Wednesday, December 30, 2015

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New Year Wishes in upside down

ɹɐəʎ ʍəu ʎddɐɥ ʎɹəʌ ɐ noʎ ɥsıʍ

ഇതെങ്ങനെ ഒപ്പിച്ചു എന്ന് ചോദിക്കരുത്, പ്ലീസ്.....

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Office Joke - WhatsApp

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Meena’s father is Arun. Then Arun is the _____ of Meena’s father ? Answer

IAS Question. Answer this if you are intelligent.

Meena’s father is Arun. Then Arun is the _____ of Meena’s father ?



Look below for the answer

Answer is: "Name"

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

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Whatsapp Activation Code

WhatsApp licence can be extended by either through Google Wallet or through any Payment URL's. It is not possible to extend the licence by adding WhatsApp activation codes, as there is no such option currently present in WhatsApp.

In some countries including India, currently WhatsApp is free to use. It will automatically renew its licence after one year.

The present charges for extending WhatsApp service after its expiration is :
For 1 year : USD 0.99
For 3 years: USD 2.67 (10% off)
For 5 years: USD 3.71 (25% off)

The licence will remain valid even if we reinstall or change our mobile handsets.

Monday, December 28, 2015

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WhatsApp to introduce video calling



It is expected to release the latest version of WhatsApp soon with a video calling functionality. This update will bring a tough competition to Skype and Facetime for iOS users.

Some features currently not available in WhatsApp (2015)


  • No video calling
  • Not able to send files other than audio / video
  • No encryption for messages sent
  • The maximum allowd users in a single group is currently limited to 100
  • No stickers available


Now this update will bring the one of the most lacking or anticipated functionality in WhatsApp. It is roumered that the new feature release will be there somewhere in January 2016. This update will also help WhatsApp to acquire new users who would like to try video calling from one of the most popular chatting app.

Also users will expect the new feature to work with low data usage, so that they can make a video call even with a 2G data speed. Another current competition is from the Facebook messenger app, where video calling is possible with very low data usage.

How to make WhatsApp video call will depend upon the new user interface after the update.  

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

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Weight Loss - Jokes

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

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Two Stupid Chickens

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

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Be Careful.

..BE CAREFUL...

Today is 15th of December 15.
Meaning 15+12+15=42
We are in the 21s t Century; 21 x 42= 882
combine the figures we have
882+2015=2897

As you can see, it doesn't have any meaning.....

Thank you for your Attention.

Keep doing what you were doing. I'm off to disturb another group............ ��

Sunday, December 13, 2015

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Women talks - WhatsApp Funny Pics

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Fishing... Great Comedy Jokes

The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the cafe, as they sip their drinks, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth" says the old man.

Friday, December 11, 2015

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A Malayalam Question

ഒരു ചോദ്യം                              









ജനസംഖ്യ  കൂട്ടാൻ ഏറ്റവും ശക്തമായി ജനങ്ങളോട് ആവശ്യപ്പെടുന്ന രാജ്യമേത്





























പെറു
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Thursday, December 10, 2015

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Keep Your Coffee Warm - Funny pic

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Superstition !! WhatsApp funny pic

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

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What is a cell? - Malayalam Jokes

ബയോളജി ടീച്ചർ പറഞ്ഞു , സെല്ലെന്നാൽ കോശമാണെന്ന്.
തൊട്ടെടുത്തെ പിരിയഡിൽ physics സാറു പറഞ്ഞു സെല്ലെന്നാൽ, ബാറ്ററിയാണെന്ന്. അടുത്ത ദിവസം എക്കണോമിക്സ് സാറു പറയുവാ സെല്ലെന്നാൽ വിൽക്കലാണെന്ന് .ദേ അടുത്ത പീരിയഡിൽ History ടീച്ചർ പറഞ്ഞു ജയിലാണെന്ന്. നിർത്തി അതോടെ നിർത്തി പഠിത്തം.

Monday, December 7, 2015

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Why We ​Just ​Love Children .......

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. 
Five minutes later......'Da-ad....'
'What?'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad......'
'WHAT?'
'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
Five minutes later.......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'
'WHAT!'
'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'

3.. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
Sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!''

4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?'
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
'That big sissy.'

5. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
Old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the Shower.
She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her Tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'

6.  One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer.. She read, '.... And so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'
The teacher paused, then asked the class, 'And what do you think the Farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said:
'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!''

7.A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane
Sugarbrown.'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'

8. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play 
with the boys?'
Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.'
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
If I can find a
smooth one, can I play with him?'

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Awesome conundrum

If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.

Is the man right or wrong?..............

Sunday, December 6, 2015

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Can you find out what's wrong with picture?

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Find x ?

WhatsApp Funny Pic

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Red Shirt - WhatsApp Joke

Spanish captain was walking on his ship. A soldier rushes to him and says,"An enemy ship is approaching us". Captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt".The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.The enemy ship comes in; heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. Soldier asks, "Congrats Sir, but why the red shirt ?" Captain replies, "If I got injured, then my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to loose hope."

Moral: For success, hope is very important.
Just then, another soldier came in and said, "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy ships!"

The captain calmly replied, "Go bring my yellow pants"...!!

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Cough Syrup...

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk:
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of Laxative."

The pharmacist yells:
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds,
"Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough".

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Disorder in the American Courts - Lawyer Jokes

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of
staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

____________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
____________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_____________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
____________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_____________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
_____________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_____________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
_____________________

And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I ., but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law...

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Doctor Joke

Lady : My husband just swallowed a dispirin by mistake, what shall I do?

Doctor : "Give him a headache now, why waste medicine !"

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Birthday Gift - Funny Pic

Thursday, December 3, 2015

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Microsoft Office Joke

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

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How long will the scooter run?

There is one scooter which has 2 tyres and one stepney/spare (meaning 3 tyres). Each tyre can run up to max 5 km. How long will the scooter run till?

ANSWER:
7.5 Kilometers

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How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons

For
Re.1 you get 40 Cherries
For Rs.3 you get 1 Orange
For Rs.5 you get 1 Watermelon

Your mother told you to get 100 fruits for Rs.100.

How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons will you buy?

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How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons

For
Re.1 you get 40 Cherries
For Rs.3 you get 1 Orange
For Rs.5 you get 1 Watermelon

Your mother told you to get 100 fruits for Rs.100.

How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons will you buy?

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How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons

For
Re.1 you get 40 Cherries
For Rs.3 you get 1 Orange
For Rs.5 you get 1 Watermelon

Your mother told you to get 100 fruits for Rs.100.

How many of Cherries, Oranges and Watermelons will you buy?

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

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Find the answer - Whatsapp picture puzzle - With Answer

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