana say THANK YOU 2 EVERYONE! (",)

849 ► Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

850 ► Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending."

851 ► There's nothing good about goodnight when it means goodbye

852 ► "Everybody's damaged by something.

853 ► The most difficult aspect of moving on is accepting that the other person already did."

854 ► Sorrow spares no one, and scars respect no person.

855 ► He doesn't care anymore."

856 ► I wouldn't have missed a single minute of it, Not for the whole world."

857 ► I threw his framed picture off my balcony just to hear my heart break."

858 ► Oh, darling, I've been so miserable.

859 ► If only...the saddest words in the English language

860 ► I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.

861 ► Leave the pain behind and let your life be your own again. There is a place where all time is now, and the choices are simple and always your own

862 ► "When your sad--like really sad--you only want to be with other people who are sad."

863 ► People think I'm quiet because I have nothing to say or because of my shyness. Truth is I just keep my thoughts, opinions to myself in case no one will care about what I have to say

864 ► When you feel neglected, just think of a female salmon who lays 3 million eggs, but nobody remembers her on Mother's day..?

865 ► I said I'm over you. But every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.

866 ► Freedom is what I want, Pain and Hate is what I have.

867 ► The worst feeling is not being lonely, sometimes it is being forgotten by someone you can't forget.

868 ► I'd rather spend one minute holding you than the rest of my life knowing that I never could.

869 ► Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears

870 ► There comes a time you feel so alone no matter how much company you have..."

871 ► Sometimes we have to die to ourselves in order to live for someone else.

872 ► Staying with sum1 you really love even if you know its better letting go is like standing under the rain...It felt so good but you know its not right...:(

873 ► Smile because you had the chance, cry because you missed it.

874 ► Don't make someone your everything. Cuz when they are gone, you have nothing

875 ► "I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn't know how to handle anything, at any time,

876 ► Regret; The saddest word in the English language."

877 ► BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.

878 ► When You Sit Alone ...You Sit With Your Past.

879 ► Silence is the most powerful Scream.

880 ► My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

881 ► The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

882 ► The deepest people are the ones who've been hurt the most.

883 ► Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.

884 ► People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

885 ► It's sad to be happy alone.

886 ► Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.

887 ► Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping

888 ► The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling.

889 ► You just can't please everybody.

890 ► One morning you wake up afraid to live.

891 ► Sometimes, you have to smile to hide your fears and laugh to hide your tears.

892 ► Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!

893 ► You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

894 ► I don't depend on people any more because I'm tired of being disappointed.

895 ► What hurts more than losing you is knowing you're not fighting to keep me.

896 ► The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

897 ► Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.

898 ► Time doesn't really Heal the heart. It just makes the heart forget all the pain.

899 ► It's never the tear that measure the PAIN, sometimes its the SMILE we fake.

900 ► Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people I can't trust.

901 ► Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

902 ► The worst missing is missing your own self which you used to be once upon a time.

903 ► A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES

904 ► I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

905 ► sometimes the people that u don't want to get hurt doesn't care if they hurt you!

906 ► People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.

907 ► The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.

908 ► Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

909 ► It's sad how people become what they had promised they never will.

910 ► It isn't the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can't bring it back.

911 ► Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

912 ► The sky isn't always blue. The sun doesn't always shine. So it's okay to fall apart sometimes.

913 ► It's great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.

914 ► Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.

915 ► The worst felling is pretending as if you don't care at all, When in reality that's all you can think of.

916 ► I miss your smile, but I miss mine even more. At some point in your life, you will become aware that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.

917 ► I know how to be the witness to her grief. I don't know how to be this kind of villain

918 ► Life is suffering.

919 ► The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.

920 ► The ones closest to you are the ones that hurt you the most.

921 ► A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.

922 ► feeling of leaving the world comes when no one understand our pain, not even our love.

923 ► Can't blame me for my trust issues.

924 ► I guess after a while, you just discover that he doesn't love you anymore.

925 ► 196 We use to be best friends but now our friendship is fading what has happened to us? was it something I did? i never wonted to loose you, you were my best friend but I guess now the time has come its the end and its time to move on i told myself I would never say goodbye but im sorry the time has come.

926 ► We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means..sacrifice..

927 ► It hurts me too much to realize that everytime I smile at you and you smile back I turn around and realize its not my smile that you're returning.

928 ► Sometimes its so hard to LET GO, but its easier than holding on to something that isn't THERE

929 ► A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live.

930 ► work hard and get success.

931 ► Happiness is never stopping to think if you are. ~Palmer Sondreal

932 ► The destination is a happy life, an accomplished life that doesn't end with death but with eternal life.

933 ► I cant live without you my nose haha

934 ► I have had a happy life and thank the Lord. Goodbye and may God bless all!

935 ► I love you cute girl

936 ► I am hopeful that one day I will meet that right man and will have a very happy life partner.

937 ► Life is meaningless

938 ► A happy wife is a happy life. ~

939 ► Happiness is a form of courage. ~

940 ► Eat< sleep< wifi < Perfect life

941 ► A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning. ~ Lillian Gish

942 ► I am nothing without you

943 ► A solid sense of self will help a person to lead a full and happy life. ~ Kimberly Elise

944 ► All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. ~

945 ► By seeing you online ,gives me hope

946 ► "Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."

947 ► Think Positive ,

948 ► "Life has a positive and negative side. Happy people ignore the negative side",

949 ► "Be happy with what you have." ~

950 ► "Happy mind, happy soul."

951 ► God I need you , plz help me

952 ► "I will not exchange my time for money." ~

953 ► "Happiness was to fall in love with you every moment!" ~

954 ► I love GOD

955 ► "Be happy and enjoy your sacred time on earth."

956 ► Never destroy yourself for someone

957 ► "You do not need many possessions to have a happy life."

958 ► I don't care...

959 ► There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. ~

960 ► You are my favorite mistake

961 ► "Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.

962 ► Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

963 ► It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity. ~

964 ► I love you baby

965 ► "It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received.

966 ► It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters,"

967 ► Hahahhaha you think you know me , ? think again

968 ► "Dance. Smile. Giggle. Marvel. TRUST. HOPE. LOVE. WISH. BELIEVE. Most of all, enjoy every moment of the journey, and appreciate where you are at this moment instead of always focusing on how far you have to go."

969 ► "Don't give up before the miracle happens."

970 ► "You never give up, even when you should."

971 ► There's always some relief in giving up

972 ► Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest

973 ► It's hard to give up the being together with someone.

974 ► I'm happy about life. Still trying. I ain't giving up on life.

975 ► The difference between Success and failure is not giving up

976 ► Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it"

977 ► "The key to my success has been to give up everything for my dream."

978 ► Giving up is not a sign of weakness but a sign of strength

979 ► If you believe in something, then you shouldn't give up on it.

980 ► People give up on each other long before they give up on themselves

981 ► Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

982 ► "Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does no one else."

983 ► "It's never too late to give up our prejudices."

984 ► "My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me."

985 ► Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.

986 ► "I can't" isn't a reason to give up, it's a reason to try harder"

987 ► "We are never defeated unless we give up on God."

988 ► "When you blame others, you give up your power to change."

989 ► I was many things, but I wasn't a quitter. I didn't give up, and I wasn't going to start.

990 ► Winners are not those who never lose, but those who never give up.

991 ► The day you give up on your dreams is the day you give up on yourself."

992 ► Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

993 ► "God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless."

994 ► A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does

995 ► No one gives up on something until it turns on them, whether or not that thing is real or unreal.

996 ► Not everyone is meant to be in a long term thing. Maybe I should just give up.

997 ► "Don't ever give up on something or someone that you can't go a full day without thinking about."

998 ► No one has the power to shatter your dreams unless you give it to them.

999 ► "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."

1000 ► "Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret."

1001 ► "You can have anything you want if you will give up the belief that you can't have it."

1002 ► "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

1003 ► "No matter how hard the battle gets or no matter how many people DON'T believe in your dream,Never give up!

1004 ► When you are going through hell, keep on going. Never never never give up

1005 ► Don't ever give up on your dreams because YOU have the ability to make them come true

1006 ► Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

1007 ► Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

1008 ► People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.

1009 ► The biggest mistake you can make is listening to people who've given up on their dreams telling you to give up on yours.

1010 ► I hate myself and I want to die. ~ Kurt Cobain

1011 ► "I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today." ~ Andrew Sturm

1012 ► I wanna hold you till I die, till we both break down and cry. ~ Hill Dan

1013 ► I smile, I try but truth is I want to die. ~ Unknown Author

1014 ► This is the way I wanna die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song. ~ Regina Spektor

1015 ► I have no motivation to save myself anymore. ~ Anonymous

1016 ► I want to die with my blue jeans on. ~ Andy Warhol

1017 ► "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!" ~ Bill Maher

1018 ► Before I die, I wanna be the reason for someone to love, life and hope

1019 ► I want to die in the saddle. I love writing, producing, acting, directing. ~ Peter Fonda

1020 ► For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times. ~ Jack Osbourne

1021 ► "The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die." ~ Juliette Lewis

1022 ► If I die in an accident. I just want two extra minutes of my life to destroy my phone

1023 ► I don't want to die. But I want to be dead. - Jean Ingelow

1024 ► You Want To Die But In Reality You Just Wanted To Be saved.

1025 ► "I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me." ~ David Levithan

1026 ► I pretend to be happy a lot, I'm not. Inside, I'm really fucked up.

1027 ► Every thought is a battle. Every breath is a war, and I don't think I'm winning anymore.

1028 ► I don't think I want to win anything I think i want to die unadorned. ~ Frank O'Hara

1029 ► I wanna die lying in your arms. ~ Unknown

1030 ► I want to die as myself. Does that make any sense? - Peeta Mellark

1031 ► I only miss you when I'm breathing. -Jason Derulo

1032 ► I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. -Anonymous

1033 ► I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little bit more every day. -Anonymous

1034 ► I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night. -Anonymous

1035 ► ) If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever. -Anonymous

1036 ► You have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.I Miss You

1037 ► They say that time heals all wounds but all it's done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you. -Anonymous

1038 ► If ever I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most. -Anonymous

1039 ► Missing you a lot I thought you were standing beside me, I shouldn't have turned around. -Anonymous

1040 ► I pretend to ignore you, but I really just miss you.

1041 ► I die every day, every second without you, I Miss You.

1042 ► I wanna write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

1043 ► I miss those kisses and the way I used to sleep in your warm hug. I miss the way you made me eat breakfasts and I miss the way you made me laugh. I miss you." -

1044 ► "If you wanna know how much I miss you, try to catch rain drops, the ones you catch is how much you miss me, & the other you miss is how much I miss you!"

1045 ► "I try not to miss you, but in the end, I still do."

1046 ► "I miss you... I don't know what else there is to say."

1047 ► A day without you is always incomplete. I Miss You Dear.

1048 ► "Miss you each day, everyday & all the time!"

1049 ► "One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you."I Miss You.

1050 ► "When I see your smile, and I know it's not for me, that's when I'll miss you."

1051 ► When I text you it means I'm MISSING you. When I don't it means I'm WAITING for you to miss me. If only you knew.

1052 ► All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile.

1053 ► Rise up, wise up, say it loud. Soul, I will not lie to you. I'm all alone. I'm still missing you, missing you, missing you.

1054 ► I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! I Miss You!

1055 ► You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart... I Miss You...

1056 ► I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have; I miss you.

1057 ► You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart! I Miss You!

1058 ► Days go by so fast, not a day do I not think of you. Missing you is the hardest part of my days, my days without you..

1059 ► There is nothing i want more than to be with you... Missing You!

1060 ► "Move on," I hear a voice in my head say. My heart says something different though, like, "I miss you."

1061 ► I am waiting the moment when we can be together! I Miss You

1062 ► Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love. - -Unknown

1063 ► Missing someone isn't about how long since you've seen them or the amount of time you've talked them. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and wishing they were right there with you. - -Unknown

1064 ► Every moment spent with you... is forever fresh... forever new! I Miss You very much...

1065 ► I love you...

1066 ► We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

1067 ► The best way out is always through. - Robert Frost

1068 ► Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

1069 ► Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

1070 ► Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

1071 ► I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become. - Oprah Winfrey

1072 ► I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

1073 ► You must be the change you want to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

1074 ► What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Goethe

1075 ► You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

1076 ► Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

1077 ► Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

1078 ► Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

1079 ► Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

1080 ► In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing. - Theodore Roosevelt

1081 ► If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet. - Isaac B. Singer

1082 ► Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well.- Unknown

1083 ► Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. - Charles F. Kettering, Engineer and Inventor

1084 ► Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.- Mark Twain

1085 ► Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. -

1086 ► Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined. -

1087 ► Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford

1088 ► Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means. - Albert Einstein

1089 ► A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

1090 ► If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

1091 ► Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy Goodman

1092 ► If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

1093 ► What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

1094 ► We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

1095 ► The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

1096 ► Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain

1097 ► Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

1098 ► Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain

1099 ► The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed. - Richard B. Sheridan

1100 ► Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

1101 ► Act or accept. - Unanonymous

1102 ► Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

1103 ► The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

1104 ► Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr Phil

1105 ► Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

1106 ► People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success. - Norman Vincent Peale

1107 ► Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. -

1108 ► Being defeated is only a temporary condition; giving up is what makes it permanent. -

1109 ► Marilyn vos Savant, Author and Advice Columnist

1110 ► I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

1111 ► The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. - Unknown

1112 ► The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Unknown

1113 ► Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it. Really successful people do things when they don't want to do it. - Dr. Phil

1114 ► There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Dr. Denis Waitley

1115 ► Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Sir Winston Churchill

1116 ► Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit.- Conrad Hilton

1117 ► Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

1118 ► Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

1119 ► There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

1120 ► Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

1121 ► Vision doesn't usually come as a lightening bolt. Rather it comes as a slow crystallization of life challenges that we one day recognize as a beautiful diamond with great value to ourselves and others. - Dr. Michael Norwood

1122 ► Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

1123 ► Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. - Samuel Beckett

1124 ► Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. -

1125 ► Cause Change & Lead Accept Change & Survive

1126 ► Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

1127 ► An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

1128 ► An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

1129 ► Life is "trying things to see if they work" - Ray Bradbury

1130 ► If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Anonymous

1131 ► Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

1132 ► We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

1133 ► Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

1134 ► In matters of style, swim with the current; - In matters of principle, stand like a rock.- Thomas Jefferson

1135 ► I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

1136 ► Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. - Machiavelli.

1137 ► Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. -

1138 ► You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

1139 ► What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say - Ralph Waldo Emerson

1140 ► Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

1141 ► Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

1142 ► To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

1143 ► If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

1144 ► By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day- Robert Frost

1145 ► I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

1146 ► The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. - William James

1147 ► When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what? -

1148 ► Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.-

1149 ► In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. - Robert Frost

1150 ► You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face. - Eleanor Roosevelt

1151 ► Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

1152 ► Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter Drucker.

1153 ► The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster's Law

1154 ► Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

1155 ► I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

1156 ► Positive anything is better than negative thinking. - Elbert Hubbard

1157 ► People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. -

1158 ► Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

1159 ► If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

1160 ► The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

1161 ► Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

1162 ► Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. - Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

1163 ► There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

1164 ► He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Nietzsche

1165 ► Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Author Unknown

1166 ► We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace.

1167 ► It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

1168 ► For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

1169 ► Either you run the day, or the day runs you

1170 ► When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

1171 ► Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

1172 ► People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway.

1173 ► Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out candles and fans fire.

1174 ► The next time you're faced with something that's unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.

1175 ► ~ Banish speaking anxiety and nerves with hypnosis.

1176 ► ~ Build a powerful exercise habit that you can't break.

1177 ► ~ Stop worry and apprehension wrecking your life.

1178 ► ~ Break the negative trance of low self esteem and give yourself a chance in life.

1179 ► ~ Use the power of your unconscious mind to transform your life.

1180 ► ~ Use hypnosis to connect with your true inner worth.

1181 ► ~ Tune out nervousness and anxiety with hypnosis.

1182 ► ~ Learn how to discipline, direct and command your mind to improve your performance.

1183 ► ~ Give you powerful keys to getting back on track with your exercise - and staying there.

1184 ► ~ Provides an invisible security blanket allowing you to develop social ease and overcome shyness.

1185 ► ~ An audio hypnosis session that's specifically designed to get you (quickly!) back on track.

1186 ► ~ Learn powerful hypnotic techniques to stop negative thoughts before they start.

1187 ► ~ Let hypnosis help you get on with what you need to do, when you need to do it. Let nothing hold you back.

1188 ► Use hypnosis to re-train your brain and lose weight naturally... that's how to get and stay slim.

1189 ► Relearn how to fall asleep fast and enjoy a good night's sleep.

1190 ► To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

1191 ► A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

1192 ► If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

1193 ► I believe in the sacredness of a promise, that a man's word should be as good as his bond; that character - not wealth or power or position - is of supreme worth.

1194 ► Everything in moderation, including moderation.

1195 ► Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

1196 ► I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

1197 ► I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.

1198 ► The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren and to do good is my religion.

1199 ► I don't feel threatened by people who ask questions. It's those who refuse to answer them that frighten me.

1200 ► I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don't, it's their loss.

1201 ► If you don't thank GOD for every smile, then you

1202 ► Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probaby the best feeling in a relationship.

1203 ► Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

1204 ► Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

1205 ► Relationships are like a Book. It takes years to write but second to burn.

1206 ► Distance means so little when someone means so much.

1207 ► I am not perfect but loving you makes me the best. ?

1208 ► I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.

1209 ► Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

1210 ► Its better to let go with a smile in face than to hold on with tears in eyes.

1211 ► Im not looking for someone who has everything. But someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

1212 ► Sometimes second chance work out better than the first b'coz you already learned from your mistakes.

1213 ► Beauty doesn't last forever but a beautiful personality does.

1214 ► All I want and all I need is only YOU!

1215 ► Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.

1216 ► Spend your life with who makes you happy, not with who you have to impress.

1217 ► I wish memories were like text messages. You can delete the ones you hate and keep the ones you like.

1218 ► Never give up on something or someone that you truly belive in.

1219 ► Always remember that the most beautiful curve on your body is your smile :)

1220 ► Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.

1221 ► Like us: Cool FB Status.(r)

1222 ► When people have something bad to say about you, its b'coz they don't have anything good to say about themselves.

1223 ► Waking up in truth is much better than living in a lie.

1224 ► Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease each other but can't live without eachother.

1225 ► Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.

1226 ► Just because things are not good now does not mean they will be that way forever.

1227 ► Use everyday as an opportunity to make tomorrow even more better.

1228 ► Always remember to smile. You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.

1229 ► Don't let yourself be controlled by these 3 things. Your past, people & money.

1230 ► People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.

1231 ► I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

1232 ► No words are necessary between two loving hearts.

1233 ► I will take care of you more than I do to my self.

1234 ► Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.

1235 ► May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself. Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

1236 ► Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.

1237 ► A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

1238 ► Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that does not think about us for 1 second.

1239 ► Most of us are just about as Happy as we make up our MINDS to be.

1240 ► Destiny is not a matter of chance. Its a matter of choice.

1241 ► I am 99% sure that she doesn't like me but it's that 1% that keep me hangin on.

1242 ► It will be worth it to be with someone who knows your worth.

1243 ► If it does not feel right to you, then maybe it's not right for you.

1244 ► The people who appear strongest on the outside are the weakest within

1245 ► It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.

1246 ► I dont care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.

1247 ► I don't want to be your whole world. Just your favorite part in it.

1248 ► Love is the seventh sense which destroys all other 6 senses.

1249 ► I dont want a relation where people say they look so cute together. I need a relation where people say, Look how happy they are together.

1250 ► Promises are like babies! Fun to make but hell to deliver.

1251 ► If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT.

1252 ► Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me.

1253 ► Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.

1254 ► The best things in life are FREE .... Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.

1255 ► Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.

1256 ► If you dont believe in yourself, Do you think anyone else would?

1257 ► I am single but not available.

1258 ► Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.

1259 ► Never let life discourage you; Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

1260 ► Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.

1261 ► You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.

1262 ► I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I wake up people would just be proud of me.

1263 ► Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matters.

1264 ► I hope the next big trend in music is talent!

1265 ► I broke a mirror seven years ago and I'm still having bad luck.

1266 ► I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.

1267 ► I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand, if I use a calculator.

1268 ► If I managed my bank account as well as I manage my phone battery, I'd be rich.

1269 ► If you don't like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you're a fan!

1270 ► I get ignored so often that my nickname should be "Terms and Conditions".

1271 ► Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.

1272 ► Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me!

1273 ► I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour.

1274 ► Cuddling is my favourite exercise.

1275 ► I know Victoria's secret.

1276 ► CAUTION: You might get addicted to me.

1277 ► There's always that one person who is going to annoy me every time they open their mouth.

1278 ► You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.

1279 ► Deep conversations with someone who understands me, is everything.

1280 ► Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.

1281 ► If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

1282 ► If time is money, I am running out of time.

1283 ► I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!

1284 ► I'm not superstitious but I am super!

1285 ► If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.

1286 ► I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.

1287 ► I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.

1288 ► I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).

1289 ► WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

1290 ► WARNING: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.

1291 ► I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.

1292 ► I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.

1293 ► I'm so HOT, I make fire!

1294 ► I'm not ashamed to say, I've never loved another person as much as I love myself.

1295 ► I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.

1296 ► Judge me (When you are perfect).

1297 ► Be real with me, or just leave me alone.

1298 ► Normal rules don't apply to me because I am blonde.

1299 ► I thought growing older would take longer.

1300 ► I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.

1301 ► It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.

1302 ► Let me be me... Because once I change, you will miss the 'me' in me.

1303 ► My daily routine: Get up, be brilliant, go back to bed, repeat.

1304 ► Go ahead, judge me. But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.

1305 ► Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.

1306 ► I love it when song lyrics totally apply to my current situation.

1307 ► If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.

1308 ► To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.

1309 ► When I get lonely, I set my phone's alarm to go off every few hours so I can imagine what it would be like to have people texting me.

1310 ► Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.

1311 ► I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me, I'm contagious!

1312 ► I'd rather eat chocolate than aim to have a thigh gap!

1313 ► I carry a knife... But it's just incase of cake!

1314 ► I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries, and dis order of nuggets.

1315 ► I'm an original, I don't need a label.

1316 ► They all call me crazy until they find out I'm right.

1317 ► I wish Facebook would notify me when someone deletes me. That way I could 'Like' it.

1318 ► I feel sad when I go to unfriend someone and they've already beat me to it.

1319 ► Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

1320 ► Hating me won't make you pretty.

1321 ► Don't study me, you won't graduate.

1322 ► Keep calm, and ignore me.

1323 ► Half of me is a hopeless romantic, the other half is fairly thoughtless.

1324 ► They say dreams tell you something about yourself, but I dream of shapes. So I have no clue what a triangle and a hexagon means about me.

1325 ► I hope you remember me, like I remember you.

1326 ► I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

1327 ► Keep spreading those rumours, you're making me famous!

1328 ► I don't try to be better than anyone else but myself.

1329 ► I'm always trying hard to improve my selfies.

1330 ► If I don't love me, who will?

1331 ► I can and I will... Watch me!

1332 ► I am who I am: Your approval isn't needed!

1333 ► Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!

1334 ► I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's ten years in a row!

1335 ► This is me! What you see is what you get.

1336 ► I am the yummy pie!

1337 ► I'm not lazy, I just run on energy-saving mode!

1338 ► I'm not afraid of failing, which is why I do it all the time!

1339 ► If I had to describe my personality, I'd say good looking.

1340 ► Normal people worry me!

1341 ► I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.

1342 ► I'm only single because I'm too awesome for everyone right now.

1343 ► I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke.

1344 ► I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!

1345 ► If I say "the other day," I mean any time up to a year ago.

1346 ► You talk it: I LIVE it.

1347 ► I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!

1348 ► I am here for your entertainment!

1349 ► I am still waiting for blessings that aren't in disguise.

1350 ► I'd be much healthier if I didn't have taste buds!

1351 ► I believe my vibe attracts my tribe!

1352 ► I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.

1353 ► Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E.: (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, and (E)verything's wrong.

1354 ► I am the one your mother warned you about.

1355 ► I love chocolate so much I get emotional when I see it.

1356 ► I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

1357 ► I make shoe contact before eye contact.

1358 ► I believe there's a time and place for decaf. Never, and in the trash.

1359 ► I'm slow to trust but quick to love. I wish too hard and give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!

1360 ► I can go from $500 to $0 real quick.

1361 ► I believe what we do flows from who we are.

1362 ► I am athletic: I surf the net.

1363 ► I suffer from too much motivation.

1364 ► I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.

1365 ► I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, but if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich, and famous, that's fine with me.

1366 ► I'm not unlucky in love, I'm just extremely good at being single!

1367 ► I'm over being mature, how do I get back to my childhood?

1368 ► Today I feel as useless as the "G" in Lasagna.

1369 ► I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.

1370 ► Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.

1371 ► Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.

1372 ► If your phone doesn't ring, it's me.

1373 ► I automatically think you're signing off with lots of love when you type LOL.

1374 ► I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

1375 ► I believe that failure should be an option.

1376 ► My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams.

1377 ► I'm feeling awesome today. Deal with it!

1378 ► I can resist everything except temptation!

1379 ► I'm not a cougar; I'm a jaguar!

1380 ► I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun!

1381 ► I wish weekends lasted all week.

1382 ► It's my timeline, so I'll update my status as often as I like.

1383 ► It's my face, so I'll edit my selfies as much as I like.

1384 ► I'm not addicted to my phone.

1385 ► I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.

1386 ► I am old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway!

1387 ► Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!

1388 ► I don't look back... unless there's a good view!

1389 ► I drink coffee for your protection.

1390 ► I'm tired with this day, I need a new one.

1391 ► I hate the smell of Monday mornings.

1392 ► Sometimes I spend all day cooking and then order takeaway.

1393 ► Haircuts are the reason I have trust issues.

1394 ► Sometimes I get excited about cancelled plans.

1395 ► I have a favourite eyebrow.

1396 ► I live for the moments you can't put into words.

1397 ► It's all about me... Deal with it!

1398 ► Normal rules don't apply to me (because I have big breasts).

1399 ► I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.

1400 ► You & I, we could make the world jealous.

1401 ► Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!

1402 ► I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!

1403 ► Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!

1404 ► Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.

1405 ► I am more, without you.

1406 ► What can I say? I'm just different.

1407 ► I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.

1408 ► I always keep my standards and my heels high.

1409 ► I haven't met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Player, & Mr. Loser. My middle finger loves them all!

1410 ► Heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

1411 ► I'm in love with my dreams, married to success, and having an affair with life. ;)

1412 ► Even though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!

1413 ► I'll start letting my guard down when people stop giving me reasons to keep it up.

1414 ► I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't missed out.

1415 ► Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song!

1416 ► Story of my life: Searching for perfection, but it's always avoiding me.

1417 ► I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.

1418 ► I've learned so much from my mistakes, I think I'll make some more!

1419 ► Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile!

1420 ► Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story.

1421 ► Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... be with me!

1422 ► You - Can't - Be - Me.

1423 ► Love, love, love ME!

1424 ► Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

1425 ► Love me or hate me, I promise it won't break me!

1426 ► Nothing about me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've known.

1427 ► I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. ;)

1428 ► I love what I did before the Internet!

1429 ► Me, perfect? NO!!!

1430 ► Giving up is always an option, but it's never my choice.

1431 ► I'm not weird, I'm just cooler than you.

1432 ► Some people are afraid of heights. Not me! I'm afraid of widths.

1433 ► Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.

1434 ► Someone is thinking about you... okay, it's me!

1435 ► Sometimes I talk to myself, but only when I need expert advice.

1436 ► Screw the bad boy with the tattoos and attitude. I'll take Prince Charming, thank you very much!

1437 ► I'm happy. I love my life. I have everything and everyone I need.

1438 ► I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner!

1439 ► I'm wondering who ate my bowl of sunshine this morning?

1440 ► If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.

1441 ► Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes!

1442 ► Can't stand me? Sit back down!

1443 ► Got a problem with me? Solve it!

1444 ► I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me!

1445 ► GET. LIKE. ME.

1446 ► I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

1447 ► I eat glitter for breakfast so I can shine all day!

1448 ► I look in the mirror and think to myself "Shine on you crazy diamond!".

1449 ► You'll always be my friend... because you know too much!

1450 ► Whenever I feel bad about myself, I just remember I'm not you!

1451 ► I'm going to make the rest of my life the best of my life.

1452 ► I'm just trying to be a nice human.

1453 ► I have drama, and I have memories. That's life: Live it, love it, learn from it

1454 ► I can't help but notice that 'awesome' ends in 'me.'

1455 ► Keep calm, and remember I am awesome.

1456 ► When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from excitement.

1457 ► I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight!

1458 ► In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you exactly as you are.

1459 ► I don't chase them, I replace them!

1460 ► I am too hot to handle and too cold to hold.

1461 ► There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one, I'll be standing here holding my rod.

1462 ► Some call it stalking. I call it love.

1463 ► I am the chocolate you've been craving for!

1464 ► It's my life: Remember that when you're talking about it!

1465 ► If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!

1466 ► I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you do not understand.

1467 ► People like you are the reason people like me need medication!

1468 ► Feisty, stubborn, sarcastic, outspoken, blunt: Hmmm... are these my good points or bad? Who knows! Who cares! It's still gonna be me!

1469 ► Don't try to fix me: I'm not broken!

1470 ► You make me smile without even trying!

1471 ► I'm a good girl (with a lot of bad habits!).

1472 ► I am living large and taking charge!

1473 ► Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.

1474 ► I have a fear of speed bump but I'm slowly getting over it.

1475 ► Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.

1476 ► I like my bed more than I like most people.

1477 ► I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!

1478 ► Copyright (c) StricktlyDating: All rights reserved.

1479 ► I wear a padded bra because my boyfriends boobs are bigger than mine.

1480 ► I can resist everything, except temptation.

1481 ► I could probably out-sing anyone when I'm in the shower.

1482 ► Any photos of myself I post to my timeline have been through at least 2 different photo editing apps!

1483 ► I must confess I do laugh out loud when I notice selfies that have been edited so much that the person has new eyebrows, a nose job and a lower eye lift! Especially when they make it their profile picture.

1484 ► Everyone thinks I'm incredibly trendy but most of my clothes are hand-me-downs.

1485 ► I buy clothes based on the fact that they don't look like they'll need ironing.

1486 ► I sometimes eat Tim Tams for breakfast.

1487 ► I'm so over my ex that I don't remember his name. Even though we were serious for 2 years.

1488 ► I find it really hard to drink 6 glasses of water a day, but can drink 6 beers in 2 hours.

1489 ► I am not a morning person. I set at least 5 alarms to ensure I'll wake up.

1490 ► I look like a completely different person without makeup on. Sometimes even I don't recognise myself in the mirror!

1491 ► I accidentally dropped my mothers toothbrush in the toilet like 20 times.

1492 ► I can live on 4 hours sleep and feel fine. Anything less and I am a complete mess.

1493 ► Half the time I'm loving and thoughtful, the rest of the time I couldn't care less.

1494 ► I always think my way is the right way!

1495 ► I hate it how everyone disagrees with me until they realise I'm right.

1496 ► I don't really care about your Facebook status updates. And I only check Twitter like twice a year.

1497 ► It was me who let the dogs out.

1498 ► I enjoy breaking wind silently in public and walking away LIKE A BOSS.

1499 ► I shave my bikini line with the razor my man uses on his face.

1500 ► I spend half the day cooking, then go out for takeaway!

1501 ► I may not sing that well, but I feel proud I can keep a relationship longer than Taylor Swift can.

1502 ► Sometimes I tell my friends I have plans with my family, but I just want to hang at home alone.

1503 ► When I said I only wanted to be friends, I wanted to be more than friends.

1504 ► I told my boyfriend I was feeling sick and couldn't meet up. But I was just embarrassed about my gigantic pimple.

1505 ► I might have a bad mout, but I can do good things with it!

1506 ► I once accidentally waxed part of my eyebrow off. I had to draw it on with eyeliner for 6 weeks until it grew back.

1507 ► I'm still waiting for Mr Right and Mr Right Now.

1508 ► My left eyebrow is my favourite.

1509 ► I'm really quite stupid when it comes to relationships.

1510 ► I don't work out to be healthy. I work out to impress my friends.

1511 ► I'm always flirting but I never take it further. I just enjoy a good tease session.

1512 ► I'm so high-maintenance that I carry a mirror with me everywhere I go.

