Thursday, 25 February 2016

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Maths Joke - Malayalam

ഭാര്യ : അപ്പുറത്തെ വീട്ടിലെ രമേശന്റെ
മോൾക്ക്‌ കണക്കിൽ 99 മാർക്ക്‌ .... !!
ഭർത്താവ്‌ : ശൊ ... ബാക്കി ഒരു മാർക്ക്‌
എവിടെ പോയി ?
ഭാര്യ : അത്‌ എവിടെയും പോയിട്ടില്ല.
നമ്മുടെ മോൻ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുണ്ട്‌ !!����

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

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How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes - Funny Jokes

How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes...

1) Open Whats App
2) Go to settings
3) Deactivate your account

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How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:
1. Go to the Wi Fi router
2. Turn it Off
3. Wait in that Room !!������

Monday, 15 February 2016

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Only for Genius! Find the answer!

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WhatsApp Malayalam Funny Pic

Plantain under CCTV surveillance - Funny Picture Forwards

Monday, 8 February 2016

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Great Insults - Whatsapp Jokes

��Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ������
Salesman: ������

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  ��������
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suitcase
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Thursday, 4 February 2016

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Lateral Thinking Puzzle - With Answers

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking...
Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;   

      man
1. ------------
     board





Ans. = man onboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. 
      
      stand
2. ------------
        i 




Ans. = I understand

OK...
Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you perform?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/







Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D





Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle




Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure out, ha!!!

          0
6. _________
    M.D.Ph.D.





Ans. = two degrees below zero (-2°)

C'mon give it a little thought !!!

      knee
7. ------------
      light






Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!!

9. he's / himself





Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg






Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ??? !!!

11. death ..... life






Ans. = Life after Death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK












Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

              
                                                                                       





                                                                              Ans. = long time no 'C'
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