Monday, October 26, 2015

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Puzzling!!

1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?  
3. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
4. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
5. In the word scent, is "S" silent or "C"?
6. Why is it called a building when it's already built?
7. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
8. Do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
9. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be...congress ?
10. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
11. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
12. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
13. Who took the picture of the first camera? And how was it taken?
14. Is sand called sand because it's between sea and land?
I liked reading this. Hope you also do.
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A Russian, visiting India - WhatsApp joke

A Russian, visiting India, went for an Eye check-up.
   The Doctor shows him the letters on the board :

      CZWXNQSTAZKY

     Doctor : Can you read this ?
Russian : Read ??  I even know the guy..., he's my cousin  !!

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Awarded as Best Joke

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

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USA WhatsApp Group

















A  WhatsApp group named "United States WhatsApp Group" has been started exclusively for Americans around the world. The group aims at sharing knowledge, news, fun articles or images and to make friends with others around the world.

Here is the link for the official Facebook page of USA WhatsApp Group:


https://www.facebook.com/United-States-WhatsApp-Group-1639849322958160

To join the group, 'Like' the above shared Facebook page. Note that this group is a strictly moderated group. Everyone can share fun articles and posts.
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Birthday joke - Malayalam

ഭാര്യയുടെ  ബർത്ത് ഡേ ആണ് .എന്ത് സമ്മാനമാണ് അവൾക്കു വേണ്ടത് എന്ന് ചോദിച്ചപ്പോൾ  അവൾ പറഞ്ഞു കാര്യമായിട്ടൊന്നും വേണ്ടാ ,diamond ഉള്ള എന്തും സന്തോഷമായിരിക്കും എന്ന് .

എന്നിട്ട് എന്ത് വാങ്ങി?

ഒരു കുത്ത് ചീട്ട്
വാങ്ങി��

Monday, October 19, 2015

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Dont overreact in every situation...!!

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In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly......

CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...

Man replied "5000 sir"

CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...

"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"

That guy left.............
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Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
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Moral:Dont overreact in every situation...!!

Sunday, October 11, 2015

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When your phone has no range.

What we do when our mobile phone has no signal - WhatsApp Funny Picture.

Friday, October 9, 2015

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Exam Answer Sheet - Funny

Best funny answer sheet.



Wednesday, October 7, 2015

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Answer: Mary, in 1925, told her friend that her husband died in World War I.

Mary, in 1925, told her friend that her husband died in World War I.

Find the logical mistake in this sentence.


Answer: In 1925, World War was not named as World War '1'.
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Complete this 6 letter word

Complete this 6 letter word:
_ h _ a _ t

Clue:
1. Girls love it.
2. Boys like it.
3. Parents respect it.

You are brilliant if you say the answer within today..... reply me as fast as you can
You can send it to your friends to get the answer.!

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

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World's shortest resignation letter - Funny pic

Shortest resignation letter by an employee.

Monday, October 5, 2015

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Latest WhatsApp Jokes

In an entrance of an hospital sardar ask a boy
Sardar- why r u crying?
Boy- they cut my finger for blood test...
Sardar- Baap re , i came here  for urine test...
................. ...............................

Argument between British and Indian!
British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue daily hahahahahaha

........ ...... .............................. ..

Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...

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Manager cracked a joke and all employees laughing a lot , except one....Manager asked him... "You didn't like my joke or didn't understand it...???".Employee: "sir, I have already resigned and serving my notice period "

Thursday, October 1, 2015

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Open Challenge!

Check ur presence of mind.

Answer:
A=12, So AxA (A Square)= 144
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