1513 ► I still like watching Cartoons in the morning.

1514 ► My tummy only looks flat when I wear huge knickers that are super uncomfortable!

1515 ► I'm rarely disappointed in life because I've ALWAYS got a plan B.

1516 ► I lecture my younger sister, about things I do myself.

1517 ► I hate it when it's the middle of the day and I see my face in the restroom mirror and realise I forgot to draw my eyebrows on!

1518 ► I trim my arm hair regularly.

1519 ► My hairdresser is a gossip and always wants to hear about my personal life. So I make up awesome dramatic stories about my life whenever I'm there.

1520 ► I try to keep telemarketers on the phone by acting excited about their product. Mid conversation I say "Ok, I'm bored now..." and hang up.

1521 ► I have a secret chocolate stash in my hand bag. And a shot of vodka.

1522 ► I've spent a fortune going to fun parks, but I am always too frightened to go on any rides.

1523 ► I once broke up with someone with a 3 word text message "We're now single".

1524 ► I am extra nice to anyone who doesn't seem to like me because I enjoy teaching them they shouldn't judge someone before they know them... True story!

1525 ► I find getting a massage creepy. I hate the idea of a random persons hands rubbing my skin crevices.

1526 ► Chocolate makes me smile when nothing else does.

1527 ► I eat Weight-Watchers meals with four slices of thickly buttered bread and still follow it up with a dessert!

1528 ► I cheated in science class and I still failed.

1529 ► I pretend I'm listening, but I'm bored senseless most of the time.

1530 ► I take at least an hour to do my hair so that it looks natural.

1531 ► I find it awkward speaking with someone who has facial jewelry. I don't know where to look.

1532 ► I hate my boyfriend running his figures through my hair because it feels like he's patting me like he would his dog, if he had a dog.

1533 ► I look like I'm sick when I don't wear makeup. Sometimes this is good for sympathy.

1534 ► Even my own family doesn't recognise me without makeup!

1535 ► I own a bicycle I have never ridden.

1536 ► I'm always running late because I spend so much time looking at myself in the mirror.

1537 ► I hate when someone taps me on the shoulders. If you're that close to me, like just speak.

1538 ► It's me who honks when I'm passing your house.

1539 ► I'm happy to walk away without having the last say.

1540 ► If I'm wearing boots I don't care if my socks don't match!

1541 ► I don't look back, unless there's a really good view.

1542 ► I fall in love too soon.

1543 ► I love letting my hair down. I hate people from my office knowing that.

1544 ► Sometimes I wonder why I have freckles on my bottom, since I've never sunbaked nude.

1545 ► It once took me 3 years to get over someone who I wasn't even going out with.

1546 ► I find chubby cute.

1547 ► I'm attracted to hairy men.

1548 ► I pretend I cook cakes from scratch but make them from a packet.

1549 ► I have a fear of ladders. I can't even bear to look at anyone on a ladder.

1550 ► I enjoy coffee breaks and meeting friends for coffee, but I don't actually drink coffee.

1551 ► I have over 1000 Facebook friends, but only a handful of friends in real life.

1552 ► I spend $300 on groceries and still can't find anything to make for lunch.

1553 ► I like eating fast-food more than dining in a fancy restaurant.

1554 ► You feel the urge to do something unsavoury.

1555 ► You are having an affair.

1556 ► You have been profile stalking.

1557 ► You hate several people on your friends friends list

1558 ► You'll never be 100% ready to change. Don't wait for the perfect time. It will never come. Start today.

1559 ► My plan for today? Drink coffee, and be as gorgeous as ever!

1560 ► Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is why it's called the present!

1561 ► Hooray! It's today!

1562 ► Do it today! Or you will regret it tomorrow!

1563 ► Today is the day!

1564 ► Things I feel like doing today: Not moving a muscle.

1565 ► Today is a perfect day to start living my dreams!

1566 ► Today is mine to shape and create a masterpiece.

1567 ► Tomorrow I might think about moving a mountain, but today I plan on doing nothing at all.

1568 ► I believe in living today. Not in yesterday, nor tomorrow.

1569 ► Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

1570 ► Enjoy life today. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

1571 ► Today I'm doing nothing, because that's what I did yesterday, and I haven't finnished yet!

1572 ► Who is the most awesome person today?

1573 ► I hope you feel beautiful today.

1574 ► I woke up and told myself, today is MY day!

1575 ► Today is the only time today will exist, so make the most of it.

1576 ► If you don't do something special today, tomorrow yesterday won't be special.

1577 ► Stop wishing about tomorrow, start doing today.

1578 ► Every day may not be good, but there is something good in each day.

1579 ► Spending today complaining about yesterday, won't make a better tomorrow.

1580 ► Do not regret having lost yesterday, do not fear you will lose tomorrow, just enjoy today.

1581 ► Smile at someone today, and give them a little sunshine.

1582 ► Feel good today for the sake of just feeling good.

1583 ► My plan for today is to make no plans.

1584 ► Make today awesome, so yesterday gets jealous!

1585 ► Today will never come again, be a blessing, be a friend. Encourage someone, take time to care, and you'll find life will treat you fair.

1586 ► Take advantage of today, because tomorrow is not promised.

1587 ► Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

1588 ► Oh how I love today's sunny sky.

1589 ► Today, I wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path forward.

1590 ► Never let yesterday fill up today.

1591 ► I think I'll just be happy today.

1592 ► Today I am happy because I don't have any reason not to be.

1593 ► Today I will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case I will eat chocolate.

1594 ► Today, do what you love.

1595 ► I love the person I am today, and without the lessons I learned from my past, I would not be me.

1596 ► Life is a journey. Continue yours today.

1597 ► One today is better than ten tomorrows.

1598 ► What really matters today, is happiness.

1599 ► Make today spectacular and make every second count.

1600 ► Start living life to the full today.

1601 ► Don't wait for the new year to make positive changes in your life. Start today.

1602 ► Listen and learn today, excel tomorrow.

1603 ► Today I've decided to count my blessings, not my troubles.

1604 ► Today I choose joy!

1605 ► A year from now you will wish you had started today.

1606 ► The struggle you're in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.

1607 ► Renew yourself, today is a new day!

1608 ► I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have it in me to let them down.

1609 ► Today was going great until, people.

1610 ► Today a reader, tomorrow a leader.

1611 ► Today is an opportunity to do better, don't waste it.

1612 ► Start living your life fearlessly today.

1613 ► Today is not just another day, it's a new opportunity, another chance, a new beginning. Embrace it.

1614 ► Regardless of anything I'm going to do my best to wear a smile today.

1615 ► Today I will be the best version of me.

1616 ► Start a new chapter today.

1617 ► Dear, whoever is reading this. Don't forget to smile today.

1618 ► Today is a good day for dreaming.

1619 ► Today I'm wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

1620 ► Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

1621 ► Today is full of endless possibilities.

1622 ► Today is the oldest you're ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

1623 ► Make today count. You'll never get it back.

1624 ► Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

1625 ► Dear Self, today you will shine!

1626 ► Whatever the weather, I plan on making the best out of today.

1627 ► Good morning, make today another wonderful day!

1628 ► If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.

1629 ► Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting so... Get on your way.

1630 ► Your future is shaped by what you do today, not tomorrow.

1631 ► My to-do list for today: Count my belssings, practice kindness, listen to my heart, be productive yet calm, let go of what I can't control, just breath.

1632 ► What you do today can improve your tomorrows.

1633 ► Today I'm happier than a bird with a french fry!

1634 ► A year from now you will wish you had started today!

1635 ► Make today rediculously amazing!

1636 ► Be the reason someone smiles today.

1637 ► Let's just forget it, and enjoy today.

1638 ► Let's make today as fabulously mind blowing as yesterday!

1639 ► Be awesome today.

1640 ► Whatever happens today, I'll learn from it tomorrow.

1641 ► I just want today to last forever!

1642 ► Starting today, I need to forget what's past, appreciate what remains, and look forward to what's coming next.

1643 ► Smile and let everyone know that today you are a stronger person.

1644 ► If your world is falling apart today, and you're feeling lost and alone. Just know that I love you with all the love in the world.

1645 ► Today I am excited about everything!

1646 ► Today I saw something that reminded me of you. So I smiled for the rest of the day.

1647 ► Today was good, today was fun, tomorrow is another one.

1648 ► Today is going to be a good, good day.

1649 ► I'm really enjoying today.

1650 ► Forget the past and just enjoy today.

1651 ► Ask yourself if what you're doing today is getting you closer to what you want tomorrow.

1652 ► We are thousands of miles apart and I miss you. You mean everything to me, and I am so happy just to be able to hear your voice and see your smile.

1653 ► Life is always changing, but one thing will never change, which is: You mean everything to me and I will love you till the end.

1654 ► You are my everything.

1655 ► I honestly don't care what everyone else says about us. You mean everything to me, and I don't want to lose you.

1656 ► So, do you think I have the slightest chance to be . . . "everything" to you? Because you mean everything to me.

1657 ► You don't mean anything to me. You mean everything to me.

1658 ► You can try but you can never imagine what you mean to me.

1659 ► Do I have the slightest opportunity to mean something to you? Because you have become that someone that means everything to me.

1660 ► I am for you always.

1661 ► Words can't describe how much you mean to me.

1662 ► You don't need to be everything to mean everything to me. - Kevin Dean Gander

1663 ► I still fall for you every day.

1664 ► To the wrong person, you'll never have any worth. But to the right person, you'll mean everything. - God's not dead

1665 ► You are my world.

1666 ► You still mean everything to me. It's just not worth the fight anymore.

1667 ► Life has a meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself. Saint-Exupery

1668 ► A really busy person never knows how much they weigh. Edgar Watson

1669 ► Life has a way of setting things in order and leaving them be. Jean Anouilh

1670 ► The beauty of a strong lasting commitment is often best understood by a man incapable of it. Murray Kempton

1671 ► No bird soars to high, if he soars with his own wings. William Blake

1672 ► Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. Antisthenes

1673 ► How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise. Homer

1674 ► Where the heart lies, let the brain lie also. Robert Browning

1675 ► The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. Emerson

1676 ► Most men are in a coma when at rest and mad when they act. Epicurus

1677 ► If a man makes me keep my distance, the comfort is he keeps his own. Jonathan Swift

1678 ► What marks the artist is his power to shape the material of pain we all have. Lionel Trilling

1679 ► Agreement is made more precious by disagreement. Syrus

1680 ► He who builds to every man's advice will have a crooked house. Peirce Taylor Woodrow

1681 ► Life, the permission to know death. Djuna Barnes

1682 ► The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction. William Blake

1683 ► The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next. Mark Twain

1684 ► If you are not respected as subtle, you will be regarded as sure. Baltasar Gracian

1685 ► Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

1686 ► Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom; youth is the season of credulity. William Pitt the Elder

1687 ► He is a first-rate collector who can upon all occasions collect his wits. George Dennison Prentice

1688 ► Love truth, but pardon error. Voltaire

1689 ► That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of being false. Paul Valery

1690 ► Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object. Hegel

1691 ► A frog would leap from a throne of gold into a puddle. Syrus

1692 ► Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.

1693 ► Proper words in proper places make the true definition of a style. Jonathan Swift

1694 ► It is only at the tree loaded with fruit that the people throw stones. Plutarch

1695 ► A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. Baltasar Gracian

1696 ► The work of art is the exaggeration of an idea. Andre Gide

1697 ► The devil can cite scripture for his purpose. William Shakespeare

1698 ► For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel. Luther

1699 ► A woman's advice is no great thing, but he who won't take it is a fool. Russel Brand

1700 ► We run carelessly to the precipice, after we have put something before us to prevent us seeing it. Pascal

1701 ► A hard beginning makes a good ending. John Heywood

1702 ► Those that speak against the great do not speak from morality, but from envy. Walter Savage Landor

1703 ► Good birth is a fine thing, but the merit is our ancestors. Plutarch

1704 ► Don't expect justice from a company; they have neither a soul nor a body to kick. Sydney Smith

1705 ► Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time. Theodore Roosevelt

1706 ► Let not the sun go down upon your wrath. Bible

1707 ► Life is a pill which none of us can bear to swallow without gilding. Samuel Johnson

1708 ► If your enemy is an ant, see in him an elephant. John Moore

1709 ► Lean too much upon the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns. Goethe

1710 ► If you would convince others, seem open to conviction yourself. Lord Chesterfield

1711 ► Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. George Renard

1712 ► The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. William Connor Magee

1713 ► I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you. Mae West

1714 ► There is no safety in gaining the favor of an enemy. Syrus

1715 ► Beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of introduction. Aristotle

1716 ► It is better to wear out than to rust out. Richard Cumberland

1717 ► If tragedy is an experience of hyper involvement, comedy is an experience of under involvement of detachment. Susan Sontag

1718 ► Apology is only egotism wrong side out. Oliver Wendell Holmes

1719 ► A strong foe is better than a weak friend. Edward Dahlberg

1720 ► The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter. Vauvenargues

1721 ► No man is quick enough to enjoy life. Martial

1722 ► Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Frank Moore Colby

1723 ► An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last. Sir Winston Churchill

1724 ► The heart is forever inexperienced. Thoreau

1725 ► Action springs not from thought, but for a readiness for responsibility. Dietrich Bonhoeffer

1726 ► The painter, the sculptor, all artists live out loud. Emile Zola

1727 ► We are ruled by chance but never have enough patience to accept its despotism. Edward Dahlberg

1728 ► There is no little enemy. David Gore

1729 ► Even doubtful accusations leave a stain behind them. Thomas Fuller

1730 ► For an impenetrable shield, stand inside yourself. Thoreau

1731 ► It is in adventure that people succeed in finding and knowing themselves

1732 ► Calamity is man's true touchstone. Beaumont and Fletcher

1733 ► In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy. Karl Reiland

1734 ► In art there are tears that do often lie too deep for thoughts. Louis Kronenberger

1735 ► If you don't crack the shell, you can't eat the nut. Ivan Brevet

1736 ► It takes life to enjoy life. Edgar Lee Masters

1737 ► If envy were a fever, the entire world would be ill. Dan Aykroyd

1738 ► Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted. Mary McCarthy

1739 ► There are one hundred and fifty two different ways of holding a baby and all are right. Heywood Broun

1740 ► The unfinished is nothing. Henri Amiel

1741 ► Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful. Moliere

1742 ► Who has enough credit to pay for his mistakes? Malcolm Coombs

1743 ► The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool. William Mc Fee

1744 ► It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are. Ovid

1745 ► A show of envy is an insult to oneself. Yevtushenko

1746 ► Affliction smarts most in the most happy state. Sir Thomas Browne

1747 ► Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine-percent perspiration. Thomas Edison

1748 ► What the reason of the ant laboriously drags into a heap, the wind of accident will collect in one breath. Schiller

1749 ► Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. Aesop

1750 ► Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. Vladimir Nabokov

1751 ► Knowing sorrow well, I learn the way to succor the distressed. Vergil

1752 ► If fortune turns against you even jelly breaks your tooth. John Baines

1753 ► The strong and the weak cannot keep company. Aesop

1754 ► All art constantly aspires towards the condition of music. Walter Pater

1755 ► Every age has its pleasures, its style of wit, and its own ways. Nicolas Boileau

1756 ► He who doesn't know anger doesn't know anything; he doesn't know the immediate. Henri Michaux

1757 ► Greater things are believed of those who are absent. Tacitus

1758 ► Something attempted, something done, has earned a night's repose. Longfellow

1759 ► It is difficult to be emphatic when no one is emphatic on the other side. Charles Dudley Warner

1760 ► It is a comforting thought in times of trouble; it is not our trouble. Don Marquis

1761 ► We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. Nietzsche

1762 ► There is not a passion so firmly rooted in the human heart as that of envy. Richard Sheridan

1763 ► A man is known by the company he organizes. Ambrose Bierce

1764 ► When a man feels the difficulty of doing, can he be other than cautious and slow in speaking. Confucius

1765 ► The art of living is the art of knowing how to believe lies. Cesare Pavese

1766 ► There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. Napoleon

1767 ► I am myself plus my circumstance and if I do not save it, I cannot save myself. Jose Ortega Y Gasset

1768 ► It's alright to hesitate as long as you move forward. Mark Timber

1769 ► A man never rises to great truths without enthusiasm. Vauvenargues

1770 ► The house praises the carpenter. Emerson

1771 ► There is no such source of error as the pursuit of absolute truth. Samuel Butler

1772 ► Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Joseph Hall

1773 ► You cannot know a man's life before the man has died, then only can you call it good or bad. Sophocles

1774 ► A man of great common sense and good taste is a man without originality and moral courage. George Bernard Shaw

1775 ► There is no wealth but life. John Ruskin

1776 ► Shun an angry man for a moment; your enemy forever. Syrus

1777 ► Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. Jean Cocteau

1778 ► Greater dooms win greater destinies. Heraclitus

1779 ► Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. Robert Frost

1780 ► The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next. Cyril Connolly

1781 ► The best way of winning an argument is to start by being in the right. Lord Hailsham

1782 ► The absurd is sin without god. Albert Camus

1783 ► To know is not to prove, nor to explain. It is to accede to vision. Saint Exupery

1784 ► With the catching, ends the pleasure of the chase. Abraham Lincoln

1785 ► Accusing is proving, where malice and force sit judges. Thomas Fuller

1786 ► We acknowledge our faults in order to repair by our sincerity the damage they have done in the eyes of others. La Rochefoucauld

1787 ► Public calamity is a mighty leveler. Edmund Burke

1788 ► Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate. Christopher Morley

1789 ► By their fruits you shall know them. Bible

1790 ► What we get in the city is not life, but what someone else tells about life. David Grayson

1791 ► What is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. Julius Caesar

1792 ► It is very foolish to wish to be exclusively wise. Rochefoucauld

1793 ► The sun visits cesspools without being defiled. Diogenes the Cynic

1794 ► Apologies only account for that which they do not alter. Benjamin Disraeli

1795 ► Life is a tragedy wherein we sit as spectators for a while and then act our part in it. Jonathan Swift

1796 ► Entertainment confirms rather than challenges. Ned Rorem

1797 ► Fortune turns everything to the advantage of those she favors. Rochefoucauld

1798 ► You do not see the river of mourning because it lacks one tear of your own. Antonio Porchia

1799 ► Whenever nature leaves a hole in a person's mind, she generally plasters it over with a thick coat of self-conceit. Longfellow

1800 ► In action, be primitive; in foresight a strategist. Rene Char

1801 ► Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. Longfellow

1802 ► Experience does not err, only your judgments err by expecting from her what is not in her power. Leonardo DA Vinci

1803 ► God instructs the heart, not by ideas but by pains and contradictions. Caussade

1804 ► Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies. Homer

1805 ► I never knew a man who could bear another's misfortune. Alexander Pope

1806 ► Your worst enemy becomes your best friend, once he's underground. Euripides

1807 ► We ask advice, but we mean approbation. Charles Caleb Colton

1808 ► A wise man will not dispute with one that is hasty. Sa'di

1809 ► Life, like a child, laughs, shaking its rattle of death as it runs. Tagore

1810 ► There are no ugly loves or handsome prisons. Benjamin Franklin

1811 ► The purest and most thoughtful minds are those which love color the most. John Ruskin

1812 ► Effective action is always unjust. Jean Anouilh

1813 ► The errors of a wise man make your rule, rather than the perfections of a fool. William Blake

1814 ► Conduct is three-fourths of our life and its largest concern. Matthew Arnold

1815 ► People who know how to act are never preachers. Emerson

1816 ► You cannot step twice into the same river, for other waters are continually flowing in. Heraclitus

1817 ► Disaster appears to crush one man now, but afterward another. Euripides

1818 ► A child is not frightened at the thought of being patiently transmuted into and old man. Saint Exupery

1819 ► Every age confutes old errors and begets new. Thomas Fuller

1820 ► Envy is the tax which all distinction must pay. Emerson

1821 ► Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it. Jules Renard

1822 ► Advice after injury is like medicine after death. Donald Britt

1823 ► When you want to believe in something you also have to believe in everything necessary for believing in it. Ugo Betti

1824 ► Like dreams, farces show the disguised fulfillment of repressed wishes. Eric Bentley

1825 ► A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. Alexander Smith

1826 ► A problem well stated is a problem half solved. Charles F Kettering

1827 ► Since barbarism has its pleasures it naturally has its apologists. George Santayana

1828 ► Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. Evelyn Waugh

1829 ► Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit. David Frost

1830 ► The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

1831 ► Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. Balfour

1832 ► Proverbs, like the sacred books of each nation, are the sanctuary of the intuitions. Emerson

1833 ► He will be the slave of many masters who is his body's slave. Seneca

1834 ► Having no talent is no longer enough. Gore Vidal

1835 ► The bad are frequently good enough to let you see how bad they are, but the good as frequently endeavor to get between you and themselves. Thoreau

1836 ► It's the admirer and the watcher who provoke us to all the insanities we commit. Seneca

1837 ► A proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. John Keats

1838 ► Chastity is a wealth that comes from the abundance of love. Tagore

1839 ► The energy which makes a child hard to manage is the energy which afterward makes him a manager of life. Henry Ward Beecher

1840 ► Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. Socrates

1841 ► There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse. Washington Irving

1842 ► Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher, and philosophy begins in wonder. Plato

1843 ► There is no proverb that is not true. Miguel de Cervantes

1844 ► You can't comfort the afflicted without afflicting the comfortable. Diana, Princess of Wales

1845 ► He is not wise that is not wise for himself. Emerson

1846 ► The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have

1847 ► The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. Thomas Carlyle

1848 ► All beauties are to be honored, but only one embraced. George Santayana

1849 ► If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. Bertrand Russell

1850 ► No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt

1851 ► He that rises late must trot all day. Benjamin Franklin

1852 ► If men and women are in chains anywhere in the world, their freedom is endangered everywhere. John F Kennedy

1853 ► You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault. Katharine Gerould

1854 ► You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin

1855 ► Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Mark Twain

1856 ► No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. Alice Walker

1857 ► Continuity in everything is unpleasant. Cold is agreeable, that we get warm. Pascal

1858 ► There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask. Colette

1859 ► Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. Santayana

1860 ► He who can traverse the pit of darkness will emerge a stronger, more compassionate person. Martin Israel

1861 ► Happiness is not the end of life; character is. Henry Ward Beecher

1862 ► Comedy is an escape; not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith. Christopher Fry

1863 ► The universe is ruled by letting things take their course. It cannot be ruled by interfering.

1864 ► After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

1865 ► An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

1866 ► Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.

1867 ► Virtue in the middle, said the Devil, as he sat down between two bankers.

1868 ► A wise man hears one word and understands two.

1869 ► The fear of women is the basis of good health.

1870 ► To use violence is to already be defeated.

1871 ► No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

1872 ► Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

1873 ► When the axe entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!

1874 ► I don't want the cheese; I just want to get out of this trap.

1875 ► The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's.

1876 ► Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.

1877 ► A wise man, to accomplish his end, may even carry his foe on his shoulder.

1878 ► It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

1879 ► Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

1880 ► Argument seldom convinces anyone contrary to his inclinations.

1881 ► No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

1882 ► Do not reveal your thoughts to everyone, lest you drive away your good luck.

1883 ► God gives burdens; and also shoulders for carrying them.

1884 ► It's impossible to design anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

1885 ► In goes the wine, out comes the truth.

1886 ► The body pays for a slip of the foot and gold pays for a slip of the tongue.

1887 ► If you take big paces, you leave big spaces.

1888 ► It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

1889 ► Life is the greatest bargain; we get it for nothing.

1890 ► It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.

1891 ► He that is a wise man by day is no fool by night.

1892 ► He who is wrong fights against himself.

1893 ► Fetters of gold are still fetters, and silken cords pinch.

1894 ► Action should culminate in wisdom.

1895 ► Who never climbed high never fell low.

1896 ► Misfortunes when asleep are not to be awakened.

1897 ► When everyone is wrong, everyone is right.

1898 ► An upstart is a sparrow eager to be betrothed to a hornbill.

1899 ► He who would leap high must take a long run.

1900 ► When a loved-one is missing the whole world seems depopulated.

1901 ► It in an honor to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.

1902 ► I dance to the tune that is played.

1903 ► A lost wife can be replaced, but the loss of character spells ruin.

1904 ► Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance. - Unknown

1905 ► Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth. - Souza

1906 ► Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

1907 ► You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, Why not? - George Bernard Shaw

1908 ► Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

1909 ► Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile. - Gary Ryan Blair

1910 ► Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

1911 ► Nobody can hurt me without my permission. - Mahatma Gandhi

1912 ► Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington

1913 ► When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live. - Greg Anderson

1914 ► Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.

1915 ► A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. - Benjamin Franklin.

1916 ► This world is but canvas to our imaginations. - Henry David Thoreau

1917 ► All of our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

1918 ► Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

1919 ► Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Ryun

1920 ► This paper will no doubt be found interesting by those who take an interest in it - John Dalton

1921 ► I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

1922 ► When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. - Abraham Lincoln

1923 ► Being number two sucks. - Andre Agassi

1924 ► The whole idea is to get an edge. Sometimes it takes just a little extra something to get that edge, but you have to have it. - Don Shula

1925 ► Under pressure you can perform fifteen percent better or worse. - Scott Hamilton

1926 ► Ninety percent of the game is half mental. - Yogi Berra

1927 ► Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

1928 ► Be the dream. - John Chaney

1929 ► Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count. - Albert Einstein

1930 ► Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

1931 ► Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

1932 ► Replace the word "problem" with the word "opportunity" in all your thoughts. - Matthew Keith Groves

1933 ► There was never a genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

1934 ► Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Anon

1935 ► Never Give Up - Winston Churchill

1936 ► Who dares wins. - Winston Churchill

1937 ► The only difference between a Good Day And a Bad Day Is your attitude - Dennis S Brown

1938 ► It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. - Theodore Roosevelt

1939 ► He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. - Muhammad Ali

1940 ► He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year. - Leonardo Da Vinci

1941 ► If you learn only methods, you'll be tied to your methods, but if you learn principles you can devise your own methods -

1942 ► Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends ev

1943 ► Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be ach

1944 ► Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

1945 ► Twinkle, twinkle little star, show me to the nearest bar!

1946 ► I'm so old I remember when vodka only came I vodka flavour.

1947 ► Its that time of the night that I realise I'm going to have to lower my standards if I want to kiss anyone here.

1948 ► Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.

1949 ► There's regular panic. And then there's out of wine panic!

1950 ► I love wate, especially in cubes, completely surrounded by vodka.

1951 ► I don't even believe myself when I say I'll just have one drink!

1952 ► Love is fine, but no wine ever broke my heart.

1953 ► Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

1954 ► Dancing like no one is watching. Because they are not... They are all looking at their phones.

1955 ► It's not a hang-over. I caught wine flu.

1956 ► Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

1957 ► It's funny how drinking 6 glasses of water in a day is difficult but 6 schooners in an hour's so easy.

1958 ► Gone drinking! I'll be back when I remember why I started ;)

1959 ► You look like I need a drink.

1960 ► At this age I need glasses. Wine glasses.

1961 ► Sometimes just a single word can make someone happy... "Rum".

1962 ► In dog beers I've only had one.

1963 ► I'm not drunk I just have inner ear issues.

1964 ► I finally quit drinking for good... Now I only drink for evil.

1965 ► Happy hour... Why limit happy to just one hour?

1966 ► Just to save time, let's discuss the addictions I don't have.

1967 ► Wine: Because a good story never starts with eating salad.

1968 ► Sometimes my age is really inappropriate for my behavior!

1969 ► "You can't find happiness after drinking a bottle of beer!" "No kidding! Who is happy when their beer runs out!"

1970 ► If alcohol isn't the answer you're obviously asking me the wrong question.

1971 ► That sad moment when you realise the trash goes out more than you do.

1972 ► I'm feeling Fridaylicious! Let's party!

1973 ► Go home feelings, you're drunk.

1974 ► When standing in line I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.

1975 ► Keep calm and have an awesome night.

1976 ► Oops - Someone can't handle their drink any more (Me).

1977 ► If you can't amaze people with your intelligence amaze them with your wild dancing.

1978 ► I'm so tired I actually considered rolling down the stairs instead of walking.

1979 ► I just text my friends upstairs because I'm too tipsy to walk up 5 steps.

1980 ► I don't know if this girls flirting with me or just petting her wine glass.

1981 ► I just did the pash and dash. Not on purpose, I'm just too drunk to remember who I kissed.

1982 ► I don't know where I am, but I'm having vodka shots of some sort and I like this place.

1983 ► The whole crowd just saw me fall on my face. And cheered.

1984 ► The waiter just mistook me fixing my earrings to mean I want your body and I want your number.

1985 ► The waitress is my dates ex girlfriend. If I get food poisoning you know what happened.

1986 ► I just saw cleavage that screamed "Your children will never go hungry".

1987 ► At least pull your jeans up guys when you're wearing sponge bob undies. Or anything Disney.

1988 ► She's shaking her booty so I'm dancing my muffin top off. If you've got it, flaunt it!

1989 ► I wasn't drunk! Dude you were singing "Video killed the radio star" to the lead singer.

1990 ► Kind of feels weird when the hot guy you meet has the same name as your father.

1991 ► Kind of cute when he looks so cool but he dances like a kangaroo.

1992 ► I wasn't stalking you, these boots were just made for walking!

1993 ► I wasn't drunk! Dude, you tried to ride the bicycle on the bicycle lane sign.

1994 ► Note to self: It's ok to dance on tables, so long as they are not made of glass.

1995 ► That awkward moment when your high-heel flies off your shoe when you're dancing like a boss!

1996 ► That awkward moment when you get kicked out of the club because your 8 inch stilettos can't make it down the stairs.

1997 ► That awkward moment when you go to the bathroom to freshen up and when you come back he has his tongue down someone else's throat.

1998 ► I wasn't drunk! Honey, you asked for a hamburger without the meat. AKA Salad Sandwich!

1999 ► Would you like fries with that? I said "Guess!"

2000 ► There's nothing better than seeing those golden arches at 3am.

2001 ► I was flirting with a guy who's phone kept going off for like an hour. Turned out his wife was outside waiting to give him a lift home.

2002 ► He said you're so hot your dad must be a fire man. And he is.

2003 ► As he walked past me in the crowded room I said "Hello Hottie!" and then noticed there was a female attached to his arm... If looks could kill!

2004 ► I wasn't that drunk! "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was still single?"

2005 ► I have officially replaced the bottom of the food chain with vodka.

2006 ► Having a great time, I don't know who these people are, but I like them.

2007 ► Having a secret dance off with my ex's new date who's on the other side of the dance floor.Winning.

2008 ► Pretending not to know my mates because they are too drunk!

2009 ► That awkward moment when a guy thinks your going home with him just because you had a dance.

2010 ► His lips are my wine and I wanna get drunk :)

2011 ► Hey I just met you and this is Swayze and in the corner no one put's baby!

2012 ► You know your having a big night when you've lost your mate and he texts you woieiviieiflel to tell you where he is. And you understand it.

2013 ► I don't know why I bother wearing perfume I only ever come home smelling of beer.

2014 ► There's no chance of hearing your voice mail when you're in a club. Unless you want me to return your call at 4am. Probably better to text.

2015 ► Those difficult 10 minutes of acting sober so they'll let you enter the premises.

2016 ► I wasn't drunk. Dude, the whole club saw you take off your shirt and try to turn it into a cowboy hat, And boo'd.

2017 ► I'm pretty sure morning wine is a thing. If not, I just invented it!

2018 ► When the guys who didn't get kissed try to put it on you in the taxi line at 4am...

2019 ► I hate the morning after, when you read the text messages you sent while intoxicated.

2020 ► No I don't want to get back together. That text was sent to you from my beer.

2021 ► I had more than four cocktails, so it doesn't count.

2022 ► Would you like to dance? Yes I would, just not with you.

2023 ► When you use auto correct and you send a group sms to say "I can't wait to PARTY with you" and your phone replaces the first four letters with ORG.

2024 ► I just walked up to the front of the queue and said dude I'm with the band and they let me in. Bow to your new god! (There's no band on here, just a DJ).

2025 ► When you wake up next to someone you don't remember meeting.

2026 ► When you wake up and the only clothing you're wearing is a tiara. And you have a magic wand in your hand.

2027 ► Wine makes me feel like I prefer to take things slow emotionally but fast physically.

2028 ► When you go to sleep thinking your snuggling up to James Bond and you wake up realising he's someone more like Shrek.

