Latest Jokes Messages - 2016

I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me not to go into those places.
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Why could'nt the bike stand up ?
It was two tyred.
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Why did Micky Mouse got to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet
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What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
"Aaloo"
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