Wednesday, September 30, 2015

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Check ur presence of mind.

Take d test.

relax, clear your mind and begin, what's the 1st answer that comes to ur mind???...........

1. What do you put in a toaster?

"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a
green house made from?

Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no
man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!


Try it seriously dont cheat its amazing

(I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!)  

Count every  "  F  " in the following text:



WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.
Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is  further down.

The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your  friends.
It will drive them crazy!!:
Good isnt it..

Sunday, September 27, 2015

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Gandhi Jayanti Joke

Dear friend,
Every year before  2nd Oct, i start collecting Mahatma Gandhiji's Photos to celebrate GandhiJayanti.

I need your help..

If you have Rs 500/1000  notes at home please send it to me...
I JUST LOVE Gandhiji  ����

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

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School supplies - Funny WhatsApp Pic

School supplies.. Difference between boys and girls. Funny whatsApp Picture.

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ഒരു ഐ.എ.എസ് ചോദ്യം

ഒരാൾ അൽപം പണം പോക്കറ്റിലിട്ടു നടന്നു. ഒരു യാചകന്റെ അടുത്തെത്തിയപ്പോൾ അത് ഇരട്ടിയായി. അയാൾക്കതിൽ നിന്നും 100 ₹ നൽകി. വീണ്ടും നടന്നു. അടുത്ത യാചകന്റെ അടുത്തെത്തിയപ്പോൾ പോക്കറ്റിലുള്ള പണം ഇരട്ടിയായി. അയാൾക്കതിൽ നിന്നും 100 ₹ നൽകി. വീണ്ടും നടന്നു. വേറൊരു യാചകന്റെ അടുത്തെത്തിയപ്പോൾ പോക്കറ്റിലുള്ളത് ഇരട്ടിയായി അയാൾക്കും 100 ₹ നൽകി. വീണ്ടും നടന്നു. അടുത്ത യാചകന്റെ അടുത്തെത്തിയപ്പോൾ അത് ഇരട്ടിയായി. അയാൾക്കതിൽ നിന്നും 100 ₹ നൽകി. ഇപ്രകാരം നാല് യാചകർക്കും നൂറ് രൂപ വീതം കൊടുത്തപ്പോൾ അദ്ദേഹത്തിന്റെ പോക്കറ്റ് കാലിയായി.
എങ്കിൽ, ആദ്യം അയാളുടെ കയ്യിൽ എത്ര രൂപയാണ് ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നത് ?

NB: ഈ ചോദ്യത്തിന് ഉത്തരം നൽകുന്ന ആദ്യത്തെയാളെ ഗ്രൂപ്പിലെ ബുദ്ധിജീവിയായി പ്രഖ്യാപിക്കും.✌��✌��✌��

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Intelligence Test: Malayalam WhatsApp

"Oruthan pennu kanan poyi
Pennu chaaya koduthu
Cherukkan chaaya kudichu
Cherukkan penninte peru enthanennu chodichu
Pennu aa saucer il cup kamazhthi...
Enkil penninte peru enthanu ?"

Teena (Tea Na)

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ഒരു പ്രത്യേക അറിയിപ... - WhatsApp joke

ഒരു പ്രത്യേക അറിയിപ്പ് ഈ ഗ്രൂപ്പിൽ ഇതുവരെ ഒന്നും എഴുതാത്തവരെ ,അടുത്ത മാസം വിദ്യാരംഭത്തിന്റെ അന്ന് എഴുത്തിനിരുത്താൻ തീരുമാനിച്ചിരിക്കുന്ന വിവരം സസന്തോഷം അറിയിച്ചു കൊള്ളുന്നു...രജിസ്റ്റ്രേഷനു പ്രത്യേക ചാർജ്ജ് ഇല്ല....എല്ലാവർക്കും നല്ലതു വരട്ടെ....

Sunday, September 20, 2015

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WhatsApp Group to learn English

A WhatsApp group has been created to learn English by chatting. It will be a fun and easy way for learning English. So even though you are not good in English, chatting in English is mandatory.

To join the group visit 

Those who misuse or spam the group will be removed from the group.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

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I am a 6 letter word - Find my name

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

Answer is: Carpet

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

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Whatsapp Funny pic

Whatsapp forward - funny picture

Where is your partner?

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Engineers Day Funny Quote

2 minutes silence for all those who learnt second order differential equations, solid-state physics, strength of machines, digital signal processing etc. and wanting to change the world but now are earning salaries for making ppt, excel sheets and printing/faxing. ��
Happy Engineers Day ��

Thursday, September 10, 2015

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The King and the Minister - WhatsApp Joke

There was a king he had 10 wild dogs...
He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.

So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

So the minister said,
"I served you 10 years and you do this..?

Pease give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs!
So the king agreed…

In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…

The guard was baffled…
But he agreed…
So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up…

The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs for his punishment.

But when he was thrown in,

Everyone was amazed at what they saw..
They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister!

So the king baffled at what he saw… Said:” what happened to the dog. !!!”

The minister then said;”
I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn’t forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”…

So the king realised his mistake


Got crocodiles instead ��

Moral : What management decided is decided..  though they are wrong, u will be screwed.

Friday, September 4, 2015

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Complete this 6 letter word

             _ h _ a _ t

1. Girls love it.
2. Boys like it.
3. Parents respect it.                                    
You are brilliant if you say the answer within today.....  reply me as  fast as you can
You can send it to your friends to get the answer.!

Thursday, September 3, 2015

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During increment time - WhatsApp Joke

��  Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How  many are left?
During increment time
Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She   crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed
�������� So don't worry about your review.. Just enjoy ur work�� and enjoy life....

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