2029 ► After tonight, tomorrow I'll be wearing a great big shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

2030 ► This is how I party: ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/ e(?^?)? \(?^?)/ ?(???)+ ?(???)?

2031 ► ou'll never be 100% ready to change. Don't wait for the perfect time. It will never come. Start today.

2032 ► We are what we think. - Buddha

2033 ► Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. - Buddha

2034 ► Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes. - Kenneth Hildebrand

2035 ► When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bonds: Your mind transcends limitations, your consciousness expands in every direction, and you find yourself in a new, great, and wonderful world. Dormant forces, faculties and talents become alive, and you discover yourself to be a greater person by far than youever dreamed yourself to be. - Patanjali - the author of Yoga Sutra

2036 ► Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose--a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

2037 ► In every one of us there are two ruling and directing principles, whose guidance we follow wherever they may lead; the one being an innate desire of pleasure; the other, an acquired judgment which aspires after excellence. - Socrates

2038 ► Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

2039 ► Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps uson our toes.

2040 ► I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. -

2041 ► The whole idea is to get an edge. Sometimes it takes just a little extra something to get that edge , but you have to have it. - Don Shula

2042 ► Sharing used to mean having good manners. Now it means publicizing what you are doing on Facebook.

2043 ► I saw your status and I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs.

2044 ► Thanks for sharing what you eat. Guess what! I eat too.

2045 ► Yes, I let my pets make relax on the couch, that's why it's called FURnature.

2046 ► I bought a slow cooker. Then I wondered why I didn't just use my fast cooker on low heat!

2047 ► You cannot push yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

2048 ► What's blue and not heavy? Light blue.

2049 ► I could be so skinny if I didn't have my tastebuds.

2050 ► Dogs can't operate an MRI but CATSCAN.

2051 ► Dear YouTube, I will always skip the ads.

2052 ► I wish my wallet came with free refills.

2053 ► I constantly check my phone for no reason.

2054 ► My name is Google and I am the one you've been searching for.

2055 ► Fanipad: Someone who is a fan of ipads.

2056 ► Fanipod: Someone who is a fan of ipods.

2057 ► I am learning to make eye contact before shoe contact.

2058 ► Fandroids: People who prefer android devices.

2059 ► My best status updates are the ones I've left unsaid.

2060 ► Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep.

2061 ► Remember when you were the best thing I ever had? Yeah. Me either.

2062 ► I can't take this long distance relationship any more. Fridge, you're coming to my room!

2063 ► Accidentally calling your Doctor babe. OMG.

2064 ► Nothing makes me smile more than the muscles on my face.

2065 ► IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

2066 ► Relationship status: Leaving Soon.

2067 ► Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.

2068 ► That awkward moment when you accidentally call your boss "Sweetie".

2069 ► Sorry Television. The internet has killed you.

2070 ► Sorry Laptop. The tablet has killed you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson 2071 ► I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner".

erything. - Napoleon Hill 2072 ► I'm livin' la vida-broka $$$

ieved. - William Jennings Bryan 2073 ► "Justin is only famous for his looks" Beliebers: "Yeah, I bought his album to listen to his face".

2074 ► When I break up with my boyfriend I'm just going to yell "UNFOLLOW" and walk away.

2075 ► If you're my FB friend, I am stalking you. LOL.

2076 ► I've already forgotten 50% of yesterday.

2077 ► Once in a while someone really amazing comes along, and here I am!

2078 ► Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

2079 ► I want you to know I'll always be here for you (But only on Facebook. Don't go calling me up).

2080 ► When I text someone and they don't text me back, I assume they fainted with excitement.

2081 ► Won't be able to update my status for a while. I'm so busy being HOT.

2082 ► You wanna know who's an amazing person, with the most gorgeous smile? Read the first word again!

2083 ► I wish I could block some people in real life.

2084 ► Sometimes I wish I could download food.

2085 ► I cover my mouth when I sneeze so people don't catch my awesomeness!

2086 ► Wow, sure looks like I've logged into Sookbook today!

2087 ► Relationship Status: Unchanged since last week.

2088 ► Relationship Status: What relationship?

2089 ► I'm pretty sure you're not a car, get an actual photo for your profile.

2090 ► Anyone with over 500 Facebook friends shouldn't really need to take their own profile picture.

2091 ► Everyone has that one person on their friends list who keeps tagging them in embarrassing photos, and Karma will eventually come their way.

2092 ► I am not offering a free holiday. I don't have a terrible illness and I have not lost any weight. But you can like and share this status. For no reason.

2093 ► No Grandma they must have made a tagging error, that was not me in that photo.

2094 ► I'm very athletic. I surf the web for hours.

2095 ► When someone you meet asks for your surname, they probably want to stalk you on Facebook because they couldn't find you on Twitter.

2096 ► I wish Facebook notified me when someone deletes me, that way I could 'Like' it.

2097 ► I'll be back online in 5 minutes, if I'm not read this status again.

2098 ► I only look back when there's a really good view.

2099 ► You call it stalking I call it following my dreams.

2100 ► My mom is on Facebook more than I am!

2101 ► You know you're Aussie when there's a spider the size of a dinner plate on your lounge room wall and you don't mind.

2102 ► If swimming burns off calories explain whales to me.

2103 ► I missed Gym class today, that's 6 years in a row.

2104 ► Some may call it flirting. I call it TALKING!

2105 ► You look like I need a drink!

2106 ► I've just about gone poor trying to look rich.

2107 ► Cinderella is proof that shoes can change your life.

2108 ► When I want to go home from work early, I just take my makeup off so I look pale and sickly!

2109 ► If someone says "I love you", and you don't feel the same, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

2110 ► I'm not a Cougar, I'm a jaguar!

2111 ► I'm not shy, just hold back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you by posting fantastic status updates.

2112 ► Forget the skinny photos I want create my own before and after photos. Before I'm completely awake and after shower, hair and makeup. There is a huge difference

2113 ► I love it when someone updates their status saying they're doing something amazing but you can clearly see on their location that they are just at home.

2114 ► One day I hope to have as many friends as I do on Facebook.

2115 ► Why add me as a friend if you're not going to be friendly?

2116 ► No one knows you're stalking until you accidentally hit the Like button.

2117 ► Just because I added you as a friend doesn't mean you can tag and share photos of me from 1999.

2118 ► I'm such a neat freak I feel bad when I don't empty the trash basket on my laptop.

2119 ► I'm confused about why landlines have a hashtag. Did Grandma do some Tweeting back in her day?

2120 ► How good would it be if a liar's pants really did catch on fire!

2121 ► Looking for me? I'm with stupid. Doing what stupid does.

2122 ► If it doesn't make sense just smile and nod.

2123 ► It's six of one, half a dozen of the other.

2124 ► Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in springtime.

2125 ► I'm not immature I just know how to have fun more than you do.

2126 ► According to my childhood, one out of three pigs is a good builder.

2127 ► What's lighter than blue? Light blue.

2128 ► What's lighter than black? Every color.

2129 ► Smile, while you still have teeth!

2130 ► These instructions would be just as useful if they were written with a blunt pencil.

2131 ► I hate typo's. You mix up a couple of letters and your entire status is urined.

2132 ► Food is an important part of keeping a balanced diet.

2133 ► If I share it I don't have it. So I keep my secret.

2134 ► Today I found out kidney beans do not come from the kidneys of small animals, they are just beans. I had been avoiding eating them up until now.

2135 ► Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?

2136 ► Why do they call it a pair of pant's when they are not a pair?

2137 ► It goes up and never comes down (Your age).

2138 ► Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

2139 ► You are reading this status even though it's stupid.

2140 ► This just goes to prove, even if I write a silly status update you will read it!

2141 ► Be crazy, be stupid, be wild because life's too short to be cool.

2142 ► Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion.

2143 ► I don't need a therapist. I just need a friend to be silly with.

2144 ► I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got facebook.

2145 ► Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

2146 ► Sometimes I pretend to be average, but it gets boring. So I go back to being AWESOME!

2147 ► God grant me the serenity not to look like a fool today.

2148 ► I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

2149 ► Maybe the day doesn't like being seized.

2150 ► Chocolate doesn't ask silly question. Chocolate always comforts.

2151 ► Exercise. A poor man's plastic surgery.

2152 ► Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's photoshop.

2153 ► Don't be silly, I'm not mad at you. I just decided to unfriend you (In real life).

2154 ► Don't expect an intelligent answer when you ask a stupid question.

2155 ► I'm at the age where happy hour is my nap time.

2156 ► I'm not stupid... Until you put me in front of a good looking emotionally unavailable man.

2157 ► When my internet is down I forget that the rest of my computer still works.

2158 ► You are the result of 5 billion years of successful evolution. Now act like it.

2159 ► The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.

2160 ► I wasn't that drunk. Dude, you were in the pool trying to find Nemo.

2161 ► Adults are just kids with money.

2162 ► If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

2163 ► A life spent making mistakes is more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

2164 ► It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.

2165 ► You can't fix stupid. But you can watch it in action. Every day. On Facebook.

2166 ► Yes I did delete you from my friends list. I grew bored of your stupid status updates every 2 minutes, every day.

2167 ► I don't know Karate, but I know CRAZY and I'm not afraid to use it.

2168 ► Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

2169 ► I don't have a drinking problem. I'm just really thirsty.

2170 ► A day without sunshine is night.

2171 ► My nickname is Billy. Silly Billy.

2172 ► My nickname is Duffa. Silly Duffa.

2173 ► Man is the most intelligent and most silly of all creatures.

2174 ► The truth is I'm not LOL (IMNLOL)

2175 ► Grow up Math. Solve your own problems.

2176 ► There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.

2177 ► Call me silly but I'd prefer to eat cookies than worry about having a six pack.

2178 ► I was sleeping alone the other night. Thanks to the pest exterminator.

2179 ► Smart Talented Person In Demand (STUPID)

2180 ► We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

2181 ► With the risk of being very stupid, I am taking a chance.

2182 ► It's silly to worry. Half of the things we worry about with never happen, the other half will happen anyway.

2183 ► My Facebook status loves to borrow likes and comments.

2184 ► Facebook friends are just minute fellows that live on your Timeline and like your status with few boring comments every day.

2185 ► Facebook makes you experience the way you must have to feel without it.

2186 ► Hello LMS I cannot live without you.

2187 ► I just left Justin Bieber music on in my sister's bedroom. Now all her dolls are deaf.

2188 ► I've never been participating in F1 car race, but I've driven a car in Need for Speed really fast.

2189 ► You don't know terror until you listen to a damn fart sound underneath your bed.

2190 ► It's 2013, why don't my Facebook status update automatically?

2191 ► You know you're hopeless for a new date when your ex posts a comment on your Facebook status.

2192 ► I know I'm wasting myself to a slow addiction, but then I'm in no rush.

2193 ► The only singer that will ever shock me is Lady Gaga.

2194 ► If you wanted to take hostage me, you don't need to bind me up. Just allow me to use my Facebook account, I'll never run away.

2195 ► Spending time on Facebook is useless, but it is a great place to post useful quotes on status bar.

2196 ► Facebook should just stop introducing new features and repeat all the old ones.

2197 ► Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is a clever man; he invented Facebook and dismisses the idea of school books.

2198 ► Girls fight about money vs fashion. Guys fight about girlfriend vs ex-girlfriend.

2199 ► I don't like chatting Facebook users who don't use emoticons. I feel like I'm chatting with an unemotional machine.

2200 ► The best Facebook status ideas always come from that awkward moment.

2201 ► I admire people who use Facebook - at least they know how to waste time.

2202 ► I have always desired to have a second chance to break up with my wife again for the first time.

2203 ► If meat eaters are killers, then milk drinkers are robbers.

2204 ► When I saw your photo on Instagram, I got a thrilling feeling. Then I noticed my mobile was on vibrating.

2205 ► I have no inspiration how to get rid of the Facebook.

2206 ► I'm a Facebook addict by chance. It's just not my selection.

2207 ► 5 laws of friendship with a girl on Facebook, never ask age, always like her status, call her beautiful, admire her hair style, and never argue.

2208 ► You're not smashed if you can bring hundreds of Facebook friends without knowing them.

2209 ► Maybe Facebook wouldn't be so addictive if we stopped using Smartphones in the toilet.

2210 ► If you have no time to like my status, then it's time to sign-out.

2211 ► I hacked my ex boyfriend Facebook account, and posted "I hate you" on his status. Somebody liked it from my account.

2212 ► The middle phase between social networks and real life is Facebook.

2213 ► I hate when an obese girl asks who I looks like. Her weight was 120 Kg, she looks like an elephant.

2214 ► I think One Direction should write a song called, "We are nonsense."

2215 ► There can be nothing more regular in my life than a Facebook status update.

2216 ► I love it when chicks get boyfriends then they change their last name on Facebook to his, you are not even married! After some time they will be broken up and she say, I hate his guts. When that chick does that I will be the first to let you know who it was.

2217 ► Its funny how all the gorgeous and faithful and caring girls are single and all the other girls are just cuffed. It's just like that poem I read before: All the boys go for the easy apples at the bottom of the tree, and never realize that the apples at the top of the tree are better.

2218 ► That awkward moment when you had to be careful of my moustache when drinking!

2219 ► The very awkward moment when your drunken housemate comes into your room in the middle of the night thinking it's the toilet and attempts to urinate on your bed.

2220 ► Why can I walk better when I'm drunk than when I am sober.

2221 ► That awkward moment when you're in a room full of drunken people you're not drunk!

2222 ► My body battery is going down. Goodnight and FART out when you are alone and don't feel shy.

2223 ► If I hit you with these things, they'll make you numb, that why they call them nun chucks.

2224 ► It will be just me and my duck hunting skills but they keep me busy enough to make time go faster.

2225 ► 500 dollars to me if I can keep my beard till next year.

2226 ► I don't think my family has a single conversation anymore. That doesn't somehow come around to and involve a redneck.

2227 ► I can't handle teen mom for the fact that Janelle is the dumbest piece of shit ever, I can't miss Kesha, she's my idol, Why do you think I got all these feathers in my hair?

2228 ► I was so excited to find there was a Fakebook.com website, but disappointment quickly set in when I saw it was Sports Illustrated and not about Facebook.

2229 ► I can fly! I don't need a cape.

2230 ► We could all become skilled at a thing or two from a house wife.

2231 ► Willie, you got a bunch of scrubs working for you. I don't want any scrubs, scrubs are out.

2232 ► Like this if you've had your Facebook account longer than Kim Kardashian Last marriage.

2233 ► I hate watching Kim Kardashian because it makes me want her even more, but I can't seem to look away.

2234 ► People, who love you, will always welcome growth and change in your life.

2235 ► Don't allow yourself to buy into the lie that things will always be terrible, because that is a terrible lie. Life mimics the world we live in. A storm comes and it goes, it comes and serves its purpose and then it leaves when it is no longer needed. Whatever you are going through is trying to teach you something about yourself, and if you learn the lesson, then it will surely pass.

2236 ► Who cares if I am crazy? I would rather be crazy and be who I am then be part of what I see going around me. I pray for strength and courage to push myself as far as I can to make a difference.

2237 ► You can bag me for being different, but I'm proud to be myself.

2238 ► Don't give stress to yourself; it's a rocky road that you don't want to travel.

2239 ► Some days, I feel like dying, just to escape the greedy, rude, and objectifying machine of stupidity that all first-world society has become.

2240 ► Never listen to man speak upon another man or women it sets that person to look dumb for even letting another person effect your life n what you think is right. Do you don't do what they say because they weren't there when you were born and they won't be there when you die.

2241 ► In all situations you find yourself is a lesson to your life. Sometimes you find yourself on top of the world, sometimes it seems you are finished, even sometimes you may want to take your own life or try to hot yourself in many ways, all are lesson.

2242 ► Sometimes simply accepting a person for who they are just isn't enough.

2243 ► There'll be a time when you need to give up a person in spite of your great feelings because love isn't enough to maintain a relationship. Sometimes, you need to full yourself back to your normal life. No risk, no sacrifices, no heartache.

2244 ► There are surely only two victorious days in a man's life, the day when he was born and the day he discovered the reason why he was born.

2245 ► There are only two options on how to deal with cyber bullying. Click "Block User" or drink bleach.

2246 ► Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

2247 ► Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them.

2248 ► I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out He didn't work that way-so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness.

2249 ► A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

2250 ► You can't be late until you show up.

2251 ► War doesn't determine who's right-it determines who's left.

2252 ► If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

2253 ► Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

2254 ► Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

2255 ► Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

2256 ► You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

2257 ► It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

2258 ► Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

2259 ► History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban

2260 ► The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa

2261 ► Don't let your mind wander-it's too little to be let out alone.

2262 ► Life's a bitch; if it were easy it'd be a slut.

2263 ► I'd call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose.

2264 ► Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

2265 ► Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

2266 ► To err is human. To arr is pirate.

2267 ► I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

2268 ► If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.

2269 ► If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

2270 ► Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

2271 ► I have a busy day ahead: I have trouble to start, rumors to spread, and people to argue with.

2272 ► I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

2273 ► I once stood in the back and said, "Everyone attack!" but it didn't turn into a Ballroom Blitz.

2274 ► Learn from Pandora's mistake-think outside the box.

2275 ► Don't look now, but I'm hiding under your bed.

2276 ► Oxymoron: When an astronaut feels under the weather.

2277 ► Freedom means the right to yell, "THEATRE!" in a crowded fire.

2278 ► I wonder if Ikea has a decaf coffee table.

2279 ► If a mute person burps, does it make a sound?

2280 ► I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, "Parking Fine."

2281 ► Finding a job in this economy is like playing Where's Waldo?-except that Waldo is looking for a job, too.

2282 ► Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold reaching for the remote.

2283 ► Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

2284 ► I feel like getting something done today, so I'm just going to sit here until that feeling passes...

2285 ► I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live.

2286 ► Tip of the week: When going through airport customs and the TSA agent asks, "Do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply, "What do you need?"

2287 ► I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.

2288 ► TEIAM-problem solved.

2289 ► I just read a list titled "100 Things to Do Before You Die." I'm pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them.

2290 ► I went to the book store earlier to buy the book Where's Waldo. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played, Waldo, well played.

2291 ► It recently became apparent to me that the letters "T" and "G" are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

2292 ► I have an oven with a "stop time" button. It's probably meant to be "stop timer," but I don't touch it, just in case.

2293 ► When a fly or small bug lands on your computer screen, has your first reaction ever been to try and scare it with the cursor?

2294 ► People think I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).

2295 ► The fact that I woke up this morning means that the assassins have failed again.

2296 ► If your relationship status says, "It's complicated," maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single."

2297 ► I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without anyone questioning their motives.

2298 ► How long do you think it would take to solve a Rubik's cube if you were color blind?

2299 ► I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

2300 ► I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I was pretty sure people were following me.

2301 ► "Dammit I'm mad" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it.

2302 ► Who decided that paper beats rock? Let's test this theory. Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of his or her face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?

2303 ► Grammar is important. Commas save lives, as in this example: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Let's eat, grandpa."

2304 ► Serenity now = insanity later.

2305 ► The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. ~ Julius Caesar

2306 ► My cell phone is so outdated that it has a rotary dial.

2307 ► There are more than two kinds of people in this world. Don't believe the bumper stickers.

2308 ► Don't make me have to wound your inner child.

2309 ► I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything. ~ Butthead

2310 ► The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat.

2311 ► I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it-he was a dwarf! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

2312 ► I saw a provocative movie the other day called The Net, starring that girl from the bus. ~ Mr. Costanza, The Seinfeld Show

2313 ► Fell off the jetway again. ~ Lloyd Christmas, Dumb & Dumber

2314 ► If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Ireland. And Japan. And Peru. And I'd want to see the Grand Canyon. And the other two oceans. It would be a pretty busy week.

2315 ► If Sergeant Extreme and Major Awesome had visited my high school, I probably would have joined the US Army too.

2316 ► Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed," I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, you might wanna think about buying a quality product from me. ~ Tommy, Tommy Boy

2317 ► These things happen, ya know. You go for a walk in the park one day and wheel-chair ninjas and nazis and pots-and-pans robots show up to kill ya, and dinosaurs show up to eat the remains. You've seen the news. ~ Peter Griffin, Family Guy

2318 ► Dr. Shakalu brought some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer. ~ Grandma's Boy

2319 ► Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the "compliment sandwich," where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good. ~ Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

2320 ► Dear Facebook: Please stop asking me what's on my mind. I'm gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you.

2321 ► I stopped to smell the roses once. A bee flew out of the flower and up my nose, stung me in the nasal vestibule, and caused a severe allergic reaction and six days of swollen septum. Now whenever I see roses, I keep walking.

2322 ► I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy, but then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

2323 ► I once reported my roommate to INS. Turns out she's clean, but I'm glad I did it.

2324 ► I was God once. It was going really well until everyone died.

2325 ► Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. ~ Bender, Futurama

2326 ► Leela cracked corn, and I don't care. Fry cracked corn, I still don't care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that, you stupid corn! ~ Bender, Futurama

2327 ► Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.

2328 ► It's been 243 days since my last attempt to take over the world. I've been distracted by my current mission: to leave everyone uninformed and clueless.

2329 ► I do not have the time to listen to you whine, you melodramatic fool.

2330 ► I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamn liter-o'-cola!! ~ Officer Farva, Super Troopers

2331 ► The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life. Could you imagine if I went into work, did half of the job, then said, "Come back next week for the continuation!"

2332 ► How did you fit a lion in your pocket? No wonder it's ready to roar.

2333 ► First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came, and they all bought Benzes.

2334 ► Who is Pete and why is it for his sake?

2335 ► If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

2336 ► When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I watched Cookie Monster sing "Chocolate Rain" about a thousand times. ~ Michael Scott, The Office

2337 ► If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing? ~ Michael Scott, The Office

2338 ► I've never had champagne that tastes like cherry cola, but I know someone who wants to live like the ape man.

2339 ► Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. ~ Michael Scott, The Office

2340 ► Security in this office is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? ~ Dwight Schrute, The Office

2341 ► I didn't say, "Abe Lincoln," I said, "Hey, Blinken!" ~ Ahchoo, Robin Hood: Men In Tights

2342 ► I danced with a squirrel in my car because I'm sexy, and I do what I want.

2343 ► If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. ~ Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

2344 ► Call the FBI and tell them I fell down a flight of stairs! ~ Dr. Oz, The Whole Nine Yards

2345 ► If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the "mid-week weekend" incentive program that I just made up. I vote "aye," save me, Jebus! ~ Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

2346 ► Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone? But sometimes when you get it back, it's horribly deformed and covered in an unusually smelly gelatinized mass that you can't identify.

2347 ► I'd pay a dollar and a half to see a tree museum.

2348 ► The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese. ~ Senator Ortolan Finistirre, Thank You For Smoking

2349 ► My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning.

2350 ► Whenever I'm on fire, I remember to stop, drop, and roll, not run around screaming my head off. ~ Dead Man on Campus

2351 ► I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. ~ Hansel, Zoolander

2352 ► Easy, guys, I put my pants on just like the rest of you-one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. ~ Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson, SNL

2353 ► I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell ~ Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson, SNL

2354 ► Do sealions eat seazebras? ~ Pinky, Pinky and the Brain

2355 ► Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist.

2356 ► The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil, or adventurous is about to happen.

2357 ► If the game doesn't freeze every six minutes, then you're not watching Fox.

2358 ► I had part of a slinky once. I straightened it.

2359 ► If you cooked any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar. ~ Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

2360 ► I am not crazy! At least, no more than any normal person should be.

2361 ► Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on it. ~ al masum from the comments section

2362 ► Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, "I dislike you so much that I'm going to give you 2000 calories of jellied fruit and nut compacted into a brick and wrapped in plastic."

2363 ► A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the other hand, am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. ~ Combination of The Princess Bride and "Building Pathology, An Introduction"

2364 ► (Name) is trying not to think about penguins.

2365 ► Good things are coming soon. Stay tuned for more information after a few words from our sponsors.

2366 ► (Name) wants to go someplace warm where the beer flows like wine.

2367 ► Whisper down the lane is not as much fun on Facebook as it was when we used to sit in rows on the floor of the school gymnasium.

2368 ► You're so vain, you probably think this status is about you.

2369 ► I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

2370 ► The next time somebody texts me with "k," I'm going to tell them that they smell like a hippo. And when they respond with "WTF??" I'm going to respond with just "k."

2371 ► Whoever says that pizza is not good for you is so wrong. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. You can't say that about much else.

2372 ► (Name) thinks the xylophone is totally underrated.

2373 ► Where is the chase and how do I cut to it? ~ Chris Griffin, Family Guy

2374 ► If Santa were to name his balls, would he call one "Milk" and the other "Cookies"?

2375 ► If winning doesn't matter, then why keep score?

2376 ► It's amazing how something as simple as yelling and throwing things, although it doesn't solve your problems or help you find a solution, still makes you feel better! Now I need something to throw and somewhere to yell.

2377 ► (Name) is not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe.

2378 ► (Name) needs to master the art of patience. Quickly.

2379 ► If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?

2380 ► If you think you have nothing to be thankful for today, consider this: At least you're not a turkey. Happy Holidays, folks. Enjoy your time today. (Only effective on Thanksgiving Day.)

2381 ► I lost my accountabilibuddy.

2382 ► You've worked hard all week. You deserve to get drunk, vomit on a bar stool, pray to the toilet gods, and sweat on the bathroom floor, where you will wake up the following afternoon with a headache, bad breath, and nausea. Have a good time, because you deserve this.

2383 ► You don't want to question me. I've forgotten more in the past week than you've learned your whole life.

2384 ► If I become a fan of myself, does that mean that every time I update my wall it will send an update to my wall?

2385 ► A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to my car asking for money. I told her that I don't support cancer or Penn State.

2386 ► Someone at work said to me, "Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend." I said, "Yes, I do, but don't tell my husband."

2387 ► Somewhere in America, someone you don't like is praying for you. ~ Rachel Maddow

2388 ► Society is never going to make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.

2389 ► (Name) is searching for zen. So far, it's not at Subway or Wawa

2390 ► One of the great regrets of my life is that I suffered so many assholes so gladly for so many years, all for the sake of a paycheck.

2391 ► There are so many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind, while all the sad world requires is simply the art of being kind.

2392 ► If crying doesn't make the sad things better, then why do we do it?

2393 ► Go away, bad mood. I didn't invite you into my world today.

2394 ► Look outside of yourself, and you will appreciate others' accomplishments, failures, hardships, and journeys.

2395 ► I was not part of the problem, but I will be part of the solution.

2396 ► If you can't get someone out of your head, then maybe they're supposed to be there.

2397 ► Sometimes things happen in life that are not part of the plan. When that happens, don't give up on your dreams; just find another way to reach them.

2398 ► Small repairs in a broken wall help to build a stronger barrier against the sea of negativity that surrounds us.

2399 ► Everything Irie.

2400 ► Dear Life: You have some explaining to do.

2401 ► If you remind yourself of the great things in life, the tough times don't seem so devastating.

2402 ► Looks can fade as quickly as the clouds pass through the sky. It's the moments that touch your heart and heal your soul that last forever, along with the people who bring them to you.

2403 ► Forgive those who hurt you even if whatever they did is unforgiveable. You will forgive them not because they deserve it, but because you don't want to suffer every time you remember what they did to you.

2404 ► All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine ~ Socrates

2405 ► A hero is born among a hundred, and a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand.

2406 ► All noble things are as difficult as they are rare.

2407 ► Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain but for the heart to conquer it.

2408 ► Every passing moment is another chance to turn it around.

2409 ► Today is going to be difficult and challenging. Today, I will face my fears and stand up for what I believe is right. Today, my noble and selfless acts may be accused of cruel and greedy intentions. No matter what the outcome, I will be stronger, my family will be closer, and I will finally have the closure that I have been seeking for so many years.

2410 ► A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

2411 ► Try this for a day: Instead of saying, "I hate," say "I dislike."

2412 ► A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.

2413 ► We have to hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, and lose in order to gain, because most of life's lessons are taught through pain.

2414 ► Kudos to those who have the abilities to do what I cannot do.

2415 ► My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I'll find a way.

2416 ► Realize your potential.

2417 ► Don't overreact or give advice too quickly. This only trains people not to be open with you.

2418 ► The only one who is responsible for the way your life works out is you. You cannot change the past, but you can take responsibility for your future. All it takes is a decision. Decide to live a life of discipline rather than one of regret. Remember that discipline weighs ounces and regret weighs tons.

2419 ► Beneath the criticism is an underlying message. Criticism is a smoke screen for deeper feelings. Compare criticism to cheese on a mousetrap. What happens when the mouse takes the cheese? He gets his tail caught in the trap. That's what happens when you take the bait of criticism. Don't take the bait.

2420 ► Staying connected is more important than making your point.

2421 ► Saying nothing when you really want to say something only pushes those differences, disagreements, and conflicts under a simmering surface. Just be careful about how you air your feelings when you decide to open up during a conflict.

2422 ► Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only give you restlessness.

2423 ► I can't pinpoint the moment when we started working toward uncommon goals, but I'm fairly certain that it corresponds with the moment when we stopped being productive.

2424 ► Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove. But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins became a tourist attraction.

2425 ► I cannot change the seasons or the wind (at least, not yet), but I can change myself.

2426 ► Although I have loved and lost, it does not make this tragic time any less devastating. All that I can do is remember the life and love that was given and give thanks for the wonderful people brought together at such an enormous expense.

2427 ► Death leaves a heartache no one can heal. Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

2428 ► When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.

2429 ► As devastating as things may seem, there is always that glimmer of hope to guide you through the storm.

2430 ► I'm pretty much destined for greatness. I'm just pacing myself so I don't freak you out. ~ Shelley from the comments section

2431 ► Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ~ Albert Einstein, as suggested by Me in the comments section

2432 ► Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx, as suggested by Me in the comments section

2433 ► If you watch the Titanic backwards, it's about a magical boat that emerges from the sea and saves people. ~ Myself from the comments section

2434 ► The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

2435 ► Just asked my Grandma to explain how the hashtag on her landline works!

2436 ► Sure you look hot. But how many people would you impress if the world were blind?

2437 ► I can't believe drawing a black line across my eye lids makes me feel ten times prettier!

2438 ► 80% of socks are single, many of them alone and you don't see them being all dramatic about it!

2439 ► Will someone please love Taylor Swift so she'll be quiet.

2440 ► 6 Glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 6 pints in 2 hours can be a breeze!

2441 ► Mom: "Are you talking back to me?" Me: "Why yes, that's how communication usually works".

2442 ► Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please take them off!

2443 ► I get so disappointed when I go to unfriend someone and they've beat me to it!

2444 ► There are some people I wish I could un-meet.

2445 ► Trust me, when I woke up today I didn't plan on being this irrisistible.

2446 ► I like being single, I'm always there when I need me.

2447 ► If if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.

2448 ► I'll show you my Australian if you show me your Brazilian.

2449 ► I love my bed. But I'd rather be in yours.

2450 ► Justin can put his timber in my lake.

2451 ► OK, OK I take it back! Unscrew you!

2452 ► I was going to give you a filthy look... Then I realised you already have one.

2453 ► If I end up going to hell it will take me a week to realise I am not at work.

2454 ► I am so hungover I seriously considered rolling down the stairs instead of walking.

2455 ► I was so tipsy last night when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition.

2456 ► Don't touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, a wePhone or an ourPhone it's an iPhone!

2457 ► They say to think before you speak. But I'm going to have a drink and tell you exactly what I think.

2458 ► Friday is my 2nd favourite F word.

2459 ► I checked my calender and I won't give a toss about you tomorrow either.

2460 ► I don't want a job. I just want money.

2461 ► "LOOOOL" - Oh, so you're laughing out, out, out, out loud!

2462 ► I've been known to flash people! (With my camera)

2463 ► "I wasn't that drunk", "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!".

2464 ► Are you reading this from the toilet? Because I am writing this from the toilet.

2465 ► I accept that you are close minded. Would you mind being closed mouthed as well?

2466 ► I didn't realise you were and expert on my life. Please continue while I take notes.

2467 ► Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

2468 ► He keeps toenail clippings on his bedside table, to chew on when his finger nails are too short.

2469 ► The normal rules don't apply to me (Because I have large breasts).

2470 ► Sometimes I wonder how some people don't choke on all the crap that comes out of their mouth!

2471 ► Here's a list of the number of people who care what you think ... ... ...

2472 ► All my friends are getting married and having babies. I'm just getting more awesome.

2473 ► I'll always be there for you. But only on facebook. So don't go calling me up with all your issues.

2474 ► Just because you know my name doesn't mean I want you to request me as your Facebook friend.

2475 ► Everyone has an addiction. Mine just happens to be you!

2476 ► Saying you're going to clean up your friends list is just a nice way of saying "Time to get rid rid of people who annoy me so much!"

2477 ► Fandroids: People who are a fan of android devices.

2478 ► Fanipad: A person who is a a fan of ipads.

2479 ► I want Facebook to let me know when someone delete's me, so I can 'like' it.

2480 ► When I'm lonely I set the alarm on my phone to go off every 15 minutes so I can pretend people are messaging me.

2481 ► Just so you know the whole office heard the message you left me. And booed!

2482 ► I just cooked a can of baked beans in the jug in my hotel room and used the iron to make toast... So bow to your new god!

2483 ► That moment when you're sitting in a room wondering who would die if the fan fell down.

2484 ► I prefer to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically.

2485 ► I never thought I would have called my ex. You win again Vodka.

2486 ► Drinking promotes freedom of speech. Call me later and I'll tell you exactly what I think about you.

2487 ► Getting married at 18 seems similar to leaving a party at 8:30pm.

2488 ► "You look nice today!" sounds like you're saying I was ugly yesterday.

2489 ► I don't need a wife. I need wifi.

2490 ► Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

2491 ► I'd rather eat my McDonalds than worry about if I have a thigh gap.

2492 ► Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid.

2493 ► If you don't have anything nice to say, sit near me and we can make fun of people together.

2494 ► I have PMS and GPS, which means I'm nasty AND I will find you.

2495 ► If you were a vegetable you'd be a cabBITCH.

2496 ► Time flys when you're throwing watches.

2497 ► PMS jokes are not funny. Period.

2498 ► When you split up with your ex, just yell "UNFOLLOW!" and walk away Like a boss.

2499 ► I want to see other people. Until I'm absolutely certain I can't do better than you.

2500 ► I hate to rub it in, but sunscreen doesn't work otherwise.

2501 ► Since you have 500 friends on Facebook, I'm really surprised you need to take your own profile photo.

2502 ► The older I get the more I realise people annoy me.

2503 ► Put my 2 man tent up in my lounge room, put the heater on and moved in. So I can feel like I'm on summer holidays this winter.

2504 ► You know you're lazy when you get overly excited about cancelled plans.

2505 ► Home... A place I can look ugly and enjoy it.

2506 ► I am proficient in 2 languages. English and Profanity.

2507 ► I'm not much of a morning person. I don't like mornings and I don't like people.

2508 ► I'm so not a morning person. I could not even be friends with a person called Dawn.

2509 ► My glass is half full but it has at least 6 different things in it.

2510 ► Lucky I held in my fart all morning. It came in handy when I wanted the sales man to go away.

2511 ► I taste so good you'll be begging for the recipe!

2512 ► "You're so hot!" I whispered to my food when I took it out of the oven.

2513 ► You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

2514 ► Don't go broke trying to look rich!

2515 ► You look like I need a strong drink.

2516 ► You know the instinct you have not to open your mouth when you want to say something nasty. Unfortunately I don't have that.

2517 ► I didn't say I don't want to work. I said I don't want to Twirk!

2518 ► Many a good friendship is built on a solid foundation of alcohol and inappropriateness.

2519 ► May your life someday be more interesting than you make it out to be on Facebook.

2520 ► If you can't stand me why don't you sit.

2521 ► There's a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never, and in the bin.

2522 ► I can't remember a time where I cared less.

2523 ► Tired? There's a nap for that.

2524 ► Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated... But there is no cure for stupid.

2525 ► If one size really did fit all what would my size be?

2526 ► Even the biggest of dreams remain the smallest of ideas without hard work. Even the smallest of dreams become the biggest of ideas with hard work.

2527 ► You can lose even if you work hard but you can never win if you don't work hard.

2528 ► Does hard work pay? Why don't you find out for yourself.

2529 ► Don't boast about your intelligence because without hard work it is as good as a racehorse who never takes part in races.

2530 ► The only substitute to hard work is smartness but to be smart you need to work hard.

2531 ► The difference between being lazy and working hard is similar to the difference between expecting miracles and creating miracles.

2532 ► The fruits of hard work are sweeter than the sweetest of nectars.

2533 ► The only way to redeem your sins is an honest day's work for the rest of your life.

2534 ► Let hard work and focus keep you on your toes, let laziness and lethargy be your foes.

2535 ► Hard work is a hedge against bad luck and ill fate.

2536 ► The biggest favor you can do to yourself is to work hard today so you can reap its benefits tomorrow.

2537 ► If you don't believe the magical powers of hard work, try it.

2538 ► Stop punishing your dreams and ambitions by flogging them with laziness. Rather give them the glimmer of hard work to make them see the light of day.

2539 ► Don't be afraid of working hard. Experience is its only side effect.

2540 ► Hard work is not a thing that you do. It is a way of life that you cultivate.

2541 ► You can never be proud of rewards that are a result of luck or good fortune. But you can hold your head high and be proud of rewards that are a result of working hard.

2542 ► The amount of hard work you put into achieving something is directly proportional to how bad you want it.

2543 ► You can either look for inspiration and motivation in quotes about hard work or you can work hard to inspire and motivate others. What will you do?

2544 ► The art of delegation is not a substitute for hard work because learning how to delegate effectively is hard work itself.

2545 ► Dreaming big without working hard is as good as not dreaming at all.

2546 ► If your hard work is not paying off, maybe you are not working as hard as you should be.

2547 ► Nothing and nobody can stop you if you believe in yourself and work hard.

2548 ► Hard work and laziness are exceptional examples of how opposites don't attract.

2549 ► The funny thing about hard work - Everyone talks about it but only a few do it. Which one are you?

2550 ► Hard work is never easy but the results are always worth the effort.

2551 ► Hard work makes up for the lack of talent. The only way to beat people more talented than you is to work harder than they ever can.

2552 ► Hard work, Humility and Honesty - the secret to living a happy and satisfied life.

2553 ► Stop complaining about how you couldn't make it. Start thinking about how you can, and work hard at it.

2554 ► Working hard today will allow you to work less tomorrow.

2555 ► It is because of the sheer hard work of people who invented computers and smartphones that you are being able to read this quote. What contribution are you making to the lives of people around you?

2556 ► Even beer tastes sweet after a day's hard work.

2557 ► Luck may come and go but the fruits of hard work will remain with you forever.

2558 ► The beauty of hard work is that it appears easy to people who are not doing it.

2559 ► Hard work is an investment in which the rate of return always keeps increasing.

2560 ► Hard work is an intangible asset that is more valuable than any tangible asset you will ever own.

2561 ► Hard work can lead to either success or failure but not working hard will only lead to failure.

2562 ► Hard work and success are not friends. You need to work hard to make them like each other.

2563 ► How hard should one work in life? That's like asking how successful do you want to be? There is no limit.

2564 ► Two tablespoons of determination, one tablespoon of goals and generous quantities of hard work is the recipe of success.

2565 ► Hard work is the toll free highway that links failure to success.

2566 ► Blaming luck for your failure is like crediting luck for your success. If you want to credit hard work for your success, blame the lack of it for your failure.

2567 ► Hard work is the petrol which will drive your car called Life to its destination called Success.

2568 ► Expecting success without hard work is like asking someone else to workout at the gym for you.

2569 ► The ingredients of hard work are pain, sweat and suffering. Yet the taste of success is one of the sweetest things known to mankind.

2570 ► Hard work is the only shortcut to success.

2571 ► You will never be able to succeed if you don't give your best shot. You will never be able to give your best shot if you don't work hard.

2572 ► Talent is the spark that ignites the fire of success. Hard work is the firewood that makes it possible.

2573 ► There are only two ways to become successful. One is hard work. The other is not known to mankind yet.

2574 ► There is no secret ingredient in the recipe for success. There is only one ingredient which is hard work.

2575 ► Humans need air to survive. Success needs hard work.

2576 ► Laziness is success' worst enemy while hard work is its best friend. Which one will you befriend?

2577 ► Destiny is a journey to the city of success on the hard work highway. Destiny is also the city of failure on the laziness highway. Which route will you take to reach your destiny?

2578 ► You have two choices in life. You can work hard and try to be successful or you can be lazy and be an assured failure.

2579 ► Success and failure are notional. Hard work is real.

2580 ► For the tree of success to grow, first you need to plant the seeds of hard work

2581 ► Life is just one damned thing after another. ~ Erbert Hubbard

2582 ► ~ If you can't convince them, confuse them. ~ Harry S. Truman

2583 ► ~ We are the people our parents warned us about. ~ Jimmy Buffett

2584 ► ~ Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.~ P.D. East

2585 ► ~ You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright

2586 ► ~ What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about? ~ Curtis Spencer

2587 ► ~ There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

2588 ► ~ Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers

2589 ► ~ If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson

2590 ► ~ If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. ~ George Goba

2591 ► ~ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. ~ Lily Tomlin

2592 ► ~ The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~ Bill Watterson

2593 ► ~ I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.~ Charles Schulz

2594 ► ~ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~ Mark Twain

2595 ► ~ Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~ Colin Sautar

2596 ► ~ USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.~ Dave Letterman

2597 ► ~ Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.~ Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

2598 ► ~ You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. ~ Dennis Miller

2599 ► ~ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. ~ Albert Einstein

2600 ► ~ Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.~ Sam Ewing

2601 ► ~ There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. ~ Lawrence Welk

2602 ► ~ Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother. ~ Claudette Colbert

2603 ► ~ All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

2604 ► ~ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.~ Charles Schulz

2605 ► ~ Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ~ Bob Monkhouse

2606 ► ~ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie

2607 ► ~ My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. ~ Walter Matthau

2608 ► ~ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ~ Stephen Wright

2609 ► ~ Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. ~ Helen Rowland

2610 ► ~ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

2611 ► In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. ~

2612 ► ~ Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~

2613 ► ~ Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.~

2614 ► ~ Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~

2615 ► ~ The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. ~

2616 ► ~ It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. ~

2617 ► ~ I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~

2618 ► ~ To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early or be respectable. ~

2619 ► ~ Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~

2620 ► ~ We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.~

2621 ► ~ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.~

2622 ► ~ If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk. ~

2623 ► ~ Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. ~

2624 ► ~ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ~

2625 ► ~ He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. ~

2626 ► ~ Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were. ~

2627 ► ~ Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~

2628 ► ~ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.~

2629 ► ~ It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.~

2630 ► ~ People who snore always fall asleep first. ~

2631 ► ~ Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~

2632 ► ~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~

2633 ► ~ When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~

2634 ► ~ Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~

2635 ► ~ A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~

2636 ► ~ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.~

2637 ► ~ The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. ~

2638 ► ~ It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~

2639 ► ~ Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.~

2640 ► ~ It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~

2641 ► ~ A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ~

2642 ► Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. ~

2643 ► ~ Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.~

2644 ► ~ I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. ~

2645 ► ~ When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. ~

2646 ► ~ Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words. ~

2647 ► ~ I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~

2648 ► ~ Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. ~

2649 ► ~ The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.~

2650 ► A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!

2651 ► Hi I'm James, let's bond.

2652 ► T.G.I.A. (Thank goodness I'm awesome!)

2653 ► Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emoticons.

2654 ► I think it's really cool how the word "OK" is a sideways person!

2655 ► Today is the first day of the rest of your life...And if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...

2656 ► Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.

2657 ► It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they've beat you to it!

2658 ► If twitter wasn't around in the olden days why is there a hashtag button on landlines?

2659 ► Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

2660 ► If something's not going right, try left.

2661 ► About to dance my feet silly!

2662 ► Why bother reading books? We have Eminem he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.

2663 ► I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

2664 ► Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.

2665 ► Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.

2666 ► Everyone is normal until you find them on Twitter.

2667 ► Relationship Status: COMING SOON

2668 ► Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).

2669 ► LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo you look horrible in because they happen to look so good in it.

2670 ► Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

2671 ► Looking at school books and thinking - What a waste of a tree!

2672 ► Nobody around here treats me like a glamour model, so I'm just going to sit here taking selfies by myself.

2673 ► Why didn't you reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to reply to LOL?

2674 ► Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

2675 ► Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

2676 ► Nothing is illegal...Until you get caught.

2677 ► Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.

2678 ► Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

2679 ► Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

2680 ► When I get a pimple on my tongue I always feel guilty in case I've told a white lie.

2681 ► I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man.

2682 ► I forgot to work out today. That's 5 years in a row!

2683 ► If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realise I wasn't at work.

2684 ► I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

2685 ► That moment when you try talking to someone you're hot for and you say GFBLQRINABAH instead of "I'm good thanks!"

2686 ► I wasn't drunk, I was just testing if the plant was as soft as my bed.

2687 ► That awkward moment when you have a crush on the most inconvenient person possible.

2688 ► I've got a dig bick. You read that wrong. The awkward when you read that wrong too and said 'Moment' when it wasn't there.

2689 ► I put the 'Me' in 'Someone' and things get awkward.

2690 ► Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave!

2691 ► That moment when someone you met for 3 seconds sends you a Facebook friend request.

2692 ► I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.

2693 ► You didn't notice that that I used a word twice in this sentence.

2694 ► A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says W T F.

2695 ► The first 5 days after the weekend are always hard.

2696 ► I am 100% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow.

2697 ► At first I didn't like my beard, then it grew on me.

2698 ► Broken pencils are pointless.

2699 ► "What's up cake?" "Muffin much".

2700 ► I don't have goals. Goals are for soccer. I'm not soccer.

2701 ► I just don't know how to react when someone sends me a selfie. I mean, should I say "Wow! You really got yourself at the perfect angle in that rest room!"

2702 ► That moment when the random person you just met asks for your full name, and you know it's because they want to stalk you on Facebook.

2703 ► The hardest things our kids will do in 20-30 years is finding a username which isn't already taken.

2704 ► Aren't we ALL internet explorers?

2705 ► I press all the "Try Me" buttons on toys and then walk away LIKE A BOSS.

2706 ► Me without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.

2707 ► Girls are beautiful, not hot. They are not a temperature.

2708 ► Dear friends, please don't tag me in a photo that is so prehistoric you have to scan the photo to make it digital. No one here is into studying history, sincerely everybody born before 2010.

2709 ► Don't think too much or you could create a problem that wasn't even there.

2710 ► Without candy crush I'd be like a kid with no candy!

2711 ► Telling me you're going to unfollow me is like announcing you're leaving a party you weren't even invited to.

2712 ► I did not say I didn't want to work. I said I didn't want to twirk!

2713 ► Cheese. Milks leap towards evolution.

2714 ► My mum's so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you're Pa's in hospital LOL.

2715 ► I'm following you on Twitter because my mum always told me to follow my dreams.

2716 ► Every time I put my phone on silent it decides to play 'Hide and seek'.

2717 ► You put the 'Pro' in 'Procrastination'.

2718 ► I don't have exs, I have Ys. Y the hell did I do that?

2719 ► I have decided to tell my pets they're adopted.

2720 ► If swimming is an exercise explain whales to me.

2721 ► If someone says "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

2722 ► When someone says you are what you eat, and you're eating the chickens bum.

2723 ► If you have a problem with me write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope and shove it up your big behind.

2724 ► If you're talking behind my back, you're in a really good position to kiss my butt.

2725 ► This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog

2726 ► Were you dropped as a baby?" "Yeah into a pool of sexy!"

2727 ► Lucky for you mirrors can't laugh out loud.

2728 ► Well, I didn't know I logged into sookbook today.

2729 ► Sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans fell down.

2730 ► May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

2731 ► Only 10-20% of the population can wiggle their ears and raise one eyebrow.

2732 ► We should stop teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me 5 years to realize that "elemeno" wasn't a letter.

2733 ► Unicorns do exist. They're just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.

2734 ► A message in the toilet: Treat me well, keep me clean, I will not tell anyone what I have seen.

2735 ► I grew up being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a badass when I first joined Facebook.

2736 ► My wallet is like an Onion, when I open it. It makes me cry.

2737 ► The majority of mankind is lazy minded, incurious, absorbed in vanities, and tepid in emotion, and is therefore incapable of either much doubt or much faith. T. S. Eliot

2738 ► Every true man who is a little above the level of the beasts and plants does not live for the sake of living without knowing how to live, but he lives so as to give a meaning and a value of his own. Luigi Pirandello

2739 ► It were no slight attainment could we merely fulfil what the nature of man implies. Epictetus

2740 ► Life is seldom as unendurable as, to judge by the facts, it logically ought to be. Brooks Atkinson

2741 ► Better a thousand times even a swiftly fading, ephemeral moment of life than the epoch long unconsciousness of the stone. Edwin Way Teale

2742 ► Human beings are like timid punctuation marks sprinkled among the incomprehensible sentences of life. Jean Giraudoux

2743 ► The individual who has to justify his existence by his own efforts is in eternal bondage to himself. Eric Hoffer

2744 ► It is because nations tend to stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that it moves at all. George Gissing

2745 ► We must each find our separate meaning in the persuasion of our days until we meet in the meaning of the world. Christopher Fry

2746 ► All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. Unknown

2747 ► The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence. Unknown

2748 ► At a given moment I open my eyes and exist. And therefore that, during all eternity, what was there? Nothing.

2749 ► Life is one vast tangled conglomeration, inflamed with passion.

2750 ► How is it possible for the brand of justice to be indelibly imprinted, and upon what, when we and all the things connected with us shall be transmuted and destroyed.

2751 ► We cannot bear to regard ourselves simply as play things of blind chance; we cannot admit to feeling ourselves abandoned.

2752 ► Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw awa

2753 ► Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely

2754 ► Time is the most valuable coin in your life. You and you alone will determine how that coin will be spent. Be careful that you don't let other people spend it for yo

2755 ► Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

2756 ► Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

2757 ► He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out the plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the labyrinth of the most busy life.

2758 ► Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein.

2759 ► For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.

2760 ► If you want to make good use of your time, you've got to know what's most important and then give it all you've got.

2761 ► For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

2762 ► In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

2763 ► Time is an equal opportunity employer. Each human being has exactly the same number of hours and minutes every day. Rich people can't buy more hours. Scientists can't invent new minutes. And you can't save time to spend it on another day. Even so, time is amazingly fair and forgiving. No matter how much time you've wasted in the past, you still have an entire tomorrow.

2764 ► You are the first thing I think of when I open my eyes in the morning, and you are the last I think of when I close my eyes to sleep. You are the only thing I like to think about when I can take a break from my work. When I think of your smile, I see nothing else around me; all I can see is you. You mean everything to me.

2765 ► Don't expect justice from a company; they have neither a soul nor a body to kick.

2766 ► It is in adventure that people succeed in finding and knowing themselves.

2767 ► Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for the lost faith in ourselves. Eric Hoffer

2768 ► The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have.

2769 ► I hope you have enjoyed reading this collection and I welcome your comments.

2770 ► Now what I love in women is, they won't; or can't do otherwise than lie, but they do it so well that the very truth seems falsehood to it. Byron

2771 ► The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

2772 ► I'm not a misogynist, I respect any woman who knows her place. Stephen Braithwaite

2773 ► The louder the woman, the more likely she is to be spiritually bereft, like an empty bowl which vibrates with a resonant echo. A full container makes no sound; she is packed too densely to ring. Deborah Feldman

2774 ► Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. George Bernard Shaw

2775 ► A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities... a natural defectiveness. Aristotle

2776 ► Women are only stronger when they arm themselves with their weaknesses. Marquise Du Deffand

2777 ► Nothing agrees worse than a lady's heart and a beggar's purse. John Heywood

2778 ► You can write on running water what a woman says to an eager lover. Catullus

2779 ► The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. F. Scott Fitzgerald

2780 ► In all the woes that curse our race, there is a lady in the case. W. S. Gilbert

2781 ► Every man to his trade, but every woman to the washtub. Source: Doctor Wore Petticoats: Women Physicians of the Old West by Chris Enss

2782 ► At what age does one become old? The misogynist believes the female grows older and the male grows wiser. John Caff

2783 ► What is woman? She is one of nature's agreeable blunders. Hannah Cowley

2784 ► It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. Bertrand Russell (The Liberation of Women)

2785 ► Half the sorrows of women would be averted if they could repress the speech they know to be useless. George Eliot

2786 ► A woman scoffs at evidence. Show her the sun, and tell her it is daylight; at once she will close her eyes and say to you, "No, it is night." Emile Gaboriau

2787 ► As a teenager, I asked our local priest, why priests were always men? And he replied "Only men can be both man and angel". That was my first encounter of spiritual misogyny. Viviene Williams

2788 ► It costs an unreasonable woman no more to pass over one reason than another; they cherish themselves most where they are most wrong. Montaigne

2789 ► There is no other purgatory but a woman. Beaumont and Fletcher

2790 ► Women's words are as light as the doomed leaves whirling in autumn; easily swept by the wind, easily drowned by the wave. Ovid

2791 ► There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness. Plautus

2792 ► Woman are decorative. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Oscar Wilde

2793 ► The average woman sees only the weak points in a strong man, and the good points in a weak one. Elbert Hubbard

2794 ► Men are the reason that women do not love one another. La Bruyere

2795 ► There is no ache more deadly than the striving to be oneself. Vinokurov

2796 ► I carry my roots with me all the time rolled up, I use them as my pillow.

2797 ► Life is a long lesson in humility."-- James M. Barrie

2798 ► "The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values."-- Norman Thomas

2799 ► "Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can."-- Danny Kaye

2800 ► "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."-- Oprah Winfrey

2801 ► "Life appears to be too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrong."--Charlotte Bronte

2802 ► "Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it."-- Buddha

2803 ► "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back."-Maya Angelou

2804 ► "The goal of life is living in agreement with nature."-- Zeno

2805 ► "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards." -- Soren Kierkegaard

2806 ► "There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle."-Deepak Chopra

2807 ► "I believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can't truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles."-Zig Ziglar

2808 ► "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."-- Winston Churchill

2809 ► "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."-- John Lennon

2810 ► "The most valuable thing I have learned from life is to regret nothing" --Somerset Maugham

2811 ► "Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." --Dalai Lama

2812 ► "When the act of reflection takes place in the mind, when we look at ourselves in the light of thought, we discover that our life is embosomed in beauty."--Ralph Waldo Emerson

2813 ► "...where we entirely miss the obvious-that is, that we are all trying to decipher life's big mysteries, and we're each following our own paths of enlightenment." -- Dan Brown

2814 ► "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring."--Oscar Wilde

2815 ► "As soon as you look at the world through an ideology you are finished. No reality fits an ideology. Life is beyond that. That is why people are always searching for a meaning to life... Meaning is only found when you go beyond meaning. Life only makes sense when you perceive it as mystery and it makes no sense to the conceptualizing mind."--Anthony de Mello

2816 ► "There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle." -- Deepak Chopra

2817 ► "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are."--Don Miguel Ruiz

2818 ► "The great end of life is not knowledge but action."-- Thomas H. Huxley

2819 ► "There is a family of us who have this yearning for a kind of excellence that we can manifest every day of our lives, a family who wants to believe we're not pawns, we're not victims on this planet, that knows we have the power within us here and now to change the world we see around us!"--Richard Bach

2820 ► "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

2821 ► "And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others". --Marianne Williamson

2822 ► "Our lives is a series of defining moments, strung together by passing time. Surrender fully to this moment, because it is not the moment itself that defines us, but how we choose to live in it."--Jill Pendley

2823 ► "With courage and confidence, let our lives confirm the highest and best qualities we know we have. And, with that, we can avoid the need to prove those qualities to anyone. Like putting together the ingredients of a cake -- if you put together love, courage and tenderness, you will get a great life -- every time." Laura Teresa Marquez

2824 ► "My turning point was my pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela. It was then that I, who had dedicated most of my life to penetrate the 'secrets' of the universe, realized that there are no secrets. Life is and will always be a mystery."--Paulo Coelho

2825 ► "So this world, I think, and an indefinite number of other worlds of our creation, are also -- we're here for fun; we're here for learning; we're here for rembering who we are, and who we are, are expressions of life so absolutely linked with the life that is, always was, always will be."--Richard Bach

2826 ► "When you live your life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the underlying field of infinite possibilities."-Deepak Chopra

2827 ► "Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure."-- Oprah Winfrey

2828 ► "Life is a promise; fulfill it". Mother Teresa

2829 ► That is my challenge. And it will be a joy to fullfill life's promise. And my dear friend, wherever you are now and whatever you are doing and whoever you are becoming, I wish you a life of love, meaning and joy.

2830 ► Love and light be upon you.

2831 ► "I LOVE smelly shoes" Said no one ever.

2832 ► "Bad morning to you!" Said no one ever.

2833 ► "I appreciate your scent in this room since you haven't showered in a week!" Said no one ever.

2834 ► "I wish weekends never existed" Said no one ever.

2835 ► "My, what lovely Crocs you're wearing" Said no one ever.

2836 ► "Wow that orange spray tan really suits you!" Said no one ever.

2837 ► "This lettuce sure beats having cake!" Said no one ever.

2838 ► "I wish I was Octomom" Said no one ever.

2839 ► "I wish mom and dad had named me Sparrow" Said no one ever.

2840 ► "Man I wish I was older" Said no one over 30, ever.

2841 ► "I'm so glad I've been feeling off all week" Said no one ever.

2842 ► "You gave me way too much change" Said no one ever.

2843 ► "No I don't like a shoulder massage" Said no one ever.

2844 ► "I wish I had less money" Said no student ever.

2845 ► "I hate sleeping in" Said no one on their day off, ever.

2846 ► "I'm so glad I'm working today and not at the beach" Said no one ever.

2847 ► "I love crying babies when I'm on a plane" Said no one ever.

2848 ► "It feels so great to be ignored" Said no one ever.

2849 ► "Your breath tastes so sweet in the morning" Said no one ever.

2850 ► "I'm prettier than Miranda Kerr!" Said no one ever.

2851 ► "I love going to weddings on my own" Said no singles ever.

2852 ► "I really want to date someone sleazy" Said no woman ever.

2853 ► "I want to date someone older than my parents" Said no one ever.

2854 ► "You look so gorgeous with that tongue piercing" Said no one ever.

2855 ► "Teenagers know everything about life" Said no one ever.

2856 ► "I hope it's cold and rainy all weekend" Said no one ever.

2857 ► "I love when the wind and rain messes with my hair" Said no one ever

2858 ► "I love using the Port-A-Loo's at concerts" Said no one ever.

2859 ► "Let's eat salad all year!" Said no one ever.

2860 ► "I prefer fake diamonds" Said no woman ever.

2861 ► "So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet seat" Said no one ever.

2862 ► "I love it when the train is full and I have to stand up for the journey" Said no one ever.

2863 ► "I can't go out looking like this! I'm just too good looking!" Said no one ever.

2864 ► "I love it when every channel is on a commercial break" Said no one ever.

2865 ► "The weather man is always right" Said no one ever.

2866 ► "I really wish it was colder today" Said no one ever.

2867 ► "Go ahead and date my boyfriend" Said no girl in love, ever.

2868 ► "Cheating is totally okay" Said no one ever.

2869 ► "I can see you cheated on me by accident" Said no one ever.

2870 ► "Please boss, can I work back late for free?" Said no employee, ever.

2871 ► "Sleep deprivation is fantastic" Said no one ever.

2872 ► "I love the way your midriff roll bulges out of your jeans" Said no one, ever.

2873 ► "I love the way you never call when you say you will" Said no one, ever.

2874 ► "I want eyebrows like Pamela Anderson" Said no one, ever.

2875 ► "He would be so cute if he wore his jeans a little more lower" Said no one ever.

2876 ► "I'm so happy to be stuck in traffic" Said no one ever.

2877 ► "Petrol is so cheap!" Said no one ever.

2878 ► "I just read the text messages in your phone while you were in the shower" Said no one ever.

2879 ► "No! I do not want to win Lotto" Said no one ever.

2880 ► "I can't wait until the next time I lose on Lotto" Said no one ever.

2881 ► "No I do not want to be better looking" Said no one ever.

2882 ► "You look so cute in the bathroom mirror photo you took of yourself" Said no one ever.

2883 ► "Paris Hilton is a brilliant singer" Said no one ever.

2884 ► "I want a dress made out of steak like Lady Gaga's" Said no one ever.

2885 ► "I wish I was brunette" Said no blondes ever.

2886 ► "I absolutely hate chocolate" Said no one ever.

2887 ► "Lets wait until it's past it's used by date before we eat it" Said no one ever.

2888 ► "I love the photos you take of yourself for your Facebook profile" Said no one ever.

2889 ► I love you more than anything

2890 ► Every morning I do not start out to change the world, but I do try to improve myself which affects the world.

2891 ► When you suddenly disappear without any clue, that's when people start to miss you, looking for you and try to care. You know what. It's too late. Please open your eyes to realize that's what you need is in front of your lane. Stop searching what you want.

2892 ► We look to books, music, movies, the internet and other means for great quotes to inspire our day when all reality the best quote is the one you face in the mirror every morning and hear the words in your head "Damn I really like you!" Let your inner self-be the best quote of the day and be inspired by who you are.

2893 ► The problem with turning the clocks back when you get old is that you're just up an hour earlier and in bed before the end of a good movie on TV! Oh to be a teenager again with an undefined biological clock!

2894 ► I couldn't care less what people think of me! Because I know people will always talk!!! I honestly don't need you in my life & I prefer the ones I have already.

2895 ► There's somebody somewhere out there who knows something about somebody and something about something that once happened, but they are hiding that something from some people.

2896 ► The correction you give to others is general to you first, so in your obedience to deliver, being as equally obedient to receive!

2897 ► Everyone cannot handle who you are, so stop putting yourself in the hands of those who keep dropping you. Get in covenant with those who have your best interest at heart and those who know what it takes to help you become great.

2898 ► Do you know if you picked up someone else's baggage at the airport you would be arrested? So why are you picking up others depression, lack, and doubt, leave those bags at the terminal and keeps it moving, they do not belong to you!!! Travel light and don't look back!

2899 ► Life is so much easier when you listen to wisdom through the faith, there is safety in His arms, but you must stay there through faith and obedience. Listen, trust and listen some more!

2900 ► Just accept fairy tales are only imaginary and you'll find yourself lowering your expectations and much happier. They get harder to believe because we realize they are impossible attempts at indoctrination.

2901 ► Go outside between the hours of 3 am and 5 am. The world is quiet and you can feel the presence of old Things. I'm being serious.

2902 ► It surprising how people can change very quickly and judge you because when you do good they don't remember anything but one mistake they never forget it and not even a single day pass by without reminding you about it. I walk away from those people without looking back.

2903 ► If you could just learn to accept reality and stop thinking that you know too much, everyone will just want to be you.

2904 ► Men of the world word of advice when a women have a new outfit and are excited about it and you too like it just leave it at that. Do not critique in any way. You will open yourself up to a women's sudden urge to either cry or rage. Physical violence may ensue depending on the women's level of crazy.

2905 ► A hundred dollar note may be squeezed or dirty, but that doesn't mean it has lost its value. Don't let circumstance make you forget who you are!

2906 ► Don't get upset because your neighbor has bought a car/house and you have not; there are more where that came from; by the time you buy yours, your neighbor's would have become an old model!

2907 ► Insecurity and doubt are an effective tool of the enemy. He can't beat us, so he tries to talk us into defeating yourself. Every day, we must take charge and change the voice speaking within, that it only speaks what God has said about us; who we are and our capabilities.

2908 ► Some people are in such a bad place, that you have to do more than give them a pretty message. You have to become that message to them.

2909 ► Stay encouraged. No matter how things look, God is with you. Not just on the mountain too, but way down in your lowest valley.

2910 ► Always pray through your storms & even when things are going well because prayers go places we can't go!

2911 ► I do not believe in Karma, I think that some people stumble through life not knowing how lucky they are whilst others are dragged in and out of ditches being hurt and heartbroken- something in this world is not right, good people do not deserve all this evil stuff.

2912 ► Learning is a lifelong process and you learn more when you observe people, mom says. And for me, history's proved it; many a times. When you are in distress and you want someone to be there with you, you don't have to call them. Not friends. They come to you; on their own. They help you without your asking them for help.

2913 ► If you break your arm, everyone comes running to sign your cast. If you say you have depression, everyone goes running the other way. We are so accepting of every body part breaking down except the mind. That is ignorance.

2914 ► It's so weird how people change and yet they forget that not all good things last. The best thing to do is to never forget who held your hand for so long during the bad days.

2915 ► You see life has a funny way of messing with our mental through people and they can get you so worked up.... Sad, hurt, disappointed, angry, bitter etc. but guess what? These emotions are temporary while your response is permanent.

2916 ► When your emotions tell you to act out in a certain way while angry, that's the time to call the friend (if you have any) who doesn't agree with you whether you are right or wrong!

2917 ► No matter how angry you become when words are thrown directly at you, swallow your pride, humble yourself and know that your next reaction can build you or put you in a worse state!

2918 ► Sometimes you see people with the most amazing opportunities, talents, anointing yet they don't cultivate and produce more out of what they have.

2919 ► The bitterness you hold within you whether justifiable or not towards that person, is the hindrance that will keep you stagnant in the area you are trying your best to progress. You wonder what you're doing wrong, why are you giving your all yet can't get to where you desire.

2920 ► You can determine what comes into your life next with what you do with the little you were blessed with. Cultivate and produce more out of whatever you have.

2921 ► There are some spoken words that can make you bitter if you hear it with your emotions, but these same words, however, can bring massive changes to your life once you are mature enough to take it from a spiritual angle.

2922 ► The thing is, everything that happens to me is now viewed from a spiritual standpoint because I know that God loves me enough to save me at all cost.

2923 ► With your talents or anointing, you should get prepared to take the world, train up yourself in every area affordable to you. Never think of your abilities as regular because when the opportunity comes, if you're not ready and equipped, that opportunity will be missed..

2924 ► Not because someone's life seems beautiful on the outside means they are bearing fruits on the inside!

2925 ► You would think that people who appear to have everything going for them and even the things you yearn for are extremely happy. Some of the people you look at and envy have some of the most miserable lives.

2926 ► We might see some things happening in our lives and call it the devil when it's, in fact, God using a different approach to shock you into change! It may come through an embarrassing situation, it may come through a split relationship, and it may come through death.

2927 ► It makes no sense always hanging out with people who think the same as you do, who are on the same level as you are because there will be no growth or challenge to your thought pattern!

2928 ► Always begin, go through and end your days with love.

2929 ► Do not confuse familiarity with love. Sometimes you're stuck in a path of comfort. True love is energy that causes you to expand and grow.

2930 ► Show your love everyone. Shower them with messages of support and encouragement. Make them feel your happiness for their union.

2931 ► You can never give someone the sole responsibility of loving you because when they take a break, you break. Love should be an enhancement not a replacement for what you owe yourself.

2932 ► Love yourself wholly and completely unattached to things and people.

2933 ► The purpose is one of the most important things. It is also one of the simplest things to discover but somehow we have it shrouded in mystery and it becomes elusive.

2934 ► Take a pause for the cause. The cause is you. Stay in bed a little longer. Have two cups of tea. Have the donut. Read the magazine. Watch the cartoons. It's all allowed.

2935 ► People should be required to prove they are worthy of your time.

2936 ► Do not become angry with a lack of action when you've always accepted intentions. You can't build something based on what people say they will do.

2937 ► Some people are comfortable with mistreating you because you're comfortable with allowing them to.

2938 ► Sometimes the extra weight you see on the scale is not from you per say, but from things and people you were never meant to carry. Release them and the weight will be gone.

2939 ► People can only break you when you give them the hammer. Do not give them the tools to dismantle what you've built.

2940 ► Oftentimes your most present enemy is you. Become a friend of your purpose.

2941 ► ? Now what I love in women is, they won't; or can't do otherwise than lie, but they do it so well that the very truth seems falsehood to it. Byron

2942 ► ? The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

2943 ► ? I'm not a misogynist, I respect any woman who knows her place. Stephen Braithwaite

2944 ► ? The louder the woman, the more likely she is to be spiritually bereft, like an empty bowl which vibrates with a resonant echo. A full container makes no sound; she is packed too densely to ring. Deborah Feldman

2945 ► ? Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. George Bernard Shaw

2946 ► ? A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities... a natural defectiveness. Aristotle

2947 ► ? Women are only stronger when they arm themselves with their weaknesses. Marquise Du Deffand

2948 ► ? You can write on running water what a woman says to an eager lover. Catullus

2949 ► ? The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. F. Scott Fitzgerald

2950 ► ? In all the woes that curse our race, there is a lady in the case. W. S. Gilbert

2951 ► ? Every man to his trade, but every woman to the washtub. Source: Doctor Wore Petticoats: Women Physicians of the Old West by Chris Enss

2952 ► ? What is woman? She is one of nature's agreeable blunders. Hannah Cowley

2953 ► ? It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. Bertrand Russell (The Liberation of Women)

2954 ► ? Half the sorrows of women would be averted if they could repress the speech they know to be useless. George Eliot

2955 ► ? A woman scoffs at evidence. Show her the sun, and tell her it is daylight; at once she will close her eyes and say to you, "No, it is night." Emile Gaboriau

2956 ► ? As a teenager, I asked our local priest, why priests were always men? And he replied "Only men can be both man and angel". That was my first encounter of spiritual misogyny. Viviene Williams

2957 ► ? There is no other purgatory but a woman. Beaumont and Fletcher

2958 ► ? Women's words are as light as the doomed leaves whirling in autumn; easily swept by the wind, easily drowned by the wave. Ovid

2959 ► ? There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness. Plautus

2960 ► ? Woman are decorative. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Oscar Wilde

2961 ► ? The average woman sees only the weak points in a strong man, and the good points in a weak one. Elbert Hubbard

2962 ► ? Men are the reason that women do not love one another. La Bruyere

2963 ► ? There is no ache more deadly than the striving to be oneself. Vinokurov

2964 ► ? I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life. Source: The song "I'm an ordinary man" from the musical "My Fair Lady"

2965 ► You are your child's keeper

2966 ► Until she's mature enough to keep herself." ~ Laura Ramirez

2967 ► "Mothers of daughters are daughters of mothers and have remained so, in circles joined to circles, since time began." ~Signe Hamme

2968 ► "The older I get, the more I see The power of that young woman, my mother." ~Sharon Olds

2969 ► "From the time she was born, until she was fifteen, I didn't know where I left off and she began. We were joined at the hip or the heart or the brain." ~Lee Grant

2970 ► "Maybe Mom is my alter ego and the woman I'm able to be when I'm working."~Mary Tyler Moore

2971 ► "From the time I was a child I wanted to be like my mother. Not necessarily an actress-I never dreamed I'd have the courage. But an active, volatile woman like she was."~Isabella Rossellini

2972 ► "My mother wanted me to be her wings, to fly as she never quite had the courage to do. I love her for that. I love the fact that she wanted to give birth to her own wings."~Erica Jong

2973 ► "When we weren't scratching each other's eyes out, we were making each other laugh harder than anyone else could."~Lucie Arn

2974 ► "My mom is literally a part of me. You can't say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors."~Carrie Latet

2975 ► "I like to talk to my mother every single day because hearing how delusional I may become one day makes me appreciate every day I have left with my sanity."~Tami Vernekof

2976 ► "Momma was home. She was the most totally human, human being that I have ever known, and so very beautiful. Within our home, she was an abundance of love, discipline, fun, affection, strength, tenderness, encouragement, understanding, inspiration, support."~Leontyne Price

2977 ► "...you are my rainbow to keep. My eyes will always be watching you; never will I lose sight of you."~Vesna Bailey

2978 ► "I'm blessed and I couldn't be more grateful. Do you want to know why? Because I'm a mother, but that's only half of it. I'm blessed because, when I need to, I can still just be a daughter. I get the feeling that there is nothing more precious than to have both of these roles, simultaneously." ~Adrianna Stepiano

2979 ► "A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships." ~Victoria Secund

2980 ► "Having a little girl has been like following an old treasure map with the important paths torn away." ~Heather Gudenkauf

2981 ► "Ah, how quickly the hands on the clock circle toward the future we thought was far away! And how soon we become our mothers." ~Peggy Toney Horton

2982 ► "You were my home, Mother. I had no home but you" ~Janet Fitch

2983 ► "Yes, it's quite amazing how I continue to shock my mother even after all these years together" ~Eloisa James

2984 ► "A daughter is a gift of love." ~Author Unknown

2985 ► "A mother's treasure is her daughter." ~Catherine Pulsifer

2986 ► "A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart." ~Author Unknown

2987 ► "Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers." ~Author Unknown

2988 ► "If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter." ~Thomas Fuller

2989 ► "A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future." ~Author Unknown

2990 ► "A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer." ~Author Unknown

2991 ► "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." ~Oscar Wilde

2992 ► "The mother-daughter relationship is the most complex." ~Wynonna Judd

2993 ► "What the daughter does, the mother did." ~Jewish Proverb

2994 ► "The woman who bore me is no longer alive, but I seem to be her daughter in increasingly profound ways." ~Johnnetta Betsch Cole

2995 ► "Of all the haunting moments of motherhood, few rank with hearing your own words come out of your daughter's mouth. " ~Victoria Secunda

2996 ► "Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. " ~Author Unknown

2997 ► "A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer."~ Author Unknown

2998 ► "A daughter is a gift of love."~ Author Unknown

2999 ► "A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend."~ Author Unknown

3000 ► "A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous...full of beauty and forever beautiful...loving and caring and truly amazing."~ Deanna Beisser

3001 ► "A daughter is a treasure - and a cause of sleeplessness"~ Ben Sirach

3002 ► "A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give."~ Laurel Atherton

3003 ► "Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful love."~ Margaret E. Sangster

3004 ► "What I wanted most for my daughter was that she be able to soar confidently in her own sky, whatever that may be."~ Helen Claes

3005 ► Just Do it ! - Nike

3006 ► Do it Now! - Napoleon Hill

3007 ► Whatever it takes! - Origin Unknown

3008 ► Carpe Diem. - Latin

3009 ► Anything Is Possible. - Origin Unknown

3010 ► Keep the Faith. - Origin Unknown

3011 ► Practice makes perfect. - Origin Unknown

3012 ► Believe in yourself. - Origin Unknown

3013 ► It's never too late. - Origin Unknown

3014 ► Don't quit. - Origin Unknown

3015 ► Better late than never. - Proverb

3016 ► Never Quit. - Origin Unknown

3017 ► The show must go on. - Proverb

3018 ► Let's Roll. - Todd Beamer

3019 ► Seize the day. - Origin Unknown

3020 ► Reach for the stars. - Origin Unknown

3021 ► Be Here Now. - Ram Dass

3022 ► The Top 501 Inspirational Quotes of All Time

3023 ► No pain, No gain. - Origin Unknown

3024 ► Know thyself. - Socrates

3025 ► Count Your Blessings. - Og Mandino

3026 ► Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

3027 ► Live life to the fullest. - Robert Louis Stevenson

3028 ► Actions speak louder than words. - Proverb

3029 ► Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda

3030 ► Don't sweat the small stuff. - Richard Carlson

3031 ► Hunker down. - Origin Unknown

3032 ► Experience is the best teacher. - Proverb

3033 ► Follow Your Dreams. - Origin Unknown

3034 ► I think therefore I am - Rene Descartes

3035 ► Hope springs eternal. - Alexander Pope

3036 ► This too, shall pass. - An Advisor to King Solomon

3037 ► The best things in life are free. - Origin Unknown

3038 ► The buck stops here. - Harry Truman

3039 ► Love conquers all. - Virgil

3040 ► Attitude is everything. - Origin Unknown

3041 ► Live Your Dreams. - Les Brown

3042 ► Laughter is the best medicine. - Origin Unknown

3043 ► Necessity is the mother of invention. - Proverb

3044 ► Hard work pays off. - Origin Unknown

3045 ► Roll with the punches. - Origin Unknown

3046 ► Nothing ventured, nothing gained. - Origin Unknown

3047 ► Begin with the end in mind. - Stephen Covey

3048 ► Be all you can be. - US Army

3049 ► The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3050 ► Life is what you make it. - Origin Unknown

3051 ► A dream is a wish your heart makes. - The Supremes

3052 ► Where there is a will, there is a way. - Origin Unknown

3053 ► Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

3054 ► Many hands make light work. - Proverb

3055 ► We must be the change we wish to see . - Mahatma Gandhi

3056 ► Don't ever give up. - Origin Unknown

3057 ► Be the best that you can be. - Origin Unknown

3058 ► Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Origin Unknown

3059 ► Every dog has his day. - Proverb

3060 ► No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3061 ► God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Serenity Prayer

3062 ► It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. - Antoine de Saint Exupery

3063 ► If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney

3064 ► Above all to thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

3065 ► Strike while the iron is hot. - Proverb

3066 ► Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.

3067 ► Dream. - Mark Twain

3068 ► Two roads diverged in a wood, and I ... I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

3069 ► Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching - Satchel Paige

3070 ► This above all, To Thine Own Self Be True. - William Shakespeare

3071 ► Success is a journey not a destination. - Ben Sweetland

3072 ► The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

3073 ► Feel the fear and do it anyway. - Susan Jeffers

3074 ► There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is. - Albert Einstein

3075 ► When the going gets tough the tough get going. - Joseph P. Kennedy

3076 ► If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. - Henry David Thoreau

3077 ► Destiny is not a matter of chance, It is a matter of choice. It is not something to be waited for, But rather something to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

3078 ► It ain't over till it's over. - Yogi Berra

3079 ► Lead follow or get out of the way! - Thomas Paine

3080 ► The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart - Helen Keller

3081 ► I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone - - Bill Cosby

3082 ► If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. - Origin Unknown

3083 ► Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. - Helen Keller

3084 ► We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. - Sir Winston Churchill

3085 ► If at first you don't succeed, try try again. - W.C Fields

3086 ► Live with passion. - Anthony Robbins

3087 ► When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Indian Proverb

3088 ► Don't dream it be it. - Rocky Horror Picture Show

3089 ► The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

3090 ► Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead. - Louisa May Alcott

3091 ► In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on. - Robert Frost

3092 ► The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

3093 ► We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

3094 ► Be the change you want to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

3095 ► Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

3096 ► Today is the first day of the rest of your life - Origin Unknown

3097 ► A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

3098 ► Whatever you are be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

3099 ► Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. - Marianne Williamson

3100 ► Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allen Poe

3101 ► A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Confucius

3102 ► Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3103 ► Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals. - Henry Ford

3104 ► Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

3105 ► Give a man a fish and he will eat for the day, teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

3106 ► Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James

3107 ► Whatever you can do, or dream you can, Begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it, Begin it now.

3108 ► Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

3109 ► "105. Happiness Is A Choice. - Barry Neil Kaufman"

3110 ► Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3111 ► To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. - Origin Unknown

3112 ► Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

3113 ► We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar

3114 ► They can because they think they can. - Virgil

3115 ► He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything. - Origin Unknown

3116 ► There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit, - Robert Woodruff

3117 ► Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon

3118 ► The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

3119 ► I am the captain of my soul. - William Ernest Henley

3120 ► I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work. - Thomas Alva Edison

3121 ► Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. - Robert F. Kennedy

3122 ► People don't care how much you know until they know how much they care. - John C. Maxwell

3123 ► A life lived in fear is a life half lived. - Proverb

3124 ► Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3125 ► Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. - David Farragut

3126 ► Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3127 ► Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

3128 ► The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3129 ► It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

3130 ► Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

3131 ► In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

3132 ► Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

3133 ► If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten. - Origin Unknown


3134 ► He who hesitates is lost! - Proverb

3135 ► Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.

3136 ► If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. - Origin Unknown

3137 ► If one advances confidently in the direction of their goals and endeavors to live the life that they have imagined, they'll meet with success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau

3138 ► Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

3139 ► Winners never quit and quitters never win! - Vince Lombardi

3140 ► Live Well... Laugh Often... Love Much. - Origin Unknown

3141 ► Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration - Thomas Edison

3142 ► Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

3143 ► The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F. Drucker

3144 ► IF it is to be it is up to me. - Origin Unknown

3145 ► Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison

3146 ► Do what you can, with what you have, where you are! - Theodore Roosevelt

3147 ► As a man thinketh in his heart so is he. - The Bible

3148 ► You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. - Richard Bach

3149 ► If there is a will , there is a way. - Origin Unknown

3150 ► It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

3151 ► Never stop dreaming. - Origin Unknown

3152 ► Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Origin Unknown

3153 ► If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it. - Somerset Maugham

3154 ► You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3155 ► I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. - H.L. Mencken

3156 ► There is no substitute for hard work. - Thomas Edison

3157 ► Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called Present. - Origin Unknown

3158 ► Faith can move mountains. - Origin Unknown

3159 ► The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3160 ► If I am not for myself, who will be for me? Yet if I am for myself alone, of what good am I? - Hillel

3161 ► You miss 100% of the shots you don't. - Wayne Gretzky

3162 ► Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. - Les Brown

3163 ► The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor - Vince Lombardi

3164 ► If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

3165 ► For with God all things are possible. - The Bible

3166 ► Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. - Origin Unknown

3167 ► "165. If you build it, he will come. -"

3168 ► You can do what you want to do. - David Thomas

3169 ► As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. - Nelson Mandela

3170 ► Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney Harris

3171 ► Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

3172 ► There is no point at which you can say 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap. - Carrie Fisher

3173 ► Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

3174 ► To love what you do and feel that it matters, how on earth could anything be more fun! - Katherine Graham

3175 ► Failing to plan is planning to fail. - Origin Unknown

3176 ► The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

3177 ► A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

3178 ► Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved - Helen Keller

3179 ► Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

3180 ► Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

3181 ► Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

3182 ► Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. - Origin Unknown

3183 ► Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly. - St Francis of De Sales

3184 ► To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

3185 ► When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade. - Origin Unknown

3186 ► When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddhist Proverb

3187 ► If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Sir Isaac Newton

3188 ► it is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

3189 ► Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. - Winston Churchill

3190 ► Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. - Helen Keller

3191 ► Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

3192 ► Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

3193 ► Happiness is a state of mind. - Origin Unknown

3194 ► Minds are like parachutes they only function when they are open. - Thomas Dewar

3195 ► Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - General George S. Patton

3196 ► The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a persons determination. - Tommy Lasorda

3197 ► The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

3198 ► You see things and you say, Why? But I dream things that never were and say, Why not? - George Bernard Shaw

3199 ► A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an

3200 ► Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard

3201 ► It's always darkest before the dawn. - Origin Unknown

3202 ► The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it. - John Ruskin

3203 ► The most wasted of all days is one without laughter - E.E. Cummings

3204 ► Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

3205 ► Some people come into our lives and quickly go, some stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. - Origin Unknown

3206 ► The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Origin Unknown

3207 ► Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff that life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

3208 ► Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give the world your best anyway. - Mother Teresa

3209 ► Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

3210 ► Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

3211 ► The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand. - Vince Lombardi

3212 ► You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

3213 ► You become what you think about. - Earl Nightingale

3214 ► You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. - Michael Jordan

3215 ► The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible - Arthur C. Clarke

3216 ► Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character.Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. - Frank Outlaw

3217 ► Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

3218 ► And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. - Anais Nin

3219 ► You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

3220 ► People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

3221 ► Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Origin Unknown

3222 ► Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A. Menninger

3223 ► The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

3224 ► Nothing happens unless first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

3225 ► The road to success is always under construction. - Origin Unknown

3226 ► The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Ralph Waldo Eme

3227 ► Never give in -- never, never, never, never - Sir Winston Churchill

3228 ► Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig - Mark Twain

3229 ► Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

3230 ► Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it. - Origin Unknown

3231 ► If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you'd like to win, but think you can't It's almost a cinch you won t. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man; But soon or late the man who wins is the one who thinks he can. - Origin Unknown

3232 ► Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

3233 ► Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. - Publilius Syrus

3234 ► It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

3235 ► There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. - Indira Gandhi

3236 ► There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

3237 ► Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. - Henry

3238 ► How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser. - Lou Holtz

3239 ► Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius

3240 ► To succeed... you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you. - Tony Dorsett

3241 ► Do what you love and the money will follow - Marsha Sinetar

3242 ► Where there's life, there's hope. - Terence

3243 ► Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find, knock and it shall be opened unto you. - The Bible

3244 ► The harder I work, the luckier I get. - Samuel Goldwyn

3245 ► The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Eden Phillpotts

3246 ► Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin

3247 ► Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Langston Hughes

3248 ► Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you'll help them to become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

3249 ► When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

3250 ► Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them. - Albert Einstein

3251 ► Change comes from within. - Origin Unknown

3252 ► Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia

3253 ► When you come to the edge of all the light you know and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly. - Barbara Winter

3254 ► It is not enough to have a good mind, the main thing is to use it well. - Rene Descartes

3255 ► If you advance confidently in the direction of your dreams and endeavor to leave the life which you have imagined, you will you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau

3256 ► Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. - Jim Horning

3257 ► The Main Thing is to Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing. - Stephen Covey

3258 ► When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain

3259 ► People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

3260 ► The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese proverb

3261 ► Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

3262 ► Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

3263 ► It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

3264 ► Opportunities multiply as they are seized. - Sun Tzu

3265 ► Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. - Helen Keller

3266 ► The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Origin Unknown

3267 ► Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

3268 ► Come to the edge. We can't. We're afraid. We can't. We will fall! Come to the edge. And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew. - Guillaume Apollinaire

3269 ► He who stops being better stops being good. - Oliver Cromwell

3270 ► To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you. - Tony Dorsett

3271 ► The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3272 ► If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

3273 ► Smile! and the world will smile with you! - Origin Unknown

3274 ► It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

3275 ► It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

3276 ► I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. - William Penn

3277 ► I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

3278 ► Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

3279 ► If you don't like something, change it, If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

3280 ► The sun WILL come up tomorrow - Origin Unknown

3281 ► Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations - George Bernard Shaw

3282 ► You are what you think you are. - Bob Richards

3283 ► Tough times never last but tough people do. - Robert Schuller

3284 ► Wisdom is knowing what to do next. - David Starr Jordan

3285 ► Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

3286 ► Your talent is God's gift to you. - Leo Buscaglia

3287 ► When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Charles A. Beard

3288 ► Always do right; this will gratify some and astonish the rest. - Mark

3289 ► Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Origin Unknown

3290 ► Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. - Burton Hills

3291 ► We will either find a way or make one. - Hannibal

3292 ► You can do anything you put your mind to. - Origin Unknown

3293 ► The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck. - Channing

3294 ► If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton

3295 ► What we see depends mainly on what we look for. - Sir John Lubbock

3296 ► You Create Your Reality. - Origin Unknown

3297 ► A ship in harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are for. - John A.

3298 ► People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in the world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, make them. - George Bernard Shaw

3299 ► The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

3300 ► Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. - Dale Carnegie

3301 ► Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

3302 ► Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage - Anais Nin

3303 ► Dreams are renewable no matter what our age - Dale Turner

3304 ► The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

3305 ► Our life is what our thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

3306 ► The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one. - Elbert Hubbard

3307 ► One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

3308 ► What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? - Robert Schuller

3309 ► Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be. - Abraham Lincoln

3310 ► What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Nietzsche

3311 ► Better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3312 ► You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3313 ► You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

3314 ► Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth. - Aristotle

3315 ► Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it. - Danny Kaye

3316 ► Things do not change we change. - Henry David Thoreau

3317 ► There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

3318 ► The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vince Lombardi

3319 ► Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

3320 ► The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William A. Ward

3321 ► Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best - Henry Van Dyke

3322 ► Love is a bird, she needs to fly. - Madonna

3323 ► There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way. - Origin Unknown

3324 ► If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William A. Ward

3325 ► If opportunity doesn't knock build a door. - Milton Berle

3326 ► And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

3327 ► It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Professor Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter Movie)

3328 ► The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it - Colin Wilson

3329 ► I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3330 ► Change your thoughts, change your life. - James Allen

3331 ► If not us, who, if not now, when? - Origin Unknown

3332 ► The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be. - Origin Unknown

3333 ► You can have everything in life you want if you'll just help enough other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

3334 ► How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives. - Annie Dillard

3335 ► This is the beginning of a new day - Origin Unknown

3336 ► In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

3337 ► Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though chequered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory or defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

3338 ► The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. - William James

3339 ► You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. - Abraham Lincoln

3340 ► When one door closes another opens, but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell

3341 ► Your attitude determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

3342 ► The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Abraham Lincoln

3343 ► God doesn't make junk. - Origin Unknown

3344 ► You only get out what you put in. - Origin Unknown

3345 ► Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Sir Winston Churchill

3346 ► There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

3347 ► We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

3348 ► I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

3349 ► We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

3350 ► You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. - Kahlil Gibran

3351 ► Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln

3352 ► Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Sir Winston Churchill

3353 ► A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn. - Origin Unknown

3354 ► Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. - Origin Unknown

3355 ► It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

3356 ► When love and skill work together expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

3357 ► There are no secrets to success it is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell

3358 ► There is no security on this Earth, there is only opportunity. - General Douglas MacArthur

3359 ► The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

3360 ► Success Leaves Clues - Jim Rohn

3361 ► What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

3362 ► Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. . . . As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

3363 ► The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. - Confucius

3364 ► If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

3365 ► Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

3366 ► First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

3367 ► How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these. - George Washington Carver

3368 ► Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

3369 ► The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - Origin Unknown

3370 ► It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up. - Vince Lombardi

3371 ► Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

3372 ► Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

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3374 ► I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. - Origin Unknown

3375 ► One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. - Helen Keller

3376 ► Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

3377 ► Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. - John Lennon

3378 ► I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

3379 ► We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. - Charles Kingsley

3380 ► It's a funny thing about life; if You refuse to accept anything but the best-You very often get it. - W.Somerset Maugham

3381 ► Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

3382 ► Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future. - John F. Kennedy

3383 ► In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action - Aristotle

3384 ► You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Golda Meir

3385 ► Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

3386 ► In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

3387 ► Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. - Josh Billings

3388 ► You don't get to choose how you're going to die, only how you're going to live. - Joan Baez

3389 ► O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done. - Walt Whitman

3390 ► Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao Tzu

3391 ► What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3392 ► When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

3393 ► Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. - Art Linkletter

3394 ► To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong. - Joseph Chilton Pearce

3395 ► Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Mark Twain

3396 ► Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony - Mahatma Gandhi

3397 ► The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

3398 ► Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.. - Albert Schweitzer

3399 ► From what we get, we can make a living: what we give, however makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

3400 ► It's never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

3401 ► Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

3402 ► The man who has no imagination has no wings. - Muhamed Ali

3403 ► Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napolean Hill

3404 ► Only that day dawns to which we are awake. - Henry David Thoreau

3405 ► You can have anything you want ? if you want it badly enough. You can be anything you want to be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you hold to that desire with singleness of purpose. - Abraham Lincoln

3406 ► Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry Kaiser

3407 ► Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

3408 ► Love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, live as though heaven is on earth. - Satchel Paige

3409 ► The only gift is a portion of thyself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3410 ► I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

3411 ► Success doesn't come to you you go to it. - Marva Collins

3412 ► You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

3413 ► Get busy living or get busy dying. - Stephen King

3414 ► The greater the obstacle the more glory. - Moliere

3415 ► When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems you cannot hold on a minute longer, never give up then for that is just the place and time the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

3416 ► We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharlal Nehru

3417 ► We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

3418 ► Little strokes fell great oaks. - Benjamin Franklin

3419 ► The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. - Anatole France

3420 ► The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F. Kennedy

3421 ► Success seems to be connected with action.Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

3422 ► I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. - Anne Frank

3423 ► Live life with passion. - Origin Unknown

3424 ► The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere

3425 ► When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what? - Sydney Harris

3426 ► If we all did the things we are capable of doing we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

3427 ► Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. - Kahil Gibran

3428 ► If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. - Origin Unknown

3429 ► It's not what happens to you; it's what you do about it that makes the difference. - W. Mitchell

3430 ► Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance. - Bruce Barton

3431 ► Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn Vos Savant

3432 ► Great oaks from little acorns grow - Proverb

3433 ► It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

3434 ► You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

3435 ► You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose site of the shore. - Origin Unknown

3436 ► Don't hide your light under a bushel. - The Bible

3437 ► Slow but steady wins the race. - Origin Unknown

3438 ► The best things in life are not things. - Origin Unknown

3439 ► Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

3440 ► I am a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

3441 ► The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. - Oscar

3442 ► There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to to enjoy it. - Logan Pearsall Smith

3443 ► If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

3444 ► Excellence is the result of caring more than others think wise, risking more than other's think safe, dreaming more than others think practical, and expecting more than others think possible. - Origin Unknown

3445 ► He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

3446 ► Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

3447 ► Every man dies. Not every man truly lives - Braveheart (Movie)

3448 ► Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

3449 ► It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

3450 ► When God closes a door, he opens a window. - Origin Unknown

3451 ► What you are is God's gift to you: what you become is your gift to god. - Anthony Dalla Villa

3452 ► Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly I can! - and get busy and find out how to do it - Theodore Roosevelt

3453 ► Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. - John Keywood

3454 ► Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it - Margaret Thatcher

3455 ► You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3456 ► Every day in every way I am getting better and better. - Origin Unknown

3457 ► You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - Origin Unknown

3458 ► Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napolean Bonaparte

3459 ► Great minds have purposes others have wishes. - Washington Irving

3460 ► Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

3461 ► If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're probably right. - Henry Ford

3462 ► No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

3463 ► The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it open. - Arnold Glasgow

3464 ► Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths.When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. - Mahatma Gandhi

3465 ► The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

3466 ► Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. - John Wooden

3467 ► The past does not equal the future. - Anthony Robbins

3468 ► You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3469 ► A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles M. Schwab

3470 ► We have not yet begun to fight. - John Paul Jones

3471 ► Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams! - Origin Unknown

3472 ► The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

3473 ► Success is not the key to happiness, Happiness is the key to success. - Albert Schweitzer

3474 ► People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

3475 ► Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

3476 ► The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. - Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

3477 ► What you can do, or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

3478 ► Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

3479 ► He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

3480 ► Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade? - Benjamin Franklin

3481 ► If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

3482 ► Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time - Marion Wright Edelman

3483 ► Don't go through life grow through life - Eric Butterworth

3484 ► Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

3485 ► If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability. - Henry Ford

3486 ► Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Helen Keller

3487 ► The harder you fall the higher you bounce. - Horace

3488 ► Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. - William Faulkner

3489 ► Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. - William Yeats

3490 ► Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

3491 ► Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

3492 ► Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

3493 ► Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

3494 ► No one knows what he can do until he tries - Publilius Syrus

3495 ► Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. - Harold Whitman

3496 ► Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

3497 ► Seek first to understand, then be understood - Stephen Covey

3498 ► This is the first day.... of the rest of your life - Origin Unknown

3499 ► You are today where your thoughts have brought - James Allen

3500 ► Our aspirations are our possibilities. - Robert Browning

3501 ► I hate you when you not reply me

3502 ► I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life. Source: The song "I'm an ordinary man" from the musical "My Fair Lady"

3503 ► "I love when the wind and rain messes with my hair" Said no one ever.

3504 ► "I'm thinking of moving to the Arctic" Said no one ever.

3505 ► That awkward moment when you accidentally address your sister by your dogs name.

3506 ► That awkward moment when you are introducing someone and get their name wrong.

3507 ► That awkward moment when you unexpectedly find yourself in the same room as your ex.

3508 ► That awkward moment when you're in a class where you don't speak to anyone, and your teacher says go and find a partner.

3509 ► That awkward moment when someone mistakes you for the shop assistant.

3510 ► That awkward moment when you step out of the shower and then realise there is no towel.

3511 ► That awkward moment when you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you.

3512 ► That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about him!

3513 ► That awkward moment between you and the mirror.

3514 ► That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when you're finally done, your friend doesn't even get it.

3515 ► That awkward moment when you trip, over nothing.

3516 ► That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old kid with a better phone than you.

3517 ► That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss

3518 ► That awkward moment when your friend says "brb" and is gone for five hours.

3519 ► The awkward moment when you still can't understand someone after they've repeated themselves about a million times.

3520 ► That awkward moment when everyone loves the person you can't stand.

3521 ► That awkward moment when you end your sentence with "don't you agree" and they say "no"

3522 ► That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

3523 ► That awkward moment when everyone is taliking about their skills and talents and you're like...I can breathe.

3524 ► That awkward moment when you pick up the remote control to answer the phone.

3525 ► That awkward moment when you are playing hide and seek and the game ends without anyone telling you.

3526 ► That awkward moment when a fat person says that they are fat.

3527 ► That awkward moment when you hear yourself sing in the shower and wonder why the f*ck you haven't made an album yet.

3528 ► That awkward moment when you introduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you.

3529 ► That awkward moment when you walk down the street with music in the ears and feel like you're in a music video.

3530 ► That awkward moment when you walk into a room and you completely forgot what you were doing in there.

3531 ► That awkward moment when everyone stopped laughing minutes ago and you are still laughing.

3532 ► That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you then someone says the same thing and they all pay attention

3533 ► That awkward moment when you're drinking water and the ice attacks your face.

3534 ► That awkward moment when you're being sarcastic and someone believes you.

3535 ► That awkward moment when there's a guest in your house and you would like them to leave but they won't.

3536 ► That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.

3537 ► That awkward moment when you realize that you have a lot of things in common with the person you hate.

3538 ► That awkward moment when you think someone was waving back at you, so you wave back, then you play it off like you were just scratching your head.

3539 ► But the fox went on, "You turncoat, you renegade." His maimed body was taut with contempt and hatred. "You spy," he hissed, "you blackguard, you track us where He could never find us. You betray us, your own relations, me who am almost your brother. And you stand there and aren't ashamed!" Felix Salten, Bambi

3540 ► When you can't find solution to problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.

3541 ► The most beautiful words by a wounded heart: "I never stopped loving him/her, I just stopped showing it."

3542 ► It's better to wake up having a bad breath than to wake up having no breath at all.

3543 ► Every day is a gift, a new beginning. Whatever glory or pain we have in the past, remember that yesterday ended last night.

3544 ► The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone actually living a good life.

3545 ► Your safety is equivalent to someone else's peace of mind... so always take care of yourself, have pity to someone else.

3546 ► God opens millions of flowers without forcing the buds... reminding us not to force anything, for things happen perfectly in time.

3547 ► One of the best feelings in the world is... realizing you're perfectly happy, without the thing you thought you needed the most.

3548 ► God is like the sun, you cannot look at it; but without it, you cannot see anything else.

3549 ► Don't judge other people by your own standards. Maybe the one you judge the most is the person who respects you that much.

3550 ► You'll never know how much you needed God until you look back along the rope and realize how many knots He tied to keep you out from falling.

3551 ► The secret to real happiness is to ignore the negative voices in your head. No matter how bad things seem, they will always get better.

3552 ► Best things in life are not the materials that you want, but the people who stick to your side in every minute of your life.

3553 ► Every kindness done to others is a kindness done to God. People with a heart for God have a heart for people.

3554 ► One great deed doesn't define who we are; it's the little good things we do to others day by day that matters. People may not notice but God does.

3555 ► A turtle once said: "No matter how heavy my bearings are, it's God's choice to make me carry the luggage. For it is the only way I will be protected

3556 ► A brand new day... Good morning!

3557 ► Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.

3558 ► Good morning sunshine!

3559 ► Good morning EVERYONE!

3560 ► A lovely good morning to you.

3561 ► Sunrise has never failed us yet. Good morning!

3562 ► Good morning... Shhh! Looks like the rest are still sleeping.

3563 ► Good morning sweethearts!

3564 ► Good morning my love xox

3565 ► Good morning friends and followers!

3566 ► Hi! And good morning! Have a wonderful day.

3567 ► You make me smile. Good morning.

3568 ► You are the reason I have good mornings!

3569 ► Coffee is the reason I have good mornings!

3570 ► Hello friends, I hope you have a good morning.

3571 ► Good morning from beautiful me!

3572 ► Good morning, my dear love!

3573 ► Hugs! For a beary good morning.

3574 ► Good morning! Have a sunny day!

3575 ► Good morning! Rise and shine!

3576 ► Good morning sleepy head. I love you so much!

3577 ► It's a lovely and rosey good morning!

3578 ► A morning without coffee is sleep. Good morning!

3579 ► It's morning! yippee!

3580 ► Good morning! Just thinking of someone special. YOU!

3581 ► I love to say good morning to you!

3582 ► Good morning, open up the windows and let the sun shine in!

3583 ► Before you wish me a good morning wish me a good coffee!

3584 ► Wishing you a special Good Morning.

3585 ► I don't do mornings. But good morning to you.

3586 ► Counting my blessings. Morning!

3587 ► Good morning beautiful world.

3588 ► Good morning. Let the stress begin.

3589 ► Good morning. I think.

3590 ► Good morning dude!

3591 ► Oh what a beautiful morning.

3592 ► Good morning beautiful universe. Have a blessed and wonderful day.

3593 ► G'day! G'day! Good morning and have a wonderful day.

3594 ► Good morning people! Have a blessed day.

3595 ► Good morning! I am excited to see what today will bring.

3596 ► Good morning! Hoping for a bright and beautiful day.

3597 ► Good morning! Spread positive vibes...Or peanut butter on your toast.

3598 ► Good morning! Top of the world to you!

3599 ► Good morning! May the strenght of three be in your day.

3600 ► Good morning! Hope your today is better than yesterday.

3601 ► Good morning with my family, means good day today.

3602 ► Good morning to all those who are living where it's morning right now, otherwise, good evening to you!

3603 ► Good morning Australia, and good night England.

3604 ► Gooooood Morning Australia!

3605 ► I don't believe I've ever seen this day before. Good morning!

3606 ► May your joys be as bright as the sunrise today. Good morning!

3607 ► This Good morning means I thought of you when I started my day today.

3608 ► Good morning. It's going to be a great day.

3609 ► I love the fresh smell of morning. Good morning all.

3610 ► That moment I wake up and after I put on my make up... Good morning!

3611 ► And I sing "Good morning, good morning, good morning to you!"

3612 ► A good morning is sleeping in with you.

3613 ► A good morning is waking to find you next to me.

3614 ► A good morning is waking up in your arms.

3615 ► A good morning is Saturday morning knowing I can sleep in.

3616 ► There's nothing sweeter than your "Good mornings".

3617 ► There's nothing better than a good morning at home with you.

3618 ► I love my life and every morning is a good morning.

3619 ► When ever I don't have to get up early for work it's a good morning.

3620 ► Taking just a moment to say "Good morning!" is sometimes enough to brighten up someones start to their day.

3621 ► Start with a beautiful morning and you'll end with a beautiful day.

3622 ► Love makes all things beautiful. I love you. Good morning!

3623 ► Good morning this morning!

3624 ► A good morning is a great morning when shared with the one you love.

3625 ► Kisses for a good morning and the whole day through.

3626 ► Good morning. I sing to you in the morning so you can keep my song in your heart during your day.

3627 ► A morning without you would not be a good morning.

3628 ► How good are mornings! I love mornings! Good morning everyone.

3629 ► My darling, you are the GOOD in my good morning.

3630 ► You know it's going to be a good morning when you wake up with cuddles and the sun shining, and are feeling invigorated.

3631 ► There is no where morning does not go. Good morning world.

3632 ► I knew it would be a good morning when I woke up in your arms.

3633 ► Wishing you a fresh and sunny day. Good morning.

3634 ► Wake up every day stronger than yesterday. Good morning!

3635 ► Ooohh Coffee I love you. Good morning!

3636 ► Good morning! I love that moment when you realise you haven't slept in!

3637 ► Good morning. Have a beautiful day ahead.

3638 ► I just wanna say "Good morning!".

3639 ► Good morning! Rise and shine! It's wake up time!

3640 ► What would make it a really good morning is if you were here.

3641 ► Good morning. Good day. Good night.

3642 ► Good morning! It's morning again!

3643 ► A good morning text means you are first on my mind when I wake up.

3644 ► Good morning. Thanks for the wake up call!

3645 ► Good morning. I'm ready to take on this day!

3646 ► Waking up in your arms again. That's what I call a good morning!

3647 ► Waking up to breakfast in bed. That's what I call a good morning!

3648 ► Waking up to your kisses. That's what I call a good morning!

3649 ► Waking up early to realise it's a sunny day. That's what I call a good morning!

3650 ► This morning was a good morning and today will be a good day.

3651 ► Nothing like a good morning to start off a new day!

3652 ► My mornings are good mornings because of the good nights with you.

3653 ► You are the good mornings in my life.

3654 ► I never knew a more good a morning! I love today. Good morning!

3655 ► I realise it's not what I have in my life but who I have in it that's important. Good morning!

3656 ► Good morning sleepy head, get up! Get up! Get out of bed...

3657 ► Good morning! Hello! Hi! How are you?

3658 ► Goooood morning Vietnam! Or wherever you are today.

3659 ► It's too early for good mornings. It's Sunday. Go back to bed!

3660 ► It's too early for good mornings, but you're already on my mind. So, "Good morning!".

3661 ► Now that I've had my second cup of coffee I thought I'd say "Good morning!"

3662 ► Good morning today is going to be amazing!

3663 ► Good morning today is a brand new day. One that we've never lifed before. Let's make it an awesome day!

3664 ► I wish all my mornings were this good!

3665 ► Design and make your own inspirational book. Tell your sister how special she is by sharing quotes or poems and writing your own message on each page

3666 ► "Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."-Pam Brown

3667 ► "The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend." --Cali Rae Turner

3668 ► "There's a special kind of freedom sisters enjoy. Freedom to share innermost thoughts, to ask a favor, to show their true feelings. The freedom to simply be themselves." -Author Unknown

3669 ► "No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she."-Dale V. Atkins

3670 ► "Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." - Amy Li

3671 ► "Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life." --Author Unknown

3672 ► "Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears."--Unknown

3673 ► "The desire to be and have a sister is a primitive and profound one that may have everything or nothing to do with the family a woman is born to. It is a desire to know and be known by someone who shares blood and body, history and dreams." -Elizabeth Fishel

3674 ► "The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation." - Oscar Wilde

3675 ► "We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws." -Rose Macaulay

3676 ► "Just because we're sisters under the skin doesn't mean we've got much in common."--Angela Carter

3677 ► "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." - Unknown

3678 ► "I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends." --David Gallagher

3679 ► "I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed up and pretend that we were chic, sophisticated ladies. And I think that was a great sort of preparation, in a way."--Suzanne Farrell

3680 ► "Only a sister can compare the sleek body that now exists with the chubby body hidden underneath. Only a sister knows about former pimples, failing math, and underwear kicked under the bed." -Laura Tracy

3681 ► "I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" -- Author Unknown

3682 ► "I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve

3683 ► "Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny." -- Frank Outlaw

3684 ► "If a seed of a lettuce will not grow, we do not blame the lettuce. Instead, the fault lies with us for not having nourished the seed properly." - Buddhist proverb

3685 ► "The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind; to train it to the use of its own powers rather than to fill it with the accumulation of others." -- Tyron Edwards

3686 ► "Good teaching is more a giving of right questions than a giving of right answers."

3687 ► "Your role as a leader is even more important than you might imagine. You have the power to help people become winners." --Ken Blanchard

3688 ► "If you want to live more, you must master the art of appreciating the little everyday blessings of life. This is not altogether a golden world but there are countless gleams of gold to be discovered in it." --Henry Alfred Porter

3689 ► "Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, you can achieve." -- Mary Kay Ash

3690 ► "One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done." -- Marie Curie

3691 ► "Every truth has four corners: as a teacher I give you one corner, and it is for you to find the other three." --Confucius

3692 ► "Life is no brief candle for me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." -- George Bernard Shaw

3693 ► "No matter how he may think himself accomplished, when he sets out to learn a new language, science or the bicycle, he has entered a new realm as truly as if he were a child newly born into the world." -- Frances Willard

3694 ► "We should not teach children the sciences but give them a taste for them." -- Jean Jacques Rousseau

3695 ► "Much education today is monumentally ineffective. All too often we are giving young people cut flowers when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants." -- John Gardner

3696 ► "The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind." -- Kahlil Gibran

3697 ► "A very wise old teacher once said: "I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh." He meant that when people laugh together, they cease to be young and old, master and pupils, jailer and prisoners. They become a single group of human beings enjoying its existence." -- Gilbert Highet

3698 ► "To ensure that your work is also a play, I recommend that you develop a personal mission statement. This will help you find what it is to enjoy so much that you lose track of time when you're doing it." -- Ken Blanchard

3699 ► "Each man must look to himself to teach him the meaning of life. It is not something discovered. It is something molded." -- Antoine De Saint-Exupery

3700 ► "It is not what is poured into a student that counts but what is planted." -Linda Conway

3701 ► "The greatest sign of a success for a teacher...is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." -- Maria Montessori

3702 ► "There is in every child a painstaking teacher so skillful that he obtains identical results in all children in all parts of the world. The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one teaches them anything." --Maria Montessori

3703 ► "We learn by example and by direct experience because there are real limits to the adequacy of verbal instruction." -- Malcom Gladwell

3704 ► "You must train the children to their studies in a playful manner and without any air of constraint with the further object of discerning more readily the natural bent of their respective characters." -- Plato

3705 ► "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything." -- Mary Hemingway

3706 ► "As you begin changing your thinking, start immediately to change your behavior. Begin to act the part of the person you would like to become. Take action on your behavior. Too many people want to feel, then take action. This never works." -- John C. Maxwell

3707 ► "Education is not the filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire." --William Butler Yeats

3708 ► "If a child is to keep alive his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, the excitement, and the mystery of the world we live in." --Rachel Carlson

3709 ► "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theatre." -- Gail Goldwin

3710 ► "No one but us ourselves-no one can and no one way. We ourselves must walk the path, teachers merely show the way." -- Nancy Wilson Ross

3711 ► "There are two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there." -- Indira Gandhi

3712 ► "One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child." -- Carl Jung

3713 ► "Every time you wake up and ask yourself, "What good things am I going to do today?," remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it takes a part of your life with it." --Indian proverb

3714 ► "Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it." -- William Haley

3715 ► "It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge." -- Albert Einstein

3716 ► "Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired." -- Mother Theresa

3717 ► "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

3718 ► "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." -- Benjamin Franklin

3719 ► "I challenge you to make your life like a masterpiece. I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach, who walk their talk."-- Anthony Robbins

3720 ► "A hundred years from now, it will not matter what kind of car I drove, what kind of house I lived in, how much money I had in the bank...but the world may be a better place because I made a difference in the life of a child." -- Forest Witcraft

3721 ► "Awareness is something that is very important. And you say that it looks impossible to become what we really are, to be authentic, to be ourselves again. But I will tell you that it is much more difficult to try to be what we are not."--Don Miguel Ruiz

3722 ► "To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."-- Emily Dickinson

3723 ► "Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures."-- John F. Kennedy

3724 ► "Hope is the destination that we seek. Love is the road that leads to hope. Courage is the motor that drives us. We travel out of darkness into faith."-- Dean Koontz

3725 ► "You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers. In every moment of our existence, we are in that field of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices."--Deepak Chopra

3726 ► "Success is not rightly measured by the worldly standards of wealth, prestige and power. None of these bestow happiness unless they are rightly used. To use them rightly one must possess wisdom and love for God and man."-- Unknown

3727 ► "The important thing is not to stop questioning."-- Albert Einstein

3728 ► "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

3729 ► Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. Oliver Wendell Holmes

3730 ► A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore

3731 ► Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. Benjamin Franklin

3732 ► To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. Thomas B. Aldrich

3733 ► Youth is wasted on the young. George Bernard Shaw

3734 ► A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

3735 ► None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. Henry David Thoreau

3736 ► We are always the same age inside. Gertrude Stein

3737 ► I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. Elizabeth Arden

3738 ► We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves. May L. Becker

3739 ► We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Emily Dickinson

3740 ► Age does not matter if the matter does not age. Carlos Pena Romulo

3741 ► Grow old with me the best is yet to come. Robert Browning

3742 ► A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. Charles M. Schulz

3743 ► Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles M Schultz

3744 ► Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz

3745 ► I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz

3746 ► If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. Charles M. Schulz

3747 ► Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz

3748 ► Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig

3749 ► Youth has no age. Pablo Picasso

3750 ► One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young. Dorothy Canfield Fisher

3751 ► Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. George William Curtis

3752 ► Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

3753 ► Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character. Ralph Berry

3754 ► Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Henry Ford

3755 ► As we advance in life it becomes more and more difficult, but in fighting the difficulties the inmost strength of the heart is developed. Vincent van Gogh

3756 ► Relish love in our old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating. Leo Buscaglia

3757 ► Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. Jeanne Moreau

3758 ► You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns

3759 ► By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. George Burns

3760 ► Does age poison us, or do we poison age? Astrid Alauda

3761 ► Don't just count your years, make your years count. Ernest Meyers

3762 ► From the middle of life onward, only he remains vitally alive who is ready to die with life. Carl Jung

3763 ► Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get. Keith Richards

3764 ► How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Satchel Paige

3765 ► If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older. Abraham Sutzkever

3766 ► Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. Fred Astaire

3767 ► Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked. Pearl S Buck

3768 ► Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. Martin Buxbaum

3769 ► When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. Marty Bucella

3770 ► I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. Albert Einstein

3771 ► To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. Bonstettin

3772 ► You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. Marcus T Cicero

3773 ► The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson

3774 ► You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. Bonnie Prudden

3775 ► The old, like children, talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own. Eugene O'Nei

3776 ► Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."-Pam Brown

3777 ► "This is the best feeling ever. Having my sister on the team makes it even better."-Becky Novacek

3778 ► Through humour, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby

3779 ► Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across: If you get too serious, you could die of starch. Cyndi Lauper

3780 ► Humour is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. Taki

3781 ► Humour is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx

3782 ► Humour is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain

3783 ► Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. Roman Gary

3784 ► Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. James Thurber

3785 ► Humour is the instinct for taking pain playfully. Max Eastman

3786 ► Comedy is acting out optimism. Robin Williams

3787 ► You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favourite chair and stays as long as it wants. Stephen King

3788 ► Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov

3789 ► Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. Washington Irving

3790 ► A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. Raymond Hitchcock

3791 ► If I had no sense of humour, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mahatma Gandhi

3792 ► Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

3793 ► A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. Benny Green

3794 ► A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. Leopold Stokowski

3795 ► After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. Aldous Huxley

3796 ► Ah music. A magic beyond all we do here. J. K. Rowling

3797 ► Alas for those that never sing, but die with all their music in them. Oliver Wendell

3798 ► Sometimes you need to walk alone just to know you can.

3799 ► Sometimes doing the right thing means you will have to stand alone. But it won't be for long.

3800 ► Good friends won't let you do stupid things alone.

3801 ► A little alone time never hurt anybody.

3802 ► With friends like mine, I rarely feel alone.

3803 ► Good friends won't let you attend special events alone.

3804 ► If you don't want this dance, I'll happily dance alone.

3805 ► I may be alone, but I'm on the road to somewhere beautiful.

3806 ► Let me be the one who never leaves you all alone.

3807 ► Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room?

3808 ► I wish we never met because I have felt so alone since you left.

3809 ► When you're forced to stand alone, you realise what you have in you.

3810 ► Alone with you. Alone with me.

3811 ► I plan on making being alone look good!

3812 ► Honestly, some alone time will not hurt you.

3813 ► The next time you're feeling lonely, remember a caterpiller does need time alone before it can emerge as a butterfly.

3814 ► Once you have the courage to do something new on your own, you start to realise you're capable of anything.

3815 ► If you want to be strong, learn to fight alone.

3816 ► Sometimes I need some time out, to figure out what direction I want to head in next.

3817 ► I need some moments in life alone, just for me.

3818 ► Feelings are just feelings and feelings can change, but right now I'm feeling I need some time on my own, alone.

3819 ► Let's catch up again after we have both spent some time alone to sort through our own feelings.

3820 ► 204 countries, 6 billion people, and yet I am all alone.

3821 ► When I say I need some time alone, please don't interrupt me with a dozen text messages, please respect my need for a little time out.

3822 ► Yes I am single. No I am not lonely. I am simply enjoying the freedom of being on my own.

3823 ► I hate when my best friend is not in class and I'm left alone with all these crazy kids!

3824 ► Best friends stay, even when you ask to be left alone.

3825 ► It's beautiful to be alone. To be alone does not need to mean you are lonely.

3826 ► Standing alone doesn't mean I'm alone, it means I'm strong enough to handle things all by myself.

3827 ► One day I hope I'll reach what I'm searching for. Until then I'll walk alone.

3828 ► It doesn't take much to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.

3829 ► If two people are happy together, then leave them alone.

3830 ► She makes being alone look pretty!

3831 ► Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

3832 ► If I can't have you I'd rather be alone.

3833 ► I'll come back, after a little alone time.

3834 ► It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

3835 ► We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.

3836 ► Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we are not alone.

3837 ► Just a little time alone, feels so good.

3838 ► I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

3839 ► You're never going to be alone again, from this moment on.

3840 ► You think you're alone, but you're not the only one.

3841 ► I just want to turn off my phone and spend some time alone.

3842 ► Alone, but happy.

3843 ► I like being alone. Not lonely, just alone.

3844 ► That moment when you're all alone... AND YOU LOVE IT!

3845 ► It's easy to stand with the crowd; it takes courage to stand alone.

3846 ► There's nothing like time alone to clear your head.

3847 ► If you're lonely and you know it clap your hands. Clap! Clap!

3848 ► What's it gonna take for you to leave me alone?

3849 ► When you have a sister you never feel alone.

3850 ► Why can't you just leave me alone? You're the reason I'm in so much pain.

3851 ► I fear that I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life... And I don't want to settle in order not to be.

3852 ► I mostly just hate to sleep alone.

3853 ► Trust me, I just need a little time out.

3854 ► Being lonely isn't having no one around, it's the feeling that there is no one around who cares.

3855 ► This is the meaning of love: We are never alone.

3856 ► I always feel alone when you go away.

3857 ► Not one to sit at home alone. I'm going to get out and date myself today!

3858 ► Another warm day, alone and enjoying the sunshine.

3859 ► It must be time for some alone time!

3860 ► I am overdue for some me time and the chance to relax alone.

3861 ► I just need a little time alone to recharge.

3862 ► When I'm alone I feel at peace.

3863 ► I'm thinking I might have a problem since this is not the first time I've found myself drinking alone.

3864 ► I don't mind being alone, I don't like feeling lonely though.

3865 ► How could I ever feel lonely with so many amazing friends?

3866 ► Because of family I never feel lonely for any length of time.

3867 ► When you're all alone I hope you truly know how bad I wanna be there.

3868 ► I always come up with something brilliant after a little time spent alone.

3869 ► At the end of the day, I enjoy relaxing alone.

3870 ► When someone says they need some time alone, please listen and give that person the chance to sort out whatever they need to do on their own.

3871 ► Don't stress when I ask for a little alone time. I just need a few moments from time to time to unwind in my own company.

3872 ► When I ask for alone time, it's not about you, or anything you have done. It's about me needing some time for myself.

3873 ► Sometimes it's boring and lonely with just my own company.

3874 ► I'm smiling: that alone should scare you!

3875 ► I will dance alone in the rain if it seems like fun at the time!

3876 ► Good music is good no matter what kind of music it is. Miles Davis

3877 ► He who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. Robert Browning

3878 ► He who sings scares away his woes. Cervantes

3879 ► I think I should have no other mortal wants if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. George Bernard Shaw

3880 ► There's music in the sighing of a reed; there's music in the gushing of a rill; there's music in all things, if men had ears. Their earth is but an echo of the spheres. Lord Byron

3881 ► Truly to sing, that is a different breath. Rainer Maria Rilke

3882 ► We need magic, and bliss, and power, myth, and celebration and religion in our lives, and music is a good way to encapsulate a lot of it. Jerry Garcia

3883 ► At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato

3884 ► Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Robert Frost

3885 ► Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. George Bernard Shaw

3886 ► Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. Eric Fromm

3887 ► Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. Jean Anouilh

3888 ► Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here. Marianne Williamson

3889 ► One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life - that word is love. Sophocles

3890 ► People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. Douglas Yates

3891 ► The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. Victor Hugo

3892 ► There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche

3893 ► There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not. -La Rochefoucauld

3894 ► There is no remedy for love but to love more. Thoreau

3895 ► They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love. William Shakespeare

3896 ► To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu

3897 ► Where there is love there is life. Gandhi

3898 ► Who, being loved, is poor? Oscar Wilde

3899 ► Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life. Joseph Conrad

3900 ► It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. ~ Isaac Asimov

3901 ► Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. ~ James R. Cook

3902 ► A pearl is a beautiful thing that is produced by an injured life. It is the tear [that results] from the injury of the oyster. The treasure of our being in this world is also produced by an injured life. If we had not been wounded, if we had not been injured, then we will not produce the pearl.

3903 ► Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~ Confucius.

3904 ► Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. ~ Lance Armstrong

3905 ► Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. ~ St. Francis of Assisi

3906 ► What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? ~ Robert Schuller

3907 ► A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. ~ Chinese Proverb

3908 ► The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

3909 ► Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. ~ Author Unknown

3910 ► If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. ~ E. Joseph Cossman

3911 ► Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do, than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. ~ Mark Twain

3912 ► Fall seven times, stand up eight. ~ Japanese proverb

3913 ► The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can change his life by changing his attitude of mind. ~ William James

3914 ► Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ~ Thomas Edison

3915 ► You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

3916 ► Accept challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. ~ George S. Patton

3917 ► Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget about everything except what you're going to do now - and do it. ~ William Durant

3918 ► Minds are like parachutes, they function only when open. ~ Unknown Author

3919 ► Pursue, keep up with, circle round and round your life, as a dog does his master's chaise. Do what you love. Know your own bone; gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still. ~ Thoreau

3920 ► I walk slowly, but I never walk backward. ~ Abraham Lincoln

3921 ► Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

3922 ► When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us. ~ Alexander Graham Bell

3923 ► There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~ Albert Einstein

3924 ► Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers

3925 ► To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. ~ Oscar Wilde

3926 ► The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

3927 ► Babies are such a nice way to start people - Don Herrold

3928 ► It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money - Elinor Goulding Smith

3929 ► Labour doesn't end when the baby is born - that's when it begins - Anonymous

3930 ► A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other - Ronald Knox

3931 ► I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends - Douglas Feaver

3932 ► People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one - Leo J. Burke

3933 ► Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out - Matthew Broderick

3934 ► Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us - Jerry Seinfeld

3935 ► Families with babies and families without babies, both feel sorry for each other - Ed How (paraphrased)

3936 ► There is only one most beautiful child in the world and every mother has it

3937 ► There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings - Hodding Carter Jr.

3938 ► You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up - Anonymous

3939 ► Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories - John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester

3940 ► The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents - John J. Plomp

3941 ► A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often - Anonymous

3942 ► If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children" - Susan Savannah

3943 ► Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective - P J O'Rourke

3944 ► There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it - Monta Crane

3945 ► You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance - Franklin P. Jones

3946 ► Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children - George Bernard Shaw

3947 ► Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve - Roger Lewin

3948 ► The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed - Anonymous

3949 ► Definition of a boy : a noise with dirt on it - From Not Your Average Dictionary

3950 ► The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent - Mel Lazarus

3951 ► I am fond of children - except boys - Lewis Carroll

3952 ► Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too - Lionel Kaufman

3953 ► Never have children, only grandchildren - Gore Vidal

3954 ► Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home - Phyllis Diller

3955 ► Children are one third of our population and all of our future - From the Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

3956 ► If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm - Bruce Barton

3957 ► Nature gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers - William Galvin (paraphrased)

3958 ► Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years - Anonymous

3959 ► When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years - Josh Billings

3960 ► I am not young enough to know everything - Oscar Wilde

3961 ► The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another - Quentin Crisp

3962 ► Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it - Bob Phillips

3963 ► A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone - Anonymous

3964 ► There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure - Anonymous

3965 ► A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does - Lewis B. Hershey

3966 ► Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it - Haim Ginott

3967 ► The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left - Jerry M. Wright

3968 ► After 30, your body has a mind of its own - Anonymous

3969 ► Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle - Bob Hope

3970 ► Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms - Georges Clemenceau

3971 ► Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart - Caryn Leschen

3972 ► Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net - Franklin Adams

3973 ► By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out - Anonymous

3974 ► Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier - Dan Bennett

3975 ► The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it - Doris Day

3976 ► Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened - Jennifer Yane

3977 ► Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old - Jonathan Swift (paraphrased)

3978 ► Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes

3979 ► Men do not quit playing because they grow old - they grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes

3980 ► Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young - Theodore Roosevelt

3981 ► Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest - Larry Lorenzoni

3982 ► There is still no cure for the common birthday - John Glenn

3983 ► If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself - Anonymous

3984 ► Age is a high price to pay for maturity - Tom Stoppard

3985 ► Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act - Truman Capote

3986 ► You're only as old as you feel - Anonymous

3987 ► You're only as old as the girl that you feel - Groucho Marx

3988 ► Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional - Chili Davis

3989 ► You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely - Ogden Nash

3990 ► We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it - Frank Howard Clark

3991 ► There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward - John Mortimer

3992 ► You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred - Woody Allen

3993 ► It is better to wear out than to rust out - Bishop Richard Cumberland

3994 ► People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit - George Burns

3995 ► Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain

3996 ► Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been - Mark Twain

3997 ► Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician - Anonymous

3998 ► I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past - Robert Brault

3999 ► Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself - Tom Wilson

4000 ► No man is ever old enough to know better - Holbrook Jackson

4001 ► I am old enough to see how little I have done in so much time, and how much I have to do in so little - Sheila Kaye-Smith

4002 ► An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her - Agatha Christie

4003 ► Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone - Jim Fiebig

4004 ► Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips - John Wagner

4005 ► Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up - John Wagner

4006 ► I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast - Anonymous

4007 ► First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down - Leo Rosenberg

4008 ► As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two - Sir Norman Wisdom

4009 ► Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative - Maurice Chevalier

4010 ► Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many - Anonymous

4011 ► Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes - Anonymous

4012 ► Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

4013 ► The idea is to die young as late as possible - Ashley Montagu

4014 ► A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams - John Barrymore

4015 ► None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm - Henry David Thoreau

4016 ► And finally, if you will permit - one of my own quotations: You know you're getting old when all the celebrities you once fancied as a teenager start dropping dead - Myself

4017 ► Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein -(1

4018 ► Everyone will have their own views on people & how they lead there life's. Personally I think its non of any ones business how u choose 2 live your own life. -(2

4019 ► People rarely buy what they need. They buy what they want. - Seth Godin -(3

4020 ► Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. - Oscar Wilde -(4

4021 ► If you always do what you always done, you will always get what you always got. If you want things that you never got, you must do things you have never done! -(5

4022 ► If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. -(6

4023 ► I want to be alone ., don't disturb me ,

4024 ► In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~ Albert Camus

4025 ► Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. ~ Richard L. Evans

4026 ► If you're going through Hell, keep going. ~ Winston Churchill

4027 ► Issue a blanket pardon. Forgive everyone who has ever hurt you in any way. Forgiveness is a perfectly selfish act. It sets you free from the past. ~ Brian Tracey

4028 ► Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting. ~ Napoleon Hill

4029 ► Never react emotionally to criticism. Analyze yourself to determine whether it is justified. If it is, correct yourself. Otherwise, go on about your business. ~ Norman Vincent Peale

4030 ► What people do or have is there life & business. If people would worry about there self and not others , this world would be better off. Just saying!! -(15

4031 ► Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

4032 ► To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart. - Sr. Thomas Watson

4033 ► Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight Eisenhower

4034 ► We generate fears while we sit. We over come them by action. Fear is natures way of warning us to get busy. - Dr. Henry Link

4035 ► If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours. - Ray Kroc

4036 ► The first one gets the oyster the second gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

4037 ► Success isn't about how much money you make, it's about the difference you make in people's lives.

4038 ► The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. -

4039 ► Change is not a threat, it's an opportunity. Survival is not the goal, transformative success is. - Seth Godin

4040 ► If you change the way you look at things. The things you look at will change. -

4041 ► I am a great believer in luck, and i find the harder i work the more i have of it.

4042 ► Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

4043 ► my business isn't your business, so unless you're my thong, don't be up my arse -(28

4044 ► People don't believe what you tell them. They rarely believe what you show them. They often believe what their friends tell them. They always believe what they tell themselves. - Seth Godin

4045 ► Long-range planning works best in the short term. - Doug Evelyn

4046 ► Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

4047 ► The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission of ideas of enthusiasm. - Thomas J. Watson

4048 ► To win without risk is to triumph without glory. - Pierre Corneille

4049 ► There's no shortage of remarkable ideas, what's missing is the will to execute them. - Seth Godin

4050 ► Where I go, what I do, & who I do is MY business. Where you go, what you do, & who you do is YOUR business. I'LL MIND MY BUSINESS, YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4051 ► You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

4052 ► Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were. - David Rockefeller

4053 ► The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. - Carlos Castaneda

4054 ► People NEED to mind their own business and 2. People NEED to keep other peoples names out their mouths Less drama that way..

4055 ► You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose. - Dr. Seuss

4056 ► Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

4057 ► Careful of how you treat others on the way up the ladder of success. Because when you fall, and you will, you're going to meet them on the way back down.

4058 ► ou must either modify your dreams or magnify your skills. - Jim Rohn

4059 ► It's not about ideas, It's about making ideas happen.

4060 ► Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison

4061 ► Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right! - Henry Ford

4062 ► The best business in the line of business is your own business, if you have no business, make it your business, to leave other people's business alone.

4063 ► Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

4064 ► Great people talk about ideas, medium people talk about themselves & small people talk about others.

4065 ► Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

4066 ► Business in a combination of War and sport. - Andre Maurois

4067 ► A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts. - Richard Branson

4068 ► reject the insurance model. I think we should have a free-market approach to healthcare.

4069 ► For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.

4070 ► I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it.

4071 ► Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience is what you get from not reading it.

4072 ► My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didn't know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother.

4073 ► Insurance business is about promises and trust. It is about delivering to the customer in times of need and if this cannot be imbibed in a professional neither him nor the industry will succeed.

4074 ► Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

4075 ► Today, Medicare provides health insurance to about 40 million seniors and disabled individuals each year. The number is only expected to grow as the baby boomers begin retiring.

4076 ► Markets are as old as the crossroads. But capitalism, as we know it, is only a few hundred years old, enabled by cooperative arrangements and technologies, such as the joint-stock ownership company, shared liability insurance, double-entry bookkeeping.

4077 ► I basically believe the medical insurance industry should be nonprofit, not profit-making. There is no way a health reform plan will work when it is implemented by an industry that seeks to return money to shareholders instead of using that money to provide health care.

4078 ► What do you know about insurance fraud?" I knew discussions of it were not likely to lead to sex

4079 ► Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

4080 ► Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.

4081 ► People who respond to the emoticons are the ones who care for the relationship most.

4082 ► Never tell your friends all what goes on with your relationship. That should be between you and that person only.

4083 ► Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

4084 ► We'll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the end we end up together, then we'll know it was meant to be.

4085 ► ou're my motivation, you're my inspiration, you're my present, you're my future, you're my best friend, you're my lover, like you there's no other! I Love you

4086 ► If your asking if I need you the answer is forever. If your asking if ill leave you the answer is never. If your asking if I love you, I do.

4087 ► A Perfecft Relationship Is when You Fight Like A Married Couple Talk Like Best Frnd

4088 ► I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a world of misery.

4089 ► No relationship is perfect. You just have to know in your heart of hearts that the person you are with is truly worth fighting for no matter what.

4090 ► You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?

4091 ► The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never want you.

4092 ► Don't push your relationship with a person too hard, if its meant to be then it will happen.

4093 ► There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know, but have to learn, people we love, but have to let go of.

4094 ► EGO is the only thing that needs no reason to destroy relationships... so skip the E and let it GO...!

4095 ► I will never say I regret u or I wish I never met u. Coz once upon a time, u were exactly what I wanted

4096 ► Men fall in love by what they see, women fall in love by what they hear. That is why women wear make-up, and that is why men lie.

4097 ► Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole so a little anger or ego can burn up all the nobility of a good relation be good with everyone.

4098 ► It's just hard to think I'll never get the chance to say you're mine.

4099 ► I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"

4100 ► I sit here and wonder if you'll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.

4101 ► I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight.

4102 ► The Moment of Truth: When you decide if your going to hang on, or if your going to just be done with everything and move on.

4103 ► Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: they chase each other, tease each other, and knock heather over, but can't live without one another <3 br="">
4104 ► A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for one another...

4105 ► To love without condition, to talk without intention, listen without judging, to give without reason and to care without expectation. - art of true relationship

4106 ► my relationship status is no longer "Single" but "Independently Owned & Operated" :)~

4107 ► "The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes u complete...!

4108 ► 1 Universe. 9 planets. 204 countries. 809 islands. 7 seas. 800 billion people...and you're still, and always will be, the only one i want.

4109 ► 100% of the people that talk shit about your life, have shittier lives than you.

4110 ► 1st time I met u:Lost train of thought 1st time I looked in ur eyes:Forgot how to breathe 1st time u kissed me:My heart skipped a beat And still does every time

4111 ► 3 Once you really love someone.. You can never get rid of that feeling. Even if you wanted to(:

4112 ► 3 things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after its said, the MOMENT after its missed, and the TIME after its gone.

4113 ► A final "FULL STOP" is Much better than those Painful "SEMI COLONS" in a Relationship..!!

4114 ► A Jewish kid asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad says.. 'Nine dollars?! What do you want eight dollars for??'

4115 ► A REAL MAN doesn't love 1,000 different women. A REAL MAN loves ONE woman 1,000 different ways

4116 ► After all we all are stories in the end.

4117 ► Attention is to drama as oxygen is to fire.

4118 ► Bad decisions become good stories

4119 ► Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

4120 ► Being in love isn't easy, it's full of Heartbreak and happiness, Joy and Loss. When you decide to remain together after everything, you've found true love.

4121 ► Being tough is easy. Being vulnerable is hard.

4122 ► Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into someone's vagina.

4123 ► Date someone because you already see a future, not because you want to see if you would work out.

4124 ► Dear 4th Grader, Your relationship status is "It's complicated"..what'd he do? Take your animal crackers?

4125 ► Dear iTunes and Adobe, Would it not be more time efficient to just tell us when you are NOT updating?

4126 ► Don't be mad because I don't give a f*ck, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.

4127 ► Don't take your relationship for granted .. u never know, someone somewhere must be dying to take your place.

4128 ► Don't try to change people,just love them for what they are

4129 ► even try anything to do for the person.

4130 ► Ever since the first time I saw you, I knew you were someone I could always love. Now... every time I look at you, I know I always will.

4131 ► Everyone Shows More Love & Care In The Beginning Of Any Relationship But No One Maintains It Till The Last?.

4132 ► Family accepts your faults, understands your concerns (whether they agree with them or not), respects you for who you are and doesn't shut you out.

4133 ► Finally understands what true love is all about and finally knows what it means to truly be loved by someone so amazing!!

4134 ► Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

4135 ► Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

4136 ► Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.

4137 ► He tells me I'm beautiful at my worst. Tells me dinner was great when a lil burnt. Hugs me after an argument so I know things are alright. Thank God he is mine.

4138 ► I can't remember exactly when I fell in love with you, but I do know it was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love you, baby! <3 br="">
4139 ► I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name.

4140 ► I don't know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to cause you pain or being in pain because you can't love someone.

4141 ► I have never been happier, than I am with my man, and those that try to cause drama, well they Just make us realize the love we have is stronger:)

4142 ► I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me.

4143 ► i love you for who you were yesterday, i love you for who you are today, and i will love you for who you will be tomorrow.

4144 ► I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day.

4145 ► I want a relationship where everyone is like: "Damn, they're still together?"

4146 ► I wonder how many times we forgive just because we don't want to lose someone. Even if they don't deserve forgiveness..:))

4147 ► I..will accept you for who u are..be there for you when u need me the most..and most importantly..wont leave your side..no matter what..

4148 ► I'd rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us" instead of the usual, "I dunno, it's whatever you wanna do."

4149 ► IF it is meant to be, it WILL find its way...

4150 ► If someone tells you they love you, open up the Bible to I Corinthians 13:4-8 and see if their actions line up with the definition of love

4151 ► If the way you talk to someone isn't the same as the way you talk about them, perhaps you should do neither.

4152 ► if things are meant to be they will find a way of happening, if they aren't happening then you haven't found who you are meant to be with.

4153 ► If you are in a relationship. Flirting is CHEATING.

4154 ► If you cannot love yourself, you don't even know the taste of love or what love means.

4155 ► It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.

4156 ► It's hard not to love someone when he's all you ever think about.

4157 ► It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember...

4158 ► It's not how much money u have, what kind of car or truck u drive, or even what kind of house u live in! It's how u treat your lady that makes her fall for u!

4159 ► Its weird how fast 'telling the truth' turns into 'talking shit' when someone does something shitty.

4160 ► Just because I disagree with you on something doesn't mean I love or respect you any less, you ain't always gonna agree with people you meet.

4161 ► Learn The Wisdom Of Compromise.

4162 ► Life goes on with or without you!

4163 ► Lost time is never found again.

4164 ► Love and forgiveness cannot be separated. To truly love, you must forgive. To truly forgive, you must love. Forgive and move forward to a life of true love!!

4165 ► Love is when you need that special someone to tell you that they love you. True love is when all they have to do is look at that special way and you just know.

4166 ► Money can't buy happiness, but it can steal someone elses.

4167 ► My ex always look so good when I run into her, but no amount of hot can cover up crazy.

4168 ► Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.

4169 ► Relations are not exams so y cheat

4170 ► Relationships are for honest people, if you're not honest, you don't belong in any relationship !!!

4171 ► Relationships are made BY Heart NOT by force.

4172 ► Right or ?Wrong doesn't ??exist! When u have a ??CONFIDENCE.?????????

4173 ► Smile and let everyone know that today, you?re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

4174 ► Some promises are always unbroken..some memories are always unwritten..feelthe magic of true relation n u will realize that true feelings are always unspoken...

4175 ► Someone asked me,"Are you Single?" I said, "NO, I am in a relationship with FREEDOM."

4176 ► Sometime you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life

4177 ► Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.

4178 ► Sometimes someone comes in your life then leaves and something brings them back in. There has to be a reason. Don't question it just be thankful and enjoy it.

4179 ► Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

4180 ► Sometimes you can end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn't care about losing you.

4181 ► The best feeling in the world is when I crawl into bed, lay my head on your chest get comfy listening to your heart beating & fall asleep in your arms! Ily

4182 ► The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

4183 ► The hardest things to get are usually the easiest to lose.

4184 ► The Most Powerful Words In Relationships>> It's Not "I LOVE U" Not "I AM WITH U" Not "I WOULD DIE 4 U" It's Simply "I CAN UNDERSTAND U".

4185 ► The Pain Never Leave us.

4186 ► The person who makes you happiest is also the person who can hurt you the most.

4187 ► The right guy will tell you you're BEAUTIFUL even when you truly look a mess...and will find your WEIRD habits absolutely adorable...

4188 ► The total number of commercials I watch before online videos is roughly equal to the total number of commercials I USED to watch on TV.

4189 ► The unexpected is always the best thing ever. And when it is right, it is right. Doesn't matter the time or situation. It's just right!

4190 ► They say when you love something and let it go and if it comes back its yours. Well you came back so I guess that means I get to keep you. I love you

4191 ► Thinking holds what you feel,feeling drives what we think.

4192 ► Third person never creates misunderstanding between two people, but misunderstanding between two people create space for third person!!!!

4193 ► To love is nothing, to be loved is something. To love and be loved in return is everything.

4194 ► True love isn't something you find when you're looking for it, it's something that finds you when you need it the most

4195 ► True love, is when 24hrs apart, seems like an eternity!

4196 ► Trust is the biggest form of human relationships, it might take a life time to earn and a second to loose.

4197 ► wants that special one to know that even though we cant be together at this point in time, you are still the only one for me, you are always on my mind.<3 br="">
4198 ► We Have To Leave The Pain..

4199 ► We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.Some lessons are painful, some are painless.. but, all are priceless. ?

4200 ► What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

4201 ► What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

4202 ► When a heart is true, there's no need for words; because even in silence, love can be heard

4203 ► When I first met you,I didn't realize you would be my true love, become my rescuer and my best friend. Now here we are as husband and wife. God gave me u! ily!

4204 ► When you REALLY love someone it will show because no matter what goes on it'll keep you together stronger than ever. True love stands its ground!!

4205 ► Why are people so hostile on status stalker? We're all here for the same reason, to steal people's ideas and pretend they're our own.. We got something in common. Stop being assholes lol

4206 ► Wow, That guy in the skinny jeans looks super sexy and manly! Said no one ever.

4207 ► You are Responsible for your own Happiness. If you Expect Others to make you Happy, chances are you'll always end up Disappointed.

4208 ► You can close your eyes to hide the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to hide the things you don't want to feel.

4209 ► You can't just cling on to something because it's familiar.

4210 ► You deserve to be with someone who doesn't make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

4211 ► Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like saying sorry for being real. If someone really wants to be in your life, they will make an effort for it.

4212 ► Don't expect anything from the person, your not.

4213 ► It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

4214 ► If you want to know if someone truly loves you, watch what they do, not what they say.

4215 ► The leading cause of depression is reality.

4216 ► Too many tears have run down my cheek, too many times my heart has been broken, too many scars lie upon my heart. Yet somehow I'm still smiling thru the pain...

4217 ► Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

4218 ► I don't give up...but sometimes the game is just over. Breakup Status

4219 ► Today does not signify an ending to a chapter. It signifies the beginning of a new book.

4220 ► Sometimes the hardest decision to make is the one that is best for you. But in the end you have to trust your heart to do what is right.

4221 ► i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

4222 ► Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

4223 ► I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends. Breakup Status

4224 ► Nothing last forever.

4225 ► I hope you're doing fine all alone.

4226 ► Knows one day you'll realize that what you threw away wasn't trash...but a neglected treasure.

4227 ► There comes a time when walking away is the best for everyone. Breakup Status

4228 ► I hope we meet again.

4229 ► I wish you werent in my dreams.

4230 ► One day they'll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.

4231 ► It's not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..

4232 ► Wrong person time to break up!!

4233 ► How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode. Breakup Status

4234 ► Is single and you're gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you're gonna change it!

4235 ► If you can't save relationship, At least save your pride.

4236 ► I would rather die of love than let love die.

4237 ► I don't want to be needed, I need to be wanted

4238 ► An eye with dust and a heart with trust always cries... Breakup Status

4239 ► Just give me time and I'll get over you.

4240 ► A friendship that can end never really began !

4241 ► Love Is My Favourite Mistake

4242 ► I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

4243 ► The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

4244 ► If you cant save the relationship, at least save your pride.

4245 ► Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

4246 ► A broken promise is as good as a lie .

4247 ► I was born without you, so I can live without you.

4248 ► One day you'll finally see, your biggest mistake was not loving me.

4249 ► What happens when it's time to let go of something you can't live without?

4250 ► I may not be perfect, but I'm always me

4251 ► Bad days call for foods that are bad for your butt. Breakup Status

4252 ► Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

4253 ► Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel

4254 ► When you love someone, even though they hurt you and break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces !!

4255 ► One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it'll be too late.

4256 ► Love hurts when you know it wont last :'(

4257 ► Missing that one person but knows i shouldn't be...

4258 ► I've decided that I will let go. No matter how hard it is at first, it will only get better. Breakup Status

4259 ► Wonders if this will ever get easier...

4260 ► Just give me time and I will get over you.

4261 ► I finally realized, I deserve better. I'm moving on. It's time for a new beginning, without you.

4262 ► Why waste time wanting someone who does not want you? Move on and let them do the same, because you will never find happiness until you let them go.

4263 ► Love is blind, Be careful.

4264 ► I still love him. And here's the worst part. I want him back. - Breakup Status

4265 ► The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.

4266 ► The most pain full memory i have is of when i walked away and you let me leave.

4267 ► Dear Bad Luck ... Let's break up. Breakup Status

4268 ► You'll get through this. And I know it's impossible to believe right now, but it gets better.

4269 ► Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

4270 ► If you can't save the relationship, at least save your pride.

4271 ► Do not walk in front of me I might not follow, do not walk behind me I might not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.

4272 ► I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun. #TrueFriends

4273 ► If someone SERIOUSLY wants to be a part of your life, then they will SERIOUSLY make an effort to be in your life!

4274 ► Friends are like fishes we have to keep long patience to catch them. So, it is better to stay nice, otherwise I will fry you.

4275 ► I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but ill never run out of this: care for you.

4276 ► Thanks to all my friends that made me smile,cheered me up, made me feel happy, when i was upset !!.you all know who you are! I know i have some real friends

4277 ► If you live to be a hundred I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

4278 ► You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job

4279 ► A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.

4280 ► The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity & for the life is friend ship

4281 ► Friends are the roses of life: pick them carefully and avoid the thorns.

4282 ► Don't settle for someone who buys you the world. Settle for someone who is prepared to share that world with you.

4283 ► Isn't lucky, but blessed to have all these people in my life. The best friends, the true friends. The old friends, & the new friends!

4284 ► Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

4285 ► My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

4286 ► Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

4287 ► It takes a long time to grow an old friend. -John Leonard

4288 ► If you open my heart, guess what you are going tp see it is you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

4289 ► It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

4290 ► Sometimes all you can do is stop thinking and see what happens

4291 ► A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

4292 ► Believes that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that is important!!

4293 ► Friendship is a warm feeling which comes from the inner core of the heart it cannot be buy or sell.

4294 ► True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. -Charles Caleb Colton

4295 ► True friends are the people who brighten your smile every time your with them.

4296 ► You don't need to do everything just to be happy..You just need to take care of the person who's making you happy.

4297 ► If we had not spoken to strangers, we would not have had any friends in life at all. Amazing but true.

4298 ► A good way to differentiate love and friendship without you I cannot live is love u must live, I m with u is friendship

4299 ► Best friends will be there through thick and thin and the ups and downs in life. Best Friends will be there to pick you up when you fall.I <3 besties="" br="" my="">
4300 ► It would be easier to cut off my hand than lost you as my friend.

4301 ► Everyone can speak sweet word every one can buy sweet chocolate every one can smell sweet rose but no one can have sweet person like you

4302 ► Poke if u ever had a crush on me. like if u think im a good friend. msg me if you have/want a relationship with me. comment if u,ve ever had good memories w/ me

4303 ► If your scared of looking behind you, afraid of seeing in front of you, then look beside you and I'll be there for you.

4304 ► If you can't accept me at my worst, then you don't deserve to have me at my best.

4305 ► The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

4306 ► A loving memory of your smiling face, a friend like you can never replace, deep in my heart you will always stay, truly remembered ever.

4307 ► Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Happy Friendship Day

4308 ► Friends come and go.Only best friends stay with you and stand by your side no matter what.It don't matter if your B.F.F is a boy/girl, either way they're there

4309 ► When a person can find sorrow behind your smile, words behind your silence, and love behind your anger, you can believe you have found your best friend

4310 ► Friends let you know that you are not alone on the road of life

4311 ► A friend is someone who listens when you speak, understands when you cry and guides you on your way.

4312 ► Relationships cannot survive on LOVE alone. For it to endure, it must be accompanied by HONESTY, TRUST & SACRIFICE.

4313 ► A good friend finds it harder to hold a pencil than to hold a grudge.

4314 ► 10% of conflicts are due to a difference in opinion. 90% is due to a wrong tone of voice

4315 ► I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

4316 ► A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. -Len Wein

4317 ► A soul mate isn't always a boyfriend/girlfriend. It's the person that makes you feel whole when you're together and for me that's my best friend.

4318 ► Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -Albert Camus

4319 ► Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Happy Friendship Day

4320 ► Do not walk in front of me, i may not follow, do not walk behind me, i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend

4321 ► Sometimes it's better to lose the argument than lose the person or the relationship.

4322 ► I am very happy because my friends got some esteem for me and they are always aware of what is happening to me so I always smile at life.

4323 ► A friend is someone who smile when you smile, laugh when you laugh, but hold your hand when you cry.

4324 ► True friends are like diamonds, they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves, they are scattered everywhere. Take care, my diamond.

4325 ► Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. Happy Friendship Day

4326 ► Friendship is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life. It is accepting each other as coal until diamonds are formed with time.

4327 ► Never look back. Never regret. Never remember the people you have met. Never begin. And never end. Never say never when it comes to your friends.

4328 ► No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

4329 ► A single rose can be my garden.. a single friend, my world.

4330 ► The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

4331 ► Never take the ones you love for granted. Forever isn't always as long as you might think.

4332 ► Put ur right hand on left shoulder,left hand on right shoulder. now squeeeezzzeee. that's a hug from me 2 u.X

4333 ► Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

4334 ► Thinks the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do!!

4335 ► Just because I don't always find the time to talk, text, write, e-mail or call you doesn't mean I don't think about you everyday.

4336 ► Even if you are far away, you are always close to my heart. It's good that we are far away because we learn to be patient and wait for each-other.

4337 ► You know me because you met me..you like me because you know me..your my friend because you understand me..and you in my life because you accept me.

4338 ► One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. Happy Friendship Day

4339 ► Friends are going to let you down, its just a fact of life. Its the ones that make up for it that are worth the fight!

4340 ► Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing

4341 ► Don't ever think that you can live without friend. Friend is the best thing in the world.

4342 ► Me without you is like Spongebob without Patrick <3 br="">
4343 ► Friendship is not given it is earned

4344 ► There's no price tag on a best friend.

4345 ► The trouble is not so much dying for a friend, it is finding a friend worth dying for.

4346 ► A good friend is like a computer, me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

4347 ► Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that.

4348 ► A friend would say whats wrong.But a best friend would take a baseball bat and say lets go i got a bigger trunk and no plates

4349 ► A sister walks with you,when the rest of the world walks out on you

4350 ► Friendship is all about three things winning, losing and sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing yourself ego, and sharing joys and sorrows.

4351 ► CHANGE! In life you will find both good and bad. It is up to you to walk away from the bad and search for the good. This applies to Love, Work, Family and Self.

4352 ► Kindness doesn't cost a thing, but its value is priceless..

4353 ► Don't ever believe you're as important to others as they are to you...to some people, you are simply a convenience.

4354 ► You may not be the sharpest crayon in the crayon box, but baby, you're my favorite color (:

4355 ► A true friend doesn't judge you in any way!

4356 ► Friend ship isn't about who you've known the longest its who's been by your side the whole time.

4357 ► True friends are those who care without hesitation, remember without limitation, 4give without any explanation & love even with little communication.

4358 ► Friends are the siblings god forgot to give us.

4359 ► Beware when you are judging you friends, for they maybe judging you first.

4360 ► Every person is a new door to a different world.

4361 ► Just because i don't see what you are doing visually...don't think that i don't know!!!

4362 ► Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

4363 ► When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.

4364 ► Golden rules to feel happy meet a friend, call a friend, talk to your friend, hug a friend, and love a friend.

4365 ► The best thing about me are the friends that i have!!

4366 ► It is not always easy and it does not always bring happiness. But when we do not drop living, why should we drop loving.

4367 ► Friends are like money in the bank, longer you keep them, the more they are worth.

4368 ► One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.

4369 ► A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Happy Friendship Day

4370 ► A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

4371 ► I don't care what anyone says, if things could go back to the way they were, I'd go in less than a heartbeat.

4372 ► Some relationships are like tom and Jerry... they irritate each other... they tease each other.. but they still can't live without each other!

4373 ► I'm the kinda girl that loves t-shirts & jeans,hoodies & flip- flops! I sing in the shower & dance in front of a mirror! I love being me!!

4374 ► Friendship is a incurable diseases which will finish after the death.

4375 ► GAME TIME! Fill in the blanks about me... She is _______! She LOVES _____! She HATES _____! Can't wait to see your answers!

4376 ► A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -Walter Winchell

4377 ► Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think

4378 ► Do you think, tat any one can live without friends? It is impossible. Because friends are the inseparable part of our life.

4379 ► I won't promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live

4380 ► Square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has to ends life has one end but our friendship has no end

4381 ► Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

4382 ► It's a good day today I woke up all by myself without anyone screaming at me to wake up, the phone didn't ring, and no alarm! yep great day.

4383 ► "Being different makes me beautiful".

4384 ► *First day of school* "AHHHHH, I missed you guys!" *walks up to teacher* "Whens the last day of school?"

4385 ► 1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I'll see what I gained.

4386 ► 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I'm single!!!

4387 ► 6 rules to be happy free your heart from hatred free your mind from worries live simply expect less give more & always have me as your friend

4388 ► A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.

4389 ► A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination!

4390 ► A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms. unknown

4391 ► A friend is a friend, Uthman interrupted, and a woman is a woman. You can't have them in one person. The whole world knows that.

4392 ► A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

4393 ► A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her.

4394 ► A girl's prettiest curve is her smile!

4395 ► A good husband makes a good wife.

4396 ► A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front

4397 ► A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future...

4398 ► A relationship is only made for two....but some just forget how to count. Pain is the only thing that's telling me I'm still alive.

4399 ► A room without books is like a body without a soul.

4400 ► A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4401 ► A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it

4402 ► A tear is made of 1 % of water and 99 % feelings

4403 ► A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears. Anne Roiphe

4404 ► A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

4405 ► A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

4406 ► All around is a lie. This is the truth of life.

4407 ► All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness

4408 ► All that I've learned in my life is Cost of health insurance cost's more than health.

4409 ► Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone.

4410 ► Always treat others with respect, compassion & understanding... if that's what you want in return. And "NEVER" be afraid to show love, if you want to be loved<3 br="">
4411 ► As a rule, our minds are sad.

4412 ► As much as you want to plan your life, it has a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than your oriinal planned. That's what we called, God's will...

4413 ► Be FREE like a BIRD.

4414 ► Be your own kind of beautiful.

4415 ► Beautiful life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.

4416 ► Beautiful weather ALWAYS brings beautiful smiles, and they always come from beautiful people.

4417 ► Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself. Coco Chanel

4418 ► Beauty is about living your life and being happy with yourself inside and out and not worrying about what people think of you.

4419 ► beauty is defined by the size of your heart, not jeans! Love should be given to someone's personality, not looks. Decisions should not be made from appearances!

4420 ► Beauty is good when it's on the outside, but what about the inside, it's deep with-in the soul.

4421 ► Beauty is less important than quality.

4422 ► Beauty is not about having the fairest skin or prettiest face. It's about having the purest heart.

4423 ► Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.

4424 ► Beauty is what you make of yourself. Not how you act, how you dress, how you walk, how much makeup you wear. Its how you present yourself!

4425 ► Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.

4426 ► Being glamorous Is not a crime.

4427 ► Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.

4428 ► Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.

4429 ► Believes being single is not about being alone but being free to discover who you are as a person.

4430 ► but by the seeds that you plant.

4431 ► But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.

4432 ► By all means marry. if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosoper...

4433 ► By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.

4434 ► Can't deny that I want you.

4435 ► Close your eyes and see the beauty.

4436 ► Compromising doesn't mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. LOLz

4437 ► Constant work is the law of both the art and life.

4438 ► Despite the advice about choosing your friends wisely, you really cannot choose your friends. They choose you.Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong.

4439 ► Destiny is a matter of choice, not a chance. It's not expected, but created

4440 ► Did I change or did you just stop loving me...

4441 ► Do no fear, for i am with you, do not be dismayed, for i am your God. i will strengthen you and help you; i will uphold you with my righteous right hand...

4442 ► Don't ?r? b???u?? it'? ?v?r, ?mil? b???u?? it happened.

4443 ► Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap

4444 ► Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

4445 ► Don't judge someone's life until you've felt their pain

4446 ► Don't take me for granted. I am not afraid to be alone.

4447 ► Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it won't work.

4448 ► Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. -Anais Nin

4449 ► Early experience is formed due to strong memory.

4450 ► Emptiness feels so heavy.

4451 ► Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date.

4452 ► Even the truth should be periodically awakened.

4453 ► Every question have an answer but somtime that answer again becomes a question.

4454 ► Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger...

4455 ► Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn't.

4456 ► Everyone thinks I have it all but its so empty living behind these walls,

4457 ► Everyone thinks that "I m happy and fine" but look a li'l closer, u will see tears in my eyes.....

4458 ► Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can't make a rainbow without a little rain.

4459 ► Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. Confucius

4460 ► Everything Has Beauty.

4461 ► Feels like going for a walk, alone, in the dark, with nothing but the moon to guide me.

4462 ► Find More Best Tears Status for Whatsapp

4463 ► For ?ll ??d words of t?ngu? and ??n, th? ??dd??t are th???, 'It might have b??n.

4464 ► For me to live means to work.

4465 ► forget the outer beauty, your heart is what makes you beautiful

4466 ► Forgive me for my mistakes, I'm still a kid learning the responsibility of being an adult..

4467 ► Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

4468 ► Fu(k you >--^ __ ^--< this much.

4469 ► Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

4470 ► Hard work is never lost.

4471 ► Have you ever wondered what what hurts you most... Saying something that you wished had not or not saying anything and wish you had???

4472 ► He that seek knowledge from his master rules is own life of eternal perfection.

4473 ► Heaven is not all that far from the hill but the hill is very far away from heaven.

4474 ► How did I go from being so happy, to so sad..

4475 ► How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?

4476 ► I always found the right one on wrong time.

4477 ► I am getting pretty good at holding it together, when all I really want to do is fall apart, construct a wall, and hide from the world.

4478 ► I Am Not Alone, I Am Lonely With Out You.

4479 ► I believe meeting you was fate, and us becoming friends was all part of God's plan for us. Thank you for being one of my best friends

4480 ► I can always pretend I'm okay, but it doesn't mean I don't get hurt..

4481 ► I Close My Eyes & Dream Of A Time When I Wasn't All Alone.

4482 ► I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends

4483 ► I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.

4484 ► I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

4485 ► I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

4486 ► I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.

4487 ► I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.

4488 ► I feel as tho I'm in quicksand trying to get somewhere in my life but the more I try to move the more I sink back into nothingness...

4489 ► I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.

4490 ► I feel like I'm drowning with no one to pull me out of the deep end.

4491 ► I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.

4492 ► I hate being broken. I hate that i cannot go back

4493 ► I hate being the one that causes you this pain..

4494 ► I hate it when you realize that you mean nothing or damn near nothing to someone who means everything to you.

4495 ► I hate letting people into my life coz they always leave.

4496 ► I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.

4497 ► I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, and then you start talking to me like nothing happened !!

4498 ► I hate when people say they miss you, but don't make a effort to speak to you or see you.

4499 ► I have a very good life - I'm lucky enough not to be deprived.

4500 ► I have found that if you love life, life will love you back!!!

4501 ► I have learned that life may not always be easy, but it's always worth living

4502 ► I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile

4503 ► I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.I guess i am a fantasy...

4504 ► I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.

4505 ► i just really want to be able to tell ppl when something is wrong even after ive acted like im okay. im not okay, havent been for awhile and wont be for awhile

4506 ► I just want someone who will stay in my life so I wont have to worry about another goodbye.

4507 ► I just want to fall asleep until i don;t miss you anymore.

4508 ► I just want to feel that i am important to someone.

4509 ► I just want to put the head phones in, turn the music up loud, and forget the world.

4510 ► I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.

4511 ► I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.

4512 ► I love being my husband wife.

4513 ► I may never get the chance to win the lottery. I may never get the chance to go on vacation. But I have the chance to be your friend, that chance I will take.

4514 ► I miss how you always MADE time for me.

4515 ► I never had better friends than the friends I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?-stand by me

4516 ► I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..

4517 ► I never thought that you would end up meaning this much to me..I just want someone who will stay in my life so I wont have to worry about another goodbye.

4518 ► I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely i am inside.

4519 ► I think i need to go to my happy place. I just cant remember where that is.

4520 ► I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

4521 ► I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not. The worst thing in life is the end up with people that make you feel all alone !!!

4522 ► I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me.

4523 ► I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.

4524 ► I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.

4525 ► I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can't forget Me.

4526 ► If all my friends were flowers, I would look around and pick you.

4527 ► If I die today, or even tomorrow I will have no regrets if you tell me you're my friend.

4528 ► If it's not a happy ending then it's not the ending at all.

4529 ► If someone breaks you as a person, dont worry! Someone else will help you heal. And then they'll break you too. Cruel world. Get used to it.

4530 ► If things go wrong, don't go with them

4531 ► If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

4532 ► If you are reading this, you are beautiful. Smile & let the world show it

4533 ► If you cry, I cry, If you laugh, I laugh, If you're bored, I'm bored, If you jump off a cliff, I'll miss you.

4534 ► If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!

4535 ► If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.

4536 ► If you love me won't you let me know..!!

4537 ► If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

4538 ► If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears

4539 ► I'll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other.

4540 ► I'm invisible,until someone needs me.

4541 ► I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?

4542 ► I'm only responsible for what i say not for what you understand.

4543 ► I'm slowly giving up.

4544 ► I'm tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.

4545 ► Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.

4546 ► Inside beauty matter more then outside beauty.

4547 ► Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.

4548 ► Is having one of those days where they feels like they can't do anything right.

4549 ► Is hoping that one day someone will look at her and say 'you're the most important thing in my life'. Maybe then she will feel loved <3 br="">
 4550 ► Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.

4551 ► Isn't it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say "I'm used to it" Sometimes It's better to be alone... No one can hurt you.

4552 ► It actually kills me when we don't talk, it kills me when you ignore me, it kills me when you're busy with your life

4553 ► It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

4554 ► It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.

4555 ► It is the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me or smile at me, or sms me because I know at least for a sec I crossed your mind

4556 ► It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.

4557 ► It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall

4558 ► It's bad when you feel alone in your own home

4559 ► It's better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

4560 ► It's never going to be the same again. And that's whats killing me.

4561 ► It's not being left out that hurts. It's not being thought of.

4562 ► It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were

4563 ► It's so important to have people in your life that go out of their way to make you feel better when you're sad or hurting.

4564 ► It's so lonely when you don't even know yourself.

4565 ► Its Too Hard To Stay Alone In Life.

4566 ► I've come to realize that the only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in their's even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.

4567 ► Just because your life isn't like what you want it to be, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

4568 ► Just want to give a shout out, a hug, some dap, a high 5, a pound, handshake, a pat on the back, a kiss, some love and a good morning to you Facebook.

4569 ► Let no one think I gave in.

4570 ► Life and death is in the power of the tongue choose life so may live.

4571 ► Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

4572 ► Life creates order, but order does not create life.

4573 ► Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.

4574 ► LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

4575 ► Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

4576 ► Life is beautiful if you know where to look...

4577 ► Life is beautiful.. Be Aware of it. life is full of wonder Notice it..life is amazing Appreciate it..

4578 ► Life is important when you have your family, friends, and love

4579 ► Life is Just a Journey.

4580 ► Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up's and down's but it's up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.

4581 ► Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balcnce, you must kepp moving!!!!

4582 ► Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.

4583 ► Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain

4584 ► Life is not much older than the death.

4585 ► Life is short don't waste it being sad. Be who you are, be happy, be free, be whatever you want to be...

4586 ► Life is sometimes so cute, romantic adorable and sometimes it is funny, laugh and joyful...

4587 ► Life is the question and life is the answer and God is the Reason and love is the way..

4588 ► Life is too short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on your head held high and a smile for everyone. (:

4589 ► life is too short to wait on someone to love you the way you love them.

4590 ► Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..

4591 ► Life is very precious, enjoy from your heart. Don't wait for someone to make it tough.

4592 ► Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.

4593 ► Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

4594 ► Life isn't always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.

4595 ► Life's so shit it makes what comes out the dog's ass look good!

4596 ► Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes i wish it DID.

4597 ► Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

4598 ► Loneliness is the first thing which God's eye named, not good.

4599 ► Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

4600 ► Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.

4601 ► Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

4602 ► Love is when you wake up, he is already on your mind.

4603 ► Love when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

4604 ► Low quality of life until the business gat establish.

4605 ► Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.

4606 ► Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by

4607 ► Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.

4608 ► My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

4609 ► My life isn't perfect but it does have perfect moments.

4610 ► My silence is just another word for pain.

4611 ► My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

4612 ► Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.

4613 ► Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...

4614 ► Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness. Happy Friendship Day

4615 ► Never puts your happiness in someone else's hands.

4616 ► Never stress over over what you can't control..

4617 ► No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

4618 ► No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied..

4619 ► No matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect.

4620 ► Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know

4621 ► On this International Day of Friendship, let us cultivate warm ties that strengthen our common humanity and promote the well-being of the human family

4622 ► One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

4623 ► One day someone will come in your life and make you see why it never worked out with someone else.

4624 ► Only in the darkness can you see the stars. Martin Luther King Jr

4625 ► Out of all lies you have told..... was my favorite.

4626 ► Pain is the only thing that's telling me I'm still alive.

4627 ► People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..

4628 ► Please BURN my sad memories.

4629 ► Practice and creativity are the best teachers in the school of life.

4630 ► Praying is like breathing, it should be essential to your life.

4631 ► QUIET! I can't hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!

4632 ► Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer. Happy Friendship Day

4633 ► Real friendship is a rare and precious gift, strong, stable, yet fragile, and never to be taken for granted.

4634 ► Remember we're all in this alone.

4635 ► Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul. Saint Augustine

4636 ► Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

4637 ► SLEEP away the sadness of today.

4638 ► Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.

4639 ► Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts

4640 ► Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

4641 ► Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart

4642 ► Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Completely In The Dark.

4643 ► Sometimes i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares.

4644 ► Sometimes in life it's good to be Alone... so that No jackass can hurt you.

4645 ► Sometimes it's better to be Alone, Nobody can hurt you

4646 ► Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

4647 ► Sometimes It's better to be alone...No one can hurt you.

4648 ► Sometimes it's better to just quietly and privately miss someone than to let them know and still be ignored.. !

4649 ► Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care than to admit its killing you.

4650 ► Sometimes loneliness is my gud Frnd!!

4651 ► Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.

4652 ► sometimes you just have to wonder...will it really be any better tomorrow?

4653 ► Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you

4654 ► Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

4655 ► Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.

4656 ► Tell A Girl She's Beautiful, She'll believe it for a moment. Tell A Girl She's Ugly, She'll believe it for a life time..

4657 ► Ten Worst Feelings; being replaced, ignored, insecure, lied to, feeling unwanted, alone, worthless, hated, unliked & losing the one.

4658 ► Thank you for breaking my heart, because without that I wouldn't be the person I am today with the person I love.

4659 ► The ??dd??t thing i? wh?n ??u are feeling r??l d?wn; you l??k ?r?und and r??liz? th?t th?r? is n? ?h?uld?r f?r you.

4660 ► The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years. Audrey Hepburn.

4661 ► The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. Audrey Hepburn

4662 ► The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express. Francis Bacon

4663 ► The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.

4664 ► The best time to make friends is before you need them. #LoveOfFriends

4665 ► The CURE of anything is salt WATER - Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.

4666 ► The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

4667 ► The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

4668 ► The higher you climb on love's ladder,the harder you fall.

4669 ► The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.

4670 ► The most painful goodbye's are those which were never said and never explained....

4671 ► The most painful memory.. When I walked away and you let me go.

4672 ► The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me goI am not happy without you.

4673 ► The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.

4674 ► The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.

4675 ► The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.

4676 ► The Part Dat Hurts Me Da Most, Is Knowing Dat I Once Had U And Then Lost U.

4677 ► The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones.

4678 ► The people who were once close to me, now act as complete strangers.

4679 ► The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

4680 ► The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.

4681 ► The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

4682 ► The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I've ever heard

4683 ► The soul of sadness is self .

4684 ► The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

4685 ► The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.

4686 ► The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime

4687 ► The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

4688 ► The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

4689 ► The worst feeling is when you smile at your crush, but they don't even acknowledge your existence...

4690 ► The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

4691 ► The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.

4692 ► There are big ships and little ships but the best ship is friend ship!

4693 ► There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.

4694 ► There are plenty of fish in the sea, to bad I'm a really bad fisher.

4695 ► There is a passion towards knowledge, like passion towards music. Without this passion, there would be neither math, nor any science.

4696 ► There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

4697 ► There is no such beauty as that which is found in...

4698 ► There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature

4699 ► There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband & wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

4700 ► They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.

4701 ► They ignore you until they need you.

4702 ► They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

4703 ► thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness. John Keats.

4704 ► Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

4705 ► Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. Anne Frank

4706 ► Through life we suffer. Through friends we never have to suffer alone

4707 ► Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you, and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, because hate in your heart will consume you too.

4708 ► Time change Priority changes.

4709 ► Time to leave everyone alone and just keep to myself again...

4710 ► Time, you can't keep it, but you can spend it.

4711 ► To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don't need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself." -Thich Nhat Hanh

4712 ► To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

4713 ► True friends will see you through, believe in things you wanna do, feel happy when your dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u..they just love u as u!

4714 ► Vulgarity is a misconception about the art of living.

4715 ► Wake me up when things are going right for once.

4716 ► Wants someone to love who loves her back, someone she can lean on, someone to wrap her in his arms & tell her everything will be ok!

4717 ► We build walls around our hearts, to see who cares enough to knock them down <3 br="">
4718 ► We were born to be real not perfect in our life.

4719 ► What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!

4720 ► What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

4721 ► What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

4722 ► What you must understand about me is that I'm a deeply unhappy person.

4723 ► When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you... when the time comes she can fight the world for you...

4724 ► When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it-always."

4725 ► When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry show life you have a thousand reasons to smile

4726 ► When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

4727 ► When the world turns, it's nice to have someone upside down with you.

4728 ► When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

4729 ► When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist. Akhenaton

4730 ► When you have lived long in despair, it's hope that you can't stand anymore.

4731 ► When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

4732 ► When You Sit Alone .. You Sit With Your Past ..

4733 ► When you're beautiful, jealous haters come with the territory.

4734 ► Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes 'DESSERTS'.

4735 ► Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

4736 ► Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people

4737 ► why does it feel like every time i start to be happy . BAM i get crushed, and my heart breaks

4738 ► Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I've no desire to learn.....

4739 ► Why is it that we could do a million things right, but be forever remembered by one single mistake?

4740 ► Word of true friend: I would conquer the whole world with just one hand, if you are holding the other hand.

4741 ► World is small and life is short...Spread smiles and share peace.

4742 ► You can do anything, but not everything.

4743 ► You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

4744 ► You can't be lonely if you are in company of the person you're alone with.

4745 ► You know what friendss ur polite nature to others always hurts you.

4746 ► You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.

4747 ► You must be, said the Cat. or you wouldn't have come here.

4748 ► You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.

4749 ► Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. -Elbert Hubard

4750 ► Your friendship is a special gift generously given..happily accepted and deeply appreciated.

4751 ► Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.

4752 ► We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

4753 ► We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops

4754 ► A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!

4755 ► A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

4756 ► Do you know full form of wife Worries in life Forever.

4757 ► Do you know full form of wife "Worries in life Forever

4758 ► My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.

4759 ► Do you know full form of wife "Worries in life Forever"

4760 ► A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

4761 ► All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN... Of all of them.

4762 ► Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work?

4763 ► All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN... Of all of them

4764 ► All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN.... Of all of them

4765 ► Don't Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

4766 ► In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker

4767 ► Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

4768 ► One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

4769 ► If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

4770 ► I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy.

4771 ► Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops

4772 ► When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

4773 ► My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

4774 ► My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

4775 ► Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

4776 ► My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me

4777 ► No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

4778 ► There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone's neighbour has it.

4779 ► When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

4780 ► Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

4781 ► My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

4782 ► A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.

4783 ► A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

4784 ► Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

4785 ► If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

4786 ► Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire...

4787 ► It's a man's job to respect women, but its a woman's job to give him something to respect...

4788 ► Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

4789 ► 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I'M STILL SINGLE

4790 ► I do believe all the good men are all taken, married, live too far away or Gay!

4791 ► has standards when it comes to dating...and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes...then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!

4792 ► I'm not picky, I just have standards

4793 ► I wish Facebook would change "Single" to "Riding Solo." It would sound much cooler

4794 ► Marriage >>The connection between two persons is not a direct sign of how they met but how both have decided to live, on this your marriage ceremony, may you find everlasting peace.

4795 ► Marriage >>Congratulations to the future bride and groom! May your love grow for each other every day.

4796 ► Marriage >>Marriage is not easy, it is NOT a one way street. Marriage takes dedicated work by BOTH parties. Don't take marriage for granted or your spouse for granted.

4797 ► Marriage >>A great marriage isn't something that just happens; it's something that must be created.

4798 ► Marriage >>A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life.

4799 ► Marriage >>It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.

4800 ► Marriage >>Where on the marriage certificate says that I have to raise my husband?

4801 ► Marriage >>Congratulations on your engagement! You make a wonderful couple. Wishing that this be just the start of a long and wonderful journey

4802 ► Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot

4803 ► Where there is love, there is life

4804 ► Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

4805 ► The highest happiness on earth is marriage.

4806 ► The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes

4807 ► Marriage is love,honesty,respect and kindness.Making an attempt at loving each other in a new way.And learning,reaching and growing in life as a couple.

4808 ► Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning

4809 ► The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.

4810 ► Marriage is forever! Always remember to forgive, think before talking, always leave with a kiss and hug. Live your lives for each other and God!

4811 ► A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason and indeed all the sweets of life

4812 ► Marriage is based on respect and love. So on this day, I wish you two nothing but a lifetime of love and respect. Have a happy wedding

4813 ► Dear friend, you mean a lot to me and on this special day of your life, I would like to pray God to fulfill all your dreams and wishes. Congratulations on your marriage

4814 ► Marriage, truth to say is evil, but necessary evil.

4815 ► Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

4816 ► A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person .Wish you a successful married life

4817 ► The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding !! Have an awesome married life

4818 ► I married the most wonderful man and have best kids in the world and God created them just for me. I am truly blessed. Thank You Lord.

4819 ► Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.

4820 ► What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .

4821 ► Sometimes all you need is some innocent flirty fun to lift your spirits and brighten your day/week.. I'm not bad - Just mischievously creative!

4822 ► I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!

4823 ► Facebook should change "single" to "riding solo"

4824 ► S.I.N.G.L.E -sexy independent Naughty gorgeous loving everyday

4825 ► I'm not single because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.

4826 ► have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley

4827 ► Guys are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.

4828 ► Being single only means that you are patient enough to wait for someone you deserve and who really deserves you.

4829 ► Has already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where's Mr Right? (:

4830 ► Met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where's my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?

4831 ► I choose today to be single...but one day I will be someone's everything.

4832 ► Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.

4833 ► I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =]

4834 ► {NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship.' Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single"

4835 ► Everyone always says "You need to get a boyfriend! It's great having a boyfriend!" then I say "Its even better not suffering heart brea

4836 ► I'm not single. . . I'm riding solo and loving it!

4837 ► Feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.

4838 ► Single...anybody wanna change that? :]

4839 ► I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that's as impossible as nailing jello to a tree <3 br="">
4840 ► I might be single but i have a CRUSH !

4841 ► If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

4842 ► I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two week.

4843 ► Would like to thank all those who ever doubted me you have all made me what i am today. So as a sigh of gratitude you can now kiss my ass.

4844 ► My attitude is up to you. If you ignore me, I'll ignore you, if you give me attitude, I'll give you attitude, if you screw me over, I'll f*ck your world up.

4845 ► Men are like Pantie hose, some run, some cling and some just don't fit right in the crotch

4846 ► Wants an easier life...I am going to come back as a man!

4847 ► Why are married women fatter than single women? Single women come home, look in the fridge, then go to bed.Married women look in the bed, then go to the fridge.

4848 ► Anyone ever realize the leading cause of divorce is marriage?

4849 ► I saw you talking about me in your status...Cute But next time WHY DON'T YOU TAG ME IN THAT BITCH!

4850 ► I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.

4851 ► Humour I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!

4852 ► I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.

4853 ► There are times when you need to F.O.C.U.S ... Fuck Off Cuz Ur Stupid!

4854 ► I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

4855 ► If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

4856 ► I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

4857 ► I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

4858 ► Ever sat down at work and your shooting the shit with your boss when all of a sudden you picture bitch slapping the shit of of them?

4859 ► Just keep talking, I yawn when I'm interested.

4860 ► Anyone can be an asshole, but I call you 'Ankles' because you're 3 feet below a cunt!

4861 ► Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.

4862 ► A whore is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then fucking comes back for more.

4863 ► Why don't they have Spring Day. We could decorate with flowers and plants. That would be nicer than red and pink hearts around fat naked babies.

4864 ► The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

4865 ► Is sure that at a certain point, you're going to need to come to terms with your retardation.

4866 ► I've heard so much shit I think my ears are constipated!

4867 ► Boys I will let you in on a little secret. To keep your woman happy, stop acting like a selfish douche! It's not rocket science.

4868 ► You don't have bigger balls than me... mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chafing.

4869 ► Trying to understand men is like eating crab legs, a whole lot of work for a little bit of nothing!

4870 ► When all else fails, a two by four and duck tape will solve the problem.

4871 ► Aren't you supposed to say that everything is going to be okay?

4872 ► If I had a penny for every guy I've met that wasn't a player, I'd probably have like 2 cents.

4873 ► I was debating on jumping and ending my despair over losing my best friend, but I decided to call you instead.

4874 ► Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard. George Foster

4875 ► Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack

4876 ► Better put a condom on honey, 'cause if you're gonna act like a d!ck, you should dress like one.

4877 ► I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

4878 ► If you've never met the devil in the road of life, its because you're both heading in the same direction.

4879 ► No matter how good a person speaks, when he talks too much, ultimately he will speak stupid things

4880 ► Zombies eat brains. You're safe.

4881 ► There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where's the tent.

4882 ► A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

4883 ► Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.

4884 ► As long as you have a strong back and take a lot of crap the end result will be used up...

4885 ► I don't believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

4886 ► Violence won't solve anything...But it sure makes me feel good.

4887 ► Guys have no idea how long the stupid shit they say sticks in a woman's mind.

4888 ► Basic law of estrogen: We're right, you're wrong. Shut up!

4889 ► Says since when did my "day off" become "the day to do housework"? I'd rather get paid.

4890 ► Stop acting like God's gift to women... The gift was the Orgasm, You're just the messenger boy...

4891 ► Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things women remember.

4892 ► Ok look man, you clearly are not hard up for money, you're driving a range rover, so call whoever has your jaguar or benz and ask them to help you out. I got things to do.

4893 ► I will become a fan of the Procrastinators Club... tomorrow. I promise...

4894 ► Women, now we know who to really blame: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist HISterectomy

4895 ► Useless info for today ~ the female praying mantis bites the head off the male after mating ~ hmmm maybe not so useless after all lol

4896 ► Peace pot tequila shot Jesus loves you stoned or not sex drugs rock n roll speed weed birth control life's a bitch then you die fuck the world lets get high <3 br="">
4897 ► Thinks most men are like public toilets.Their either Occupied, Dirty, Broken, Stinky, Falling down, being fixed, never stocked, busy, But, mostly full of shit..

4898 ► That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

4899 ► Miracles happen every day. I haven't choked the stupid out of someone today. See? Miracle

4900 ► True beauty lies within the soul. Look past the exterior to the soul inside and only then will you see the true person.

4901 ► You can fall in brown eyes and be lost forever, you can fall in blue eyes and swim forever, you can fall in green eyes and be searching forever my choice: brown.

4902 ► Sometimes I wish I could see through your eyes so I can see what you see when you look at me.

4903 ► Sometimes I'm too scared to look into your beautiful eyes cause i don't want to fall even more in love with you.

4904 ► Every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in them. I don't want to stare, but I find myself not wanting to look away either.

4905 ► Beautiful eyes cloak the darkest of souls

4906 ► Beauty is noticed through the eyes, personality is noticed by the heart .

4907 ► Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts. Paramahansa Yogananda Quotes.

4908 ► My eyes will speak the words my lips never could.

4909 ► Look into her eyes, not at her smile. A mouth can lie, eyes cannot.

4910 ► Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.

4911 ► Eyes are the mouth that does not speak, eyes are the heart that does not beat, eyes are soul that does not leave, eyes are the arms that can't reach out.

4912 ► If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

4913 ► Look into my eyes and you will find me, but look into my heart and you will find you.

4914 ► My eyes say I'm innocent but my lips say I'm wicked

4915 ► Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need xx

4916 ► Your eyes speak the words that your lips never say.

4917 ► If only you knew what thoughts were hidden behind these hazel eyes...

4918 ► The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart. St. Jerome Quotes

4919 ► I want to hold your hands,get lost in your eyes,feel your heartbeat next to mine,and say "I love you" just before I give all of myself to you

4920 ► Word of advice. Never peel an orange while sitting in front of a fan.

4921 ► Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. Theodore Roosevelt Quotes.

4922 ► Believes that the twinkle in her eye may be the reflection off her lost marbles.

4923 ► A persons eyes tell a story,you just have to learn how to read it.

4924 ► The wonderful thing about falling n love, is that u learn everything about that person, And if its true love, you begin to see yourself through their eyes.

4925 ► We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. Jawaharlal Nehru Quotes

4926 ► I'll never forget the first time I looked into those blue eyes of yours...that's the day I fell in love.

4927 ► True beauty is not outer appearance, it's located in the heart and soul, reflected in ones eyes.

4928 ► Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. Nikos Kazantzakis Quotes

4929 ► Some people only like you because of how you look. I like you because of your personality and the way your eyes shine.

4930 ► The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. Audrey Hepburn Quotes

4931 ► B.L.U.E - E.Y.E.D - breathtaking, loving, unwavering, elegant, endearing, youthful, easygoing, devoted

4932 ► We will never see eye to eye, mainly because we are different heights.

4933 ► You can fake your words, but you can never fake those eyes that tell the truth.

4934 ► You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain Quotes

4935 ► These tears don't make me weak, they mean I still love you, that I remember you, and I wish you were still here. I will gladly cry forever to never forget.

4936 ► Things change. People change. Feelings change. It's a good thing memories never do.

4937 ► Memories are the treasures that we keep locked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely...

4938 ► Best things in life is not what you wear, your friends, or your family but the memories you share with all the ones that makes those memories unforgettable.

4939 ► CHERISH not just the obvious, but the little things as well. Days may fade, but what you cherish is forever in your heart ?

4940 ► Wants all of my close friends to comment with a memory we have together, then repost this on your status to see all the memories you might have forgotten !

4941 ► Ever had a memory so bittersweet that it sneaks out of your eyes and rolls down your cheeks? Sometimes they are the best, they leave you breathless with love.

4942 ► Is remembering someone special today. When someone you love becomes a memory, then every memory of that person becomes a treasure to you. ?

4943 ► When you look in my eyes & see the pain inside why do you just keep on creating more pain & breaking me down...

4944 ► I don't like flirtationships, they are empty but they save you pain for sure.

4945 ► Sometimes, tears are a sign of unspoken happiness.. and smile is a sign of silenced pain..

4946 ► When u love someone u gve evrything without thinking twice.u deny the truth,u bliv in lies,u cry ovr the things that hurt u.but u still stay and say ITS OK

4947 ► One thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain ?

4948 ► People say that the bad memories cause the most pain, but actually it's the good ones that drive you insane.

4949 ► I just have one word to say today. "OUCH!"

4950 ► There is nothing worse than sever back pain to keep you from doing what you want to do

4951 ► Strength is nothing more than how well we hide the pain.

4952 ► Absence doesn't always make the heart grow fonder...sometimes it just makes it easier to say goodbye.

4953 ► Holi is the apt time to break the ice, renew relationships and link yourself with those that you wanted to with a bit of color.

4954 ► Best wishes... Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi..

4955 ► Rang Udaye Pichkari, Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari, Holi Ke Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De... Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hamari. Happy Holi.

4956 ► Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi

4957 ► I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival I'm praying God to add more and more colors in your beautiful life. Happy Holi!

4958 ► A Touch Of Pink I Send To U. A Drop Of Orange To Cool The Hue. A Tinge Of Gulal For Warmth And Zest For A Colorful Holi 2016! Happy and Colorful Holi.

4959 ► Wishing You And Your Family A Very Bright, Colorful And Joyful Holi With Love And Best Wishes!

4960 ► Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.

4961 ► Very Happy and Colorful Holi to U & Ur Family. I wish that this year will bring every moment happiness.

4962 ► Pyar Ke Rang Udaaye Yeh Pichkari, Rang Jaaye Yeh Duniyaa Saari, Holi Ka Rang Aapka Jeewan, Rang De Hamesha Yeh Kaamna Hamari. Holi Status

4963 ► Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors with joy & jubilation..Happy Holi..!

4964 ► I May Not Put Colors On Your Face In This Colourful Festival But.. I'M Praying God To Add More And More Colors In Your Life. Wish You Happy Happy Holi 2016.

4965 ► Make merry with colors on Holi and the rest of the days with the colors of love.

4966 ► Let the colors of Holi spread message of peace and happiness.

4967 ► Holi is the day to express love with colors. It a time to show affection. All the colors that are on U are of love!

4968 ► Let the colors of Holi spread_ message of peace and happiness. Holi Status

4969 ► Wishing u a day soft as silk and white as milk, sweet as honey and full of money, may all Your dreams come true.. HAPPY Holi.

4970 ► The dominant idea behind Holi festival is that we should live more in harmony with nature instead of trying to destroy her and make her our slave.

4971 ► This Holi Make A Wish, Take A Chance To Do Something Good Because Holi Is All About Good Things And Good Things Are Supposed To Be Start On An Auspicious Day.. Have An Abounding Holi

4972 ► If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

4973 ► I wish, this Holi U were with me. Wish U all success in life. Holi Status

4974 ► Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.

4975 ► Longing you a fun Holi and a Spring time sprouting with Happiness.

4976 ► I wish U a very Happy Holi. Enjoy bright colors of happiness and love. Holi Status

4977 ► You know why I adore Holi? Since it gets colors my life, the same you did.

4978 ► Soak Yourself In The Colors Of Joy, Happiness And Fun. Wishing You All A Happy Holi.

4979 ► Holi Offer!! 'Heart For Sale' *No...Conditions Apply.

4980 ► Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colorful holi ! Holi Status

4981 ► Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colorful holi !

4982 ► Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Holi Status

4983 ► Happy Holi To You And Your Family. We Wish Your Health, Prosperity And Business Achievements At This Prismic Color Eve.

4984 ► Wishing U and Ur family a very bright, colorful and joyful..Happy holi.!!

4985 ► Holi is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors!

4986 ► Enjoy every color of Holi and you will get every happiness you desire. God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.Happy Holi

4987 ► Best Wishes To You For A Holi Filled With Sweet Moments And Memories To Cherish For Long. Holi Status

4988 ► May the spirit of Holi bring you joy.. The gladness of Holi give you Hope..The warmth of Holi grant You Cheer.. Happy Holi..

4989 ► Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love!

4990 ► Sweetheart, U bought colors in my life. Thank U for being always with me. Wishing U a colorful Holi..

4991 ► I wish U a very Happy Holi. Enjoy bright colors of happiness and love.

4992 ► Holi helps me to remember you in light of the fact that it is so vibrant and brimming with full.

4993 ► I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but I am praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.

4994 ► Enjoy every color of Holi and you will get every happiness you desire. God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.Happy Holi..

4995 ► Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Happy Holi

4996 ► Hi Friends, Wishing You and Your Family A Very Special Regards, Happy Holi.

4997 ► Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

4998 ► May This Festival Of Colors Bring A Smile To Your Lips, A Twinkle In Your Eyes, And A Cheer In Your Voice. Wishing You A Joyous Holi. Holi Status

4999 ► Holi is the apt time to break the ice, renew relationships and link yourself with those that you wanted to with a bit of color. HAPPY HOLI.

5000 ► I wish a Happy Holi to everyone.. Let the colors of holi fill your heart with warmth and love.

5001 ► I want so dearly that you would be mine today and always you are in my Life, I will make you Happy Forever and always.. Happy Holi

5002 ► Very Happy and Colorful Holi to U and Ur Family. I wish that this year will bring every moment happiness.

5003 ► Wishing U and Ur family a very bright, colorful and joyful.. Happy holi.!!

5004 ► Moments Of Holi Are To Be Celebrated Together.. So That The Memories Can Be Relished Later.. These Are The Memories I Wish To Live With Forever.. Have A Wonderful And Colorful Holi

5005 ► Trust your adoration is surrounded with all colors of affection & joy. Today & dependably. Euphoric Holi!

5006 ► Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with U. Holi Status

5007 ► Holi Is A Special Time Of Year To Remember Those Who Are Close To Our Hearts With Splashing Colors.

5008 ► You've been dating for a day, you aren't in love, shut up.

5009 ► You're dating my ex? Ha. Cool. I'm eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?

5010 ► One day you'll wake up and realize how truly amazing I was, and when that day comes I'll be waking up next to the man who alread

5011 ► Parents, Problems, School, Work, Friends, Fakes, Love, Dating, Responsibilities, Drama, Heartache, Failures, Stress & happiness.

5012 ► out of sight but never out of my mind...

5013 ► Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

5014 ► If money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys

5015 ► I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it's getting serious. She asked me to move out with her.

5016 ► His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His girl? I am that. His smile? I made that. Were happy, they hate that.

5017 ► There exists an online dating site 'Herpes Passions' which specially caters to people suffering from herpes.

5018 ► Thank you for being my unexpected surprise

5019 ► Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

5020 ► S?m? love l??t? a lifetime. True l?v? lasts f?r?v?r. BE My V?l?ntin?

5021 ► I will be busy this Valentine's Day spending time with my love.

5022 ► "Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.." Happy Valentine's Day

5023 ► I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.. lol Happy Valentine Day

5024 ► If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your friends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they will come to you

5025 ► I don't know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.

5026 ► No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along

5027 ► Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate...

5028 ► Candle light, moon light, star light, The brightest glow is from love light.

5029 ► Do you have a dark facial complexion and you are afraid of asking her for a date?

5030 ► Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.

5031 ► If you also face trouble finding a message to send to your love then here I have prepared a small collection for you to send to your valentine.

5032 ► wish to live in your eyes! Die in your arms and Be buried in your heart! Happy Valentine's day

5033 ► Love is so blind... let's be practical, lets open eyes and see our valentine.

5034 ► life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love...

5035 ► My Valentine, My Lover, My chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.

5036 ► God has created you only for me, because he knows no one can love you more than me!

5037 ► Be there to catch me when I fall.

5038 ► If I can get you wet with my love, I would leave you soaked every day.

5039 ► I'm lucky to have a girlfriend who is beautiful, fun, smart, and crazy enough to go out with me.

5040 ► Come with me and share my happiness and joys, my Valentine.

5041 ► I got into a fight with my boss for a day off. He gave me the whole week. A week of me and you.

5042 ► I cherish the time that we spend together and know that you are a great Valentine.

5043 ► Being loved by you has been the best thing that has happened to me so far.

5044 ► I consider myself to be the luckiest woman on this Earth and it's only because I have found the most precious jewel of this world. It's you, my love. You are the only thing that looks good on me.

5045 ► From the moment you stepped into my life, fairy tale began.

5046 ► Happy Valentine's Day to someone who has given me everything I always desired.

5047 ► I don't just love you. I love that I get to have you as my Valentine. Happy Valentine's Day!

5048 ► I feel the happiest when I think about you, coz I love you.

5049 ► Your smile sets my heart on fire.

5050 ► Enjoying life more than ever now with you as my Valentine.

5051 ► I like all the ways that we hang out together, even when were mad. And I like the things that are not appropriate for a greeting card.

5052 ► I can no longer take this life for granted as I now have you.

5053 ► I pray to God for a thousand lives, and I wish I get you in each of them.

5054 ► I want to let you know that I want you to be my Valentine. Again!

5055 ► Never let your emotions overpower your intelligence

5056 ► Givers have to learn to set limits because takers don't have any.

5057 ► Dream big and dare to fail.

5058 ► At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

5059 ► Do you know what would look good on you? Me!

5060 ► Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

5061 ► Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

5062 ► The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.

5063 ► I don't hold grudges, I remember facts.

5064 ► People come and go...the best will stay.

5065 ► I Never dreamed about success I worked for it.

5066 ► Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you...

5067 ► Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"

5068 ► People don't care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.

5069 ► God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn't handle us as Brothers.

5070 ► However good or bad a situation is, it will change

5071 ► I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)

5072 ► To be trusted, you must be honest.

5073 ► You only live once, so do everything twice.

5074 ► One "BAD" meal won't make you fat. Just like.... one "GOOD" meal won't make you skinny.

5075 ► I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

5076 ► I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

5077 ► I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING

5078 ► I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today

5079 ► I am not lucky. I am blessed.

5080 ► Service is the rent we pay to live

5081 ► Every burden is a blessing for me.

5082 ► Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

5083 ► The best type of men are Snowmen, you build them, dress them, then leave there ass out in the cold!

5084 ► I clapped because it's finished, not because I like it.

5085 ► They lied to us. They said "women mature faster than men" this lead us to the assumption that men would ACTUALLY mature someday

5086 ► Some men need a slap to get things through their thick skulls, others need a sledge hammer.

5087 ► I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

5088 ► Men always complain about women smothering them. I say if you can hear them complaining you're not pushing hard enough on the pillow. 